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TOPIC: PNA vs. Bothelos Week 12 |
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| Ryno
July 6, 2008
8:35:16 PM
Entry #: 2819797
| Let the shit talking begin!
Having missed this game last year I am looking forward to this more than any other game. I have had it marked on my calendar since April. Really I have been thinking about it since the end of last year when I was drinking with them at juniors after thier championship win.
I will be spending most of the week talkiing shit to Guapo (he got that nickname because he was a fat dumpy pitcher like former Sox reliever Ruben "El Guapo" Garces). Big Dummy Big Country. I will be shooting line drives your way all day sonny. Rymans BFF and quite funny board member oz4oz. I am saving a nasty swampass fart for you. And the PNA guys will tell you I can clear a dugout. And of course Smitty. I think I might leave you alone. You are already dragging yourself through the hell of failing to train a sotball wife properly.
Hi Kate. Big sale at Macy's Sunday. I think you should go check it out. Pick up my wife and Mertogs wife on the way please.
Post game mudslides at the PNA ladies.
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| Guapo
July 6, 2008
9:01:33 PM
Entry #: 2819822
| Ryno says:
"Big Dummy Big Country. I will be shooting line drives your way all day sonny."
Gonna be hard to shoot line drives at our DH/C Ryno.
This will be stange playing against you, Broz, Ant, and Ray. I'm used to pulling for you guys. Now I must hope that you fail miserably. Win or lose, I will be on my way to PNA afterwards. However, I am on the wagon. I know, I know. I had a rough Saturday a couple of weeks ago. Promised "the wife" I'd dry out for a month. 19 year anniversary on the 21st of July and I'd like to make it to see 20.
Hear's hoping you guys all bring your D game!
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| Smitty
July 6, 2008
9:03:30 PM
Entry #: 2819824
| ryno...we already have a win...you can't spell.
BOTELHO B-O-T-E-L-H-O BOTELHO
kate also wanted me to point out she would be in training to become a soFtball wife, not a sotball wife.
side note: kate just read the post and her comment was "i think kirby and i are in the running for most talked about people on the website who don't post."
side note 2: today i hit club jogues, pna, and on the roch's......where were you? ...at least im still training...you just failed.
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| Guapo
July 6, 2008
9:06:49 PM
Entry #: 2819826
| Smitty, seeing as though you are the pointing out such things I guess I should point out that I meant...
Here's hoping you guys all bring your D games.
not
Hear's hoping you guys all bring your D games.
That second one just doesn't make sense.
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| Ryno
July 6, 2008
9:27:25 PM
Entry #: 2819846
| Smitty step up and build in a spellchecker if you want me to properly spell BOTELO and SOTBAL.
My excuse for not being there is work. The wife has kept me from playing 3 times in the last 2 years. Unfortunately 2 of those 3 were against you guys and they were a death in the family and our wedding. Pretty decent excuses. So you have an unbalanced vision of how much clout I actually do have in my own home. That said I still look forward to drinking with you and the others.
Katiebear has become a popular figure due to Mertog and in4in calling her out on the forum. She should blame them for starting it all. Much like last year when Mrs. Ryno was the target of Mertog’s rantings, now it is her turn.
Mertog after I was killed in the planet last season for my wife reading posts I expect you to rectify this situation.
Guapo I didn’t know Big Dummy was already so broken down that he can’t play first anymore. At least before he could just stand there take up empty space. None the less. Inform your first baseman of my intentions. Don't forget I am still good for the ocassional popup so Big Dummy might still get one hit his way.
And kiss that wagon ride goodbye. We have not gotten tuned up together for quite sometime. Not only do we have a Sunday game but don’t forget that Bake is having a cookout the night before. Do you think you can sit there with me, Stale, Smithers, and Shamm and stay sober?
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| BigCountry
July 6, 2008
9:55:57 PM
Entry #: 2819874
| I play outfield and the corners at Clegg, and have played 1st, 3rd, OTM, and LF on Sunday morning...
Guapo, why do you say DH/C...did Ian tell you something I don't know?
