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TOPIC: Ok here's your chance everyone.... |
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| OAWMF
July 15, 2008
12:58:20 PM
Entry #: 2831101
| I am posting this picture. You can see all different kinds of things going on. So lets see what everyones captions would be for this picture.Notice Ian with the shit eatin' grin, Kate throughin the bird and Ryno tryin to get some play...
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| OAWMF
July 15, 2008
1:02:50 PM
Entry #: 2831108
| Lol thought it was bigger here it is...
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| OAWMF
July 15, 2008
1:09:26 PM
Entry #: 2831121
| Ok it's bigger now. Kate is throwin' a bird not throughin'
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| gopher
July 15, 2008
1:23:22 PM
Entry #: 2831141
| Ryno: " Do I really look like Dutilly in this picture"
Smitty: I'm Smart enough, good enough, and Dammit.....people like me!!!
Kate: " God I so fucking wish it was Gopher taking the picture"
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| lb4lb
July 15, 2008
5:28:36 PM
Entry #: 2831627
| Kate: Ian is the original oawmf, if you know what I mean
Ryno: wheres my hundred 1b41b?. And Guapo, if Kate wasnt bewtween us and that camera wasnt pointed at us I would be on your lap right now. smmooOOoooccchhhhhhH.
Guapo: To hit a 3 run homer you have to come up with 2 guys on base. I havent had a chance to hit a 3 run homer all year. Considine either homers or makes the last out of the goddamn inning.
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| Ryno
July 15, 2008
7:18:09 PM
Entry #: 2831798
| I guess the camera does add 20 pounds. Guapo looks to be at least 280 there.
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| stuntman
July 15, 2008
10:49:17 PM
Entry #: 2832043
| If the camera adds 20lbs how many cameras did they use?
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| RyMan
July 15, 2008
11:06:09 PM
Entry #: 2832064
| Ladies and gentlemen and Mertog, Ronny Perry comin out of the woodwork for one of his patented zingers!
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| Guapo
July 15, 2008
11:12:08 PM
Entry #: 2832077
| Hey Ryno, apparently the camera also makes you look almost completely bald. You married in the nick of time my friend. At least my downhill slide in the looks department has taken me 40 years. Can you imagine what the hair is going to look like in 5 more years when you're my age?
And yes, the camera does add 20 lbs. Kate look an easy 110 in that shot.
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| lb4lb
July 16, 2008
10:23:47 AM
Entry #: 2832490
| I just did the math. I honestly thought RYNO was 45. In fact I specifically threw 45 rocks at him while he was batting sunday. Deano-Ryno= 5 means Ryno is 35. What? Wow, mudslides really take a toll now dont they. Next you are going to tell me Hodde is 24.
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| RyMan
July 16, 2008
12:01:13 PM
Entry #: 2832665
| Ian: If I wanna go out drinkin with my buddies after softball, I'm gonna! That's cool right, honey?
Kate: I've got your independance right here ya little bitch. Now go start the damn car because this geezer next to me is doin wierd stuff with his hands under the table.
Ryno: This creepy old man kiss brought to you by Botelho Sports!
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| Ryno
July 16, 2008
12:57:00 PM
Entry #: 2832756
| Lb4lb I am 36.
Guapo you are correct that I did get married because my time was running out. The rapid balding, excessive body hair and my newest need to wear glasses supports that I am not much of a catch.
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| Guapo
July 16, 2008
2:39:36 PM
Entry #: 2832929
| All thinking in our heads...
Ryno: "If Ian wasn't here, I'd be all of Kate's shit."
Kate: "Thank God Ian is here because I just know Ryno would be all over my shit."
Guapo: "These guys weren't kidding, these fucking mudslides are good! How am I going to get home from here?"
Ian: "Where can I hide Nate on defense next week?"
Please note: I am only kidding Nate. The leaping catch you made on that rocket by Broz probably saved the game for us.
