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Baseball Jokes
Corny Baseball Jokes :)
Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
A: Babe Root.
Q: What is the difference between baseball and law?
A: In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Q: What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
A: One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
Q.Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
A. Becasue she ran away from the ball!
One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."
"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"
Why did the umpire throw the chicken out of the baseball game?
He suspected fowl play.
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game."
"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Because all the fans have left!
Why is a baseball game like a pancake?
Because they both depend on the batter.
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