Ryno, all you do is try and fire me up with this nonsense...well, I'm not giving in anymore. I'll see you on Sunday at Central Coventry Park (aka Nike Site). Home of Botelho Insurance, 2007 Coventry Sunday Morning CHAMPIONS, and the 2008 20-1, first place team.
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| Ryno
July 6, 2008
10:41:16 PM
Entry #: 2819914
| Big Country you are always fun when you are fired up. You also suck at hitting when you are overly intense, so that's kind of the point. I assume you will be sticking around for the post game mudslides.
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| Guapo
July 6, 2008
10:58:55 PM
Entry #: 2819932
| Guapo, why do you say DH/C...did Ian tell you something I don't know?
Relax there big guy...just having a little fun at your expense. Feel free to call me fat, bald, old, or all three. Although your Knoblauch-like throws are a bit of a concern of late.
Ryno, you forget Tommy is our regular first basemen. He doesn't back up on anything. Then again, if I had a 135 pound frame like him I wouldn't be scared of the ball either.
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| EW33
July 6, 2008
11:54:11 PM
Entry #: 2819983
| Guapo, so now his throws are off too? Big Country has always had a cast iron infielders glove but the throws were at least semi-serviceable. Maybe he should be moved to catcher. Imagine if I didn't like you Nate?
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| Brian Stevens
July 7, 2008
9:48:41 AM
Entry #: 2820175
| how about Considine being Knoblauch? We will all hear about his game winning 3 run bomb but I bet he doesn't mention how he allowed a run to score while bitching at the umpire!
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| lb4lb
July 7, 2008
10:00:15 AM
Entry #: 2820189
| Big Country hits rockets so therefore he plays the field whereever he damn well pleases. Right now he has figured out that playing EH allows him to sit next to the perfectly tanned toes of Katie-Bear while the team is in the field. Coincidently, I will be right next to him. PNA has the best talent in the league. How can a bunch of OAWMFs expect to beat them. Well, they cant. Yeah we won the regular season last year. Yeah we won the playoffs by going 6-1. Yeah we got better by picking up D-Train and Tim Larose. Yeah wea are winning the league again. Buts its all been smoke and mirrors and unbelievable good fortune. Can you say Top of the 7th bases loaded Triple Play? )So we cant win and we wont. Therefore, I am going for the Nate and Kate Show. Nate will provide endless entertainment trading SMACK with RYNO, the UMPS, the fans, whoever. Kate, well..Kate is Kate. She will look great and is expected to bring homemade pasta salad..emphasis on HOME MADE . See cooks, she cleans, shes smart, shes a super model..having to live up to such a high standard of softball girlfriend is killing Ian. Based on softball talent, Ernie Wright should be dating Kate and Ian should be back in the sleeping bag with Dan Giroux. Sometimes things just dont add up as they should. Both off the field and on. See you sunday.
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| Brian Stevens
July 7, 2008
10:14:31 AM
Entry #: 2820204
| Damn you are mean. I want to also thank my teammates for leaving me with fat dave at Jogues. Having already purchased one pitcher of beer he assumed it was alright to drink every ounce of beer that wasn't already in someone's mouth without buying another. Not only did he keep drinking my beer....he then entered into this long, mostly incoherent rant about his job that almost made the bartender at Charlie's ask us to leave.
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| Guapo
July 7, 2008
10:23:05 AM
Entry #: 2820218
| You know, everyone talks about Kate. And don't get me wrong, she's the whole package. But has ANYONE in this league overachieved more than Stevens? How does he get a pass on this topic? He weighs more than I do, drinks like a fish, and has non stop, stomach turning gas. That guy is either wealthy or packing some serious heat if you know what I mean.
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| Brian Stevens
July 7, 2008
10:29:26 AM
Entry #: 2820227
| I wasn't fat when I roped that one in. She came along back when I was thin and could hit.
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| Smitty
July 7, 2008
10:35:29 AM
Entry #: 2820234
| since then, her vision has deteriorated.....poor thing.
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| cjk1977
July 7, 2008
10:39:29 AM
Entry #: 2820242
| What was that little league?