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| Ryno
July 16, 2008
8:25:43 PM
Entry #: 2833403
| You had Nate in the perfect spot for game 1. Please note. Nate I am not kidding.
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| Ryno
July 16, 2008
8:39:26 PM
Entry #: 2833419
| Yes Guapo those mudslides can knock your socks off. The girl working Sunday did ok with them. There are a couple of bartenders that really juice them up good.
For the record I would not have been up in Kate's shit. Although I would represent an upgrade over stat boy, she is still out of my league.
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| lb4lb
July 16, 2008
8:59:18 PM
Entry #: 2833442
| This is a way better string than the Chuckster bashing one. Guapo vs Ryno is SMACK at its finest.
Ryno: Kate, Danny the Umpire asked me to slip you his number
Kate: No need to slip it. Tattoo it on my hand. Think Statboy-Capt Correcto wont never notice?
Ian: Thats a double negative. And, we are 50-9 counting the playoffs over the last two years
Guapo: 59-0 if we kept Nate at EH
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| OAWMF
July 16, 2008
9:05:18 PM
Entry #: 2833447
| Ian: damn Gaupo your hands are cold....
Kate: Keep it up Gaupo cause he isn't getting any from me later...
Ryno: Damn Kate in all reality it looks like I am going in for a kiss when really I am trying to cop a feel on your knee caps...
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| Mac
July 16, 2008
9:36:30 PM
Entry #: 2833496
| Ian: im drunk and oawmf is snaping pics better make a funny face so no one cuts and pastes this pic onto ernies body.
guapo: boy do i love these cold milky drinks, i thought i retired my drinkin shoes but whenever ryno is around they seem to slide right back on and next thing i know someone is snapping my picture. my wife better not come on the site and see this.
ryno: im so drunk from these mudslides i am wearin womens glasses and if i just pretend like i was leaning towards kate it wont look as bad when i completely fall off my chair onto the floor, where are my inlaws with the dewars. thatll get this party started.
kate: what a bunch of queers drinkin girlie drinks (however they are tasty) why doesnt my stat crazy bf realize that if he just asked me to pinch hit, i hit the ball harder and farther than LB4LB. that pansy couldnt even show up in the picture but he calls me out 400 times a day on the website. i should chalenge this table and bobby to a hr derby ......na i already know id win, ill let these guys keep there manhood for a few more weeks.
Ian: damn i just read her mind i better get out of this place before she starts runnin the team and taking my spot in the lineup.
hahah sorry i couldnt help it..... o and ps oawmf is a professional camera man along with gopher.
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| Smitty
July 16, 2008
11:00:30 PM
Entry #: 2833606
| Ryno: Today.......I consider myself...the luckiest man on the face of the earth. In my first career at bat versus Guapo I managed a BLOOP over short for a hit that I will remind him of for the rest of his life the wife let me out I won $100 and this is the closest I'll ever come to knowing what it's like to be Ian, my hero.
Kate: I can't believe I continue to let Ian introduce me to these softball idiots. What am I doing with my life?
Ian: One way or another OAWMF is going to screw me with this picture. At least I didn't swing and miss today like he did.
Guapo: I can't believe Ryno got that weak-ass hit and I'm going to hear about it for the rest of my life. I'm so friggin' unlucky. But, at least I'm off the wagon.
Everyone in the picture and everyone in the PNA: AT LEAST RYMAN ISN'T HERE! MUDSLIDES FOR EVERYONE!
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| RyMan
July 16, 2008
11:32:14 PM
Entry #: 2833648
| Yup, not even in the picture and I knew it was just a matter of time before someone called me into it. Thought itd be Ryno though.
I was gonna go to the PNA. I followed the directions Smitty gave me. But it just lead me to a vacant lot
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| Ryno
July 17, 2008
6:31:05 PM
Entry #: 2834788
| Smitty actually chimes in with a funny post. Or did Kate tell you what to write?
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