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Author TOPIC: FALLBALL QUESTIONS ?
OSS

September 14, 2009
9:20:06 AM

Entry #: 3274292
JUST HAD SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT FALL BALL, SOME ARE MINE BUT SOME WERE ASK BY PLAYERS, UMPS AND MANAGERS.

WHAT ARE THE RULES?

ARE WE USING THE SAME RULES AS THE SUMMER?

WHAT IS THE ARC?

DID WE HAVE A MEETING TO DISCUSS THEM?

SHOULD WE BE USING A $40 BALL WHEN A BETTER $29 BALL IS AVAILIBLE?

WHY DIDN’T WE VOTE ON FALL BALL THIS YEAR?

CAN I BUY THE CHEAPER TRUMP BALLS FOR EXTRAS IF THEY ARE THE SAME SPECS?

WERE THE SCHEDULES DRAWN OUT OF A HAT LIKE WE HAVE DONE EVERY FALL BALL?

ARE WE A DEMOCRACY OR NOW DICTATORSHIP?




lb4lb

September 14, 2009
10:22:43 AM

Entry #: 3274362
I was with you right up until the end. All were legitimate questions except the last one. For the record, the absolute best form of government is a benevolent dictatorship.......

OSS

September 14, 2009
10:36:22 AM

Entry #: 3274381
my point was we ALWAYS vote and we didnt ? we changed the count and arc in our games at least 3 times BECAUSE WE DIDNT KNOW .

i emailed the state director and we can use the trumps and the new standards are going into effect january 2010 .the manufactuers were told to stop making them . so if they are cheaper and the same compression we should be able to buy extras and use them if we chose . we did last fall and we allowed them in the regular season.

a dictatorship is great if the dictator is for the people . communism in its true form is the best goverment but its never governed in its true form . i will stick with the good ole usa where i can speak my mind and ask WHY?


lb4lb

September 14, 2009
12:46:24 PM

Entry #: 3274571
Ok..who is ghost writing for Artie? RYNO? Guapo? Keith Olberman?

OSS

September 14, 2009
12:53:57 PM

Entry #: 3274580
TITANIUM GUY TITANIUM !!!

E W 3 3

September 14, 2009
10:26:36 PM

Entry #: 3275265
Communism is a flawed system. It is perfect in all ways except it does not take into account human nature, or more specifically corruption and greed.

tuck00

September 14, 2009
11:19:18 PM

Entry #: 3275304
Titanium is what's probably in your head.
When the fuck did Artie and Ernie become so smart using big words that I didn't even think they could spell, and don't say they used spell check cause I know Artie doesn't know how.
R U still going to Vegas and when?
What does your roster look like?


OSS

September 15, 2009
9:39:42 AM

Entry #: 3275542
ew i did say true form.

tuck i will talk to you at atwood tonight , if your not there i will call you .


OSS

September 15, 2009
9:40:39 AM

Entry #: 3275544
STILL NO ANSWERS ?

lb4lb

September 15, 2009
5:58:46 PM

Entry #: 3276174
benevolent dictatorship. none of you fucks has ever studied political science I am sure. Quit this communism talk. The best form of govt is BENEVOLENT DICTATORSHIP. Obviously you need to look up the words.

Ryno34

September 16, 2009
7:54:53 AM

Entry #: 3276539
Yeah you know because that has worked so well in the past. Hitler, Mussolini, Hussein, Stalin, Jong, Chavez. All worked out well.

lb4lb

September 16, 2009
8:02:24 AM

Entry #: 3276547
BENEVOLENT

OSS

September 16, 2009
8:05:04 AM

Entry #: 3276551
the two words really don't make sense together. whens the last time your heard of a nice dictator.

OSS

September 16, 2009
8:05:17 AM

Entry #: 3276552
the two words really don't make sense together. whens the last time your heard of a nice dictator.

tuck00

September 16, 2009
11:44:12 AM

Entry #: 3276738
Hey Ernie's a DICKtator and Dutilly listens quite well

OSS

September 16, 2009
1:23:53 PM

Entry #: 3276858
all kidding aside can we post the rules and some answers to these questions . this was a serious post.

FISKEY

September 16, 2009
6:21:05 PM

Entry #: 3277203
MALEVOLENT, wheres my quote?

lb4lb

September 17, 2009
2:13:43 PM

Entry #: 3277964
" From each according to their means, to each according to their needs". Theres your quote.

FISKEY

September 17, 2009
3:30:34 PM

Entry #: 3278042
Excellent Quote!! Marx I believe.

lb4lb

September 17, 2009
4:20:49 PM

Entry #: 3278082
yes. kind of fits our little theme here

iWitch-hunt

September 17, 2009
4:41:34 PM

Entry #: 3278111
I prefer, "the production of too many useful things, produce to many useful people" I think that one fits better, for Coventry Softball. Also by Karl Marx

Smitty77

September 17, 2009
8:55:53 PM

Entry #: 3278348
JUST HAD SOME ANSWERS ABOUT FALL BALL, ALL ARE MINE.