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| Brian Stevens
July 7, 2008
10:40:18 AM
Entry #: 2820243
| I am not your average, run of the mill drunk.
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| lb4lb
July 7, 2008
11:16:45 AM
Entry #: 2820302
| The diffeerence is that Stevesn KNOWS he has overachieved. He is always the first to acknowledge what everybody else is already thinking. But to know Kerri is to understand this love connection. She adopted a 3 legged pound puppy. Named it House. She donates her spare change to Sally Struthers. Her favorite Christmas Cartoon? The one with the Island of Misfit toys..where even a broken clock is right twice a day. When she met Brian she saw a black elf with a distended belly that wanted to be a dentist and needed a hug and a sandwich. Hence L-O-V-E at first sight.
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| Mac
July 7, 2008
1:49:45 PM
Entry #: 2820599
| wow ryno getting on the smitty, nate and guapo yes there a big part of the team no doubt but you cant forget about the once a weekers they got who flat out kill u. u know where smitty is gonna hit and dean and nate ( well nate try to hit atleast haha sorry nate) big country was saying he was gonna smoke a bunch of balls outta raven wood vs harris and he ended up hittin doubles or singles think it might have had something to do with me talkin to him while he was hittin. boy do i love to heckel him haha that was a fun day tho. and ernie i think he dipped his glove in stick em cuz he didnt miss anything that week and made the throws. but they have a team lookin at them on paper pna should win but they arent the returning and defending champs for nothin and lb4lb has a good point TRIPLE PLAY ......ouch haha mudslides sound wonderful ill b a lil late after our games at foster but ill stop by the NAAAA ill bring the dewars for ya
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| lb4lb
July 7, 2008
1:59:04 PM
Entry #: 2820611
| Mac is the keenest scout in the league...he recognizes what we have and always has!
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| lb4lb
July 7, 2008
6:44:16 PM
Entry #: 2821119
| Just looked over the PNA lineup. We dont have one guy..not one..that is as good as any of their top 10 guys. We have only a couple of guys better than any of the 6 or 7 Koop sisters that are likely to be in the stands that day. And the ass kicking we are going to get is going to be 8 pitches longer than it has to be because Brosnahan takes strike one every single at bat..always always always always. Irritatimg to even his own teamamtes I am sure. Our only hope is that the Curse of Rob Raymond plays a roll. And make no doubt, there is a curse. Who lets Mr PNA, Mr Coventry Softball go to another team? A team that wants to be cursed forever thats who. May a family of Club Jogues sand fleas make a nest in Rynos ass. May you have the bases loaded and no outs in the top of the 8th in a playoff game and hit into a triple play ( ooops, Rob Ray already used that one ). see you sunday
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| ANT
July 7, 2008
7:16:08 PM
Entry #: 2821164
| Absolutely not lb4lb you guys are the defending champs and we are old and washed up Ive had these two losses on my schedule since it came out I only hope we can learn something from your team on sunday
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| Ryno
July 7, 2008
7:37:09 PM
Entry #: 2821178
| I don't know about that. Guapo can sstill play even for the dumpy old man that he is. Country seems to have learned how to hit. lb4lb you are lb4lb the best player in the flyweight division. I don't know Daren but those are some pretty nice numbers he has put up. Considine has 17 home runs. Stevens makes me laugh at almost every post he does. And Ian.... well Ian will be there.
Broz is killing the ball so he can take 2 strikes if he wants to. Besides it gives me more time to rest.
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| OAWMF
July 7, 2008
8:16:10 PM
Entry #: 2821226
| http://www.petmoustache.com/singing_telegram.html?hash=9c42d5f&a=true
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| Brian Stevens
July 8, 2008
8:39:49 AM
Entry #: 2821690
| Speaking of the curse of Rob Raymond...I am going to have to have my asshole rebuilt because of him...not why you think. After holding a shit for two games at Jogues I make a mad dash to the shitter (almost before getting my first beer-that is fast) only to find Mr. Raymond giving himself a sponge bath in the mirror. I was just about to give birth to a 14 pound food baby when I was asked to allow him to finish freshening up before relieving myself. Respecting a veteran, I put my tail (and I had grown a full one by this point) between my legs and retreated to the bar.
