A team Ooop member was just in my office. Tells me please..you have to beat PNA on Sunday. Broz and Marot have been ripping your "puny little team" all week at CLEGG. They say yeah you are in first but Botelhos is "beating up on the nobodys". So, Harris, Moulton, VFW, On the Rochs..who we are 7-1 against , for the record, you are nobodys. Look I am already on record as saying that PNA is the greatest Coventry Softball team ever assembled. BROZ just stepping onto the Nike Site will hallow the grounds forever. That said, it will be our honor to compete with you. Win or lose we will have a great day. Because no matter the outcome our ragtag collection of OAWMF, overrated, over the hill, chubby ( stevens ) has beens and never was's will not get any respect or props. And we like it like that. We dont collect SMACK praise posts..we just collect trophys. See you sunday. Looking forward to a swamp-ass fart in my face.
Goody
July 11, 2008 1:07:00 PM
Entry #: 2826817
Stevens is way beyond chubby.
Brian Stevens
July 11, 2008 1:14:54 PM
Entry #: 2826823
When you are in jail for statutory rape....this chubby guy will be on the outside when that cute little blond is of legal age....what you got to say to that?
Goody
July 11, 2008 1:17:01 PM
Entry #: 2826826
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
gopher
July 11, 2008 1:50:19 PM
Entry #: 2826871
wrap it.... before you tap it
Brian Stevens
July 11, 2008 1:51:21 PM
Entry #: 2826872
Tell that to Chris Hansen. That defense has worked once and won't work again. My glove fits fine though- it is the pants that I am having trouble with.
Goody
July 11, 2008 2:32:17 PM
Entry #: 2826927
Hansen: It appears to be clear from this transcript that you are open to the idea of having sex with this girl.
BotelhosStevens69: Well, appear yes. Would I? No, well maybe, maybe.
Hansen: What is it Stevens yes, no, maybe?
BotelhosStevens69: Maybe.
Hansen: So maybe you would have had sex with this girl?
BotelhosStevens69: Maybe.
Hansen: What should happen to you Alonzo?
BotelhosStevens69: I should be put in jail.
Brian Stevens
July 11, 2008 2:40:03 PM
Entry #: 2826938
you get Dr. Blondie a fake ID and I am all ready to do whatever she is willing to do!
Goody
July 11, 2008 2:43:25 PM
Entry #: 2826944
The transcripts are almost as good as the show.
Stevens... You should see blondie's med school roommates. Almost as scrumptious as those gas station frozen burritoes you drool all over.
Brian Stevens
July 11, 2008 2:51:38 PM
Entry #: 2826958
yea. they may be hot. But when I come home at 2:30 a.m. full of cheer and beer- the burrito never gives me any shit. If these girls have made it to med school they have to be pretty big nerds. Beer hounds and nerds don't mix well. Beer hounds and gas station burritos on the other hand...
lb4lb
July 11, 2008 2:53:48 PM
Entry #: 2826959
Jeez guys, get back on TOPIC. Beat up PNA, RYNO, BROZ, Marot..whats up with all this talk about burritos? I get it. You're talking in code. Stale over priced burritto = Marot. I with ya ). Keep going. I will read between the lines..
Goody
July 11, 2008 2:59:55 PM
Entry #: 2826973
Unfortunately it isn't code... right Bri? Some people chose the Miami Diet to get in shape but not Bri... he gets his svelt figure from the ExxonMobil frozen foods section.
Brian Stevens
July 11, 2008 3:03:59 PM
Entry #: 2826985
Exxon is good but Hess has a better selection. 1600 calorie burrito and a 50 oz Diet pepsi is how i roll. This body is a temple- I treat it as such.
lb4lb
July 11, 2008 3:09:42 PM
Entry #: 2826992
...and I am pretty frigin sure that is the first time the word "scrumptious" has been used in over 10,000 posts. I think it should have been reserved for Ka.....I'm not going there. I know that Stevens describes some of his bombs using scrumptious " lb4lb, that homerun I hit against Moulton was a scrumptious as two scoops of Ben And Jerrys Apple-y Ever After sitting in a frozen chocolate boat covered with real whip cream, walnuts and and a shredded ButterFinger"...
Goody
July 11, 2008 3:21:32 PM
Entry #: 2827006
You just made Bri break into a sweat like a dog in heat with the ice cream description.