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| gopher
July 8, 2008
9:46:55 AM
Entry #: 2821761
| Are you referring to the men's room or the pond. Because, Rob has a tendinse to take a dip in the pond after a game when it is a hot day so i was just wondering where you saw him
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| Brian Stevens
July 8, 2008
9:49:07 AM
Entry #: 2821763
| After burritos for breakfast I wouldn't dream of polluting the pond...it was the men's room.
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| lb4lb
July 8, 2008
6:18:11 PM
Entry #: 2822601
| hey! OAWMF. I just played your little song...I look like JR with a 'stache. HA! SMITTY hired you I am guessing.
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| Ryno
July 8, 2008
10:41:54 PM
Entry #: 2822974
| Mac I know the other guys on BOTELERS are good but I don't know them well so I am only talking shit to the guys that I know.
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| Mac
July 9, 2008
12:37:58 AM
Entry #: 2823100
| im just kidding with ya ryno, i know u have to get on dean and big country over everyone else no big deal. but i def am goin to enjoy mudslides with ya maybe i can get mert back after our games. but ill def b there for the pna tournament if u need a drinkin buddy haha
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| duce
July 9, 2008
8:04:09 PM
Entry #: 2824366
| ill tell you, this game is going to be a great one. we played botellos two weeks ago and they are for real, what more does this team have to do to get respect, everyone thinks pna, vfw, are the powerhouses, but this team is coming off a championship, and has the best record this year. i would love to see this game, but i will be involved playing against a tough opponent in crowe this week. good luck to both teams.
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| Brian Stevens
July 9, 2008
9:40:09 PM
Entry #: 2824502
| Win or lose- I would love some post game mudslides. I haven't set foot in the PNA since Crowe Bar was Bim's, Ian and Considine had yet to make their debuts with the Victor Moffiteers, and Knight weighed less than his truck.
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| lb4lb
July 9, 2008
11:40:21 PM
Entry #: 2824670
| I picture Duce yelling that post and smacking his back with his Miken and I am telling you I am fired up.
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| Smitty
July 10, 2008
12:11:35 AM
Entry #: 2824724
| win or lose....botelho insurance is headed to the pna..........now that im a member i can go there on sundays
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| Goody
July 10, 2008
10:03:24 AM
Entry #: 2825035
| Well said lb4lb... throw some push ups on top of that and you're right on the money.
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| Ryno
July 10, 2008
12:22:39 PM
Entry #: 2825261
| Sounds like some good drinking ahead.
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| fiskey
July 10, 2008
12:34:03 PM
Entry #: 2825287
| I'm not sure if I'm allowed in there or not, might have to drink my mudslides in the parking lot!! LOL
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| Goody
July 10, 2008
1:16:18 PM
Entry #: 2825353
| Are you allowed in anywhere is the question?
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| Ryno
July 11, 2008
4:05:42 PM
Entry #: 2827089
| Fiskey I am not even sure if you are allowed in the parking lot anymore. I think there is a restraining order to keep you at least 200 yards from mudlside blenders.
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| lb4lb-7
June 20, 2012
9:17:31 PM
Entry #: 3935716
| From when the smack board was funny. My fav part....when Stevens says he scored his wife when he was skinny and could hit. And knight replies...when was that, little league. Knight or goodwin nailing stevens is always hilarious. I'm gonna look up who won this game and somebody sign ryno up. We need him back.
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| Ryno34
June 23, 2012
11:47:25 PM
Entry #: 3936926
| A one time return from retirement. Saw the old PNA legend himself Rob Raymond today. He said the smackboard needs me. So I was only left to correctly assume that my name came up somewhere. So I will say hello to all you bat shaving, roster stacking, middle shooting, cheating fucktards before I head back to retirement.
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| T Mac
June 24, 2012
2:06:46 PM
Entry #: 3937032
| Go back to playing golf! Some real nice courses out here if you ever make it out this way
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| KD
June 24, 2012
10:36:11 PM
Entry #: 3937179
| Did he just say back shaving? There's the pot calling the kettle....
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