Goody
July 11, 2008 3:22:47 PM
Entry #: 2827009
On another note... I think I am going to fire myself for spending way to much time on this site today.
Brian Stevens
July 11, 2008 3:30:00 PM
Entry #: 2827024
"I'll have 4 fried chickens and a coke" oh and one 7-11 Bomb Burrito
lb4lb
July 11, 2008 3:32:38 PM
Entry #: 2827025
you fire me. I'll fire you.
Goody
July 11, 2008 3:46:49 PM
Entry #: 2827053
Consider yourself fired. You can re-hire yourself over the weekend and go back to work on Monday for a 10% cut in pay.
42 Grams of fat... now that is just what the doctor ordered.
Brian Stevens
July 11, 2008 4:01:42 PM
Entry #: 2827081
Work bell has rung...I will have to stop posting for the week. Time to go to the liquor store and get myself ready for game time on Sunday.
Ryno
July 11, 2008 4:26:41 PM
Entry #: 2827120
Fighting dirty lb4lb. You know the combined brainpower of all of team poooop could not work a computer. Therefore they cannot defend themselves on here. Don't forget to bring your little trophy, after Nate is done deepthroating it that is. And when you come to the PNA after the games we will make sure to show you the impressive collection that lines our walls like monument park. Now if you will excuse me I have to go grill some sausage patties and bratwurst to start my preparation for swamp ass.
lb4lb
July 11, 2008 5:10:29 PM
Entry #: 2827183
finally, something besides Goody and Stevens swapping recipes. Excellent post there, RYNO, the OOOPs guys dont need to defend themselves..we arent offended. Trophys?...those are from the old Rob Raymond days. And who is going to PNA after the showdown? A club that mandates that perhaps the most unhealthy collection of inebriates buy LIFE INSURANCE just to walk in the door. What? Is there some kind of exclusion in there : "Section 7 Item 9 Paragraph J EXCLUSIONS: legalmumbojumbohurumphhurumphblahblah blahwedontpayifyoudrinkbeerandplaysoftball " . You all must get the clean living silent assasin to pee in the nurses cup to pass the med exam. Lets just play the game and get it over with. I cant see even one scenario on how we get even a split out of this....we'll play anyway.
Ryno
July 11, 2008 7:44:35 PM
Entry #: 2827342
If you do manage to win both I hope that your team gives you shit at he bar all afternoon.
Maybe if you were as forward thinking as the polocks you would have had each of your team members buy life insurance from you. Obviously a small policy that won't hurt you since most of them are halfway home anyway.
Guapo
July 11, 2008 9:18:51 PM
Entry #: 2827413
How am I doing? I play on Oooooooppp (that's the correct spelling...7's O's...3 P's). I have to deal with Marot, Broz, and Anthony (he doesn't really say much) all the time. If we lose both, it's 1 vs. 3 for the rest of the year at Clegg and that's not even counting Todd. Of course that won't happen so I'm not concerned. Ryno, you guys won your trophies before the league blew up. Bobby has the only trophy that really matters in his office...the last one!
BRING IT BITCHES!!!
Note: I am officiually off the wagon.
lb4lb
July 11, 2008 10:01:45 PM
Entry #: 2827445
There you go Guapo. Adding a little gas to the fire! When Teddy brushes back Brosnahan with some inside heat...and he charges the mound...and we brawl,... you have Ryno. Nate takes out Beaver and Todd. D-Train and Bags will handle the rest. I will be on the sidelines protecting Kate. And for the record, dont tangle with Lawnman. I think he benches like 300 AND he is a wrestler. ATTICA !ATTICA!ATTICA!
Ryno
July 11, 2008 10:33:37 PM
Entry #: 2827474
Guapo I forgot you were plaing for poooooopp this year. You couldn't even make it to tomorrow to give me the satisfaction of dragging you off the wagon, such as you did to a certain guy in Maryland.
lb4lb how gentlemenly of you to protect Kate but I have a feeling she would be protecting you. I don't think Guapo and I would be much of a battle. I suspect we would be raiding coolers for frosty adult beverages when no one was looking and watching the ensuing donnybrook from the vacated lawnchairs.
Now I am off. The wife is gone so I have a free night of internet porn.