WHAT ARE THE RULES?
The same as last year. This is the post I made for the rules last year
“Smitty

September 30, 2008
2:09:09 PM

Entry #: 2928140
Full USSSA rules, no fake pitching.
One umpire. ($32 a game)
One new ball per game.
Each team will pay a fee and provide a ball all Fall.
Rain outs will not be made up.
Any new player needs a waiver.
Home team in the first game is responsible for bringing bases.
1-1 count, no foul to waste.


NOW, let's see some of these legendary rosters that have been assembled.”

I didn’t change any basic rules. We have voted on the arc last summer, last fall, and this summer. Only once did we vote to go “full usssa” and that was last fall as a trial. When we voted for the summer to return to 6-12, I felt it was safe to keep this fall the same. Also, we did not have a meeting, but more on that later.

Also, there were a few changes to the above post, but none changed game play except the arc. For instance, the umpires are only $30 a game this year instead of $32.

Also, the umpires were notified of the 1-1 count with none to waste. If the umpires did not have that information at a field, I apologize but it was out of my hands.

ARE WE USING THE SAME RULES AS THE SUMMER?
See above.

WHAT IS THE ARC?
See above.

DID WE HAVE A MEETING TO DISCUSS THEM?
No. September 7th was Labor Day and on that Monday (when we usually meet) we still only had 15 teams. There was no point in meeting 1. on Labor Day, 2. when we didn’t have a schedule or anything else in place due to the missing team. Once Matt Walker contacted Matt Chaves and he agreed to be team 16 on Tuesday, September 8th, then everything was in place. I thought it was too much to ask people to meet for fall ball on a different night. Taking that into consideration, I used last years rules that were voted on by almost exactly the same managers as well as the results of this summers usssa arc vote to make the rules. I thought this was in the best interest of the league.

SHOULD WE BE USING A $40 BALL WHEN A BETTER $29 BALL IS AVAILIBLE?
This year we voted to use the .44 .375 for the summer. Several of us made calls looking for this ball and they were no where to be found (including a call to the State Director Brian Cipolla – who did not have any in the quantity we required). I called Kirby Murphy and within days we had the balls we voted on in the quantity we required delivered.

When we had to order balls for fall ball, I discussed the options at several meetings. Eventually the managers got tired of hearing my updates and agreed to “do whatever” for the fall balls. So a meeting on the balls was not necessary and was already voted on.

I openly stated at several meetings that I felt, under the circumstances, we owed Kirby and the people he contacted to get the specific ball we requested on such short notice, one more order and I would do that for the fall. I contacted Kirby with our order and he got the fall balls for us from THE STATE DIRECTOR for $35, not $40, also not $29. But still a better price than the $40 summer price.

WHY DIDN’T WE VOTE ON FALL BALL THIS YEAR?
See above.

CAN I BUY THE CHEAPER TRUMP BALLS FOR EXTRAS IF THEY ARE THE SAME SPECS?
No. You were given enough balls to make it through the season. Each team needs 6 balls to make it through the season. Every team was given 8 balls. That’s 3 for the first week, which gives you 3 extras for week two, 4 for week three and so on. This was explained at brief meeting we had at hunters crossing at 8:15 on Sunday morning. Also explained, was the need to get the used balls out of the woods and from the umpires at the end of the game. If any team chose not to “chase” balls, then the replacements are at your cost and must be the same ball. Worth Super Gold Dot with the USSSA Stamp that states USSSA CLASSIC M.

The TRUMP balls are the same specs but use a harder material. This would generate an unfair advantage for teams using this ball. TRUMP BALLS CAN NOT BE USED. In the order of FAIRNESS every ball should be the same. The league provided enough balls to make it through the season. If you need more balls, I will help you purchase more at your own expense.

WERE THE SCHEDULES DRAWN OUT OF A HAT LIKE WE HAVE DONE EVERY FALL BALL?
I brought up drawing the summer schedule out of a hat and I volunteered to do it in front of all managers at a meeting. All managers voted to give me control of the schedule. Since I had full control of a 15 week schedule, as voted on by the democracy, I felt a 6 week schedule where the results of the regular season don’t matter since everyone makes the playoffs was also in my hands.

I asked Vice President Josh Dionne to make the schedule and I offered a suggestion. The suggestion was to rank 8 teams as “A” teams and 8 as “B” teams. Each team was then given 3 games against “A” teams and 3 against “B” teams. This method has created a more balanced schedule than we have ever had for the fall. Last year, A-Plus was a fairly inexperienced team in the fall and “(drew) out of a hat" the top 6 teams.

ARE WE A DEMOCRACY OR NOW DICTATORSHIP?
It’s a democracy.


hodde

September 17, 2009
9:38:11 PM

Entry #: 3278405
smitty i think your doing one hell of a job running this league and if anyone wants to dought you they should get off there ass and run to replace you

Utilty guy

September 17, 2009
9:44:44 PM

Entry #: 3278413
WHATS DOUGHT?

Stevens 4

September 17, 2009
9:56:12 PM

Entry #: 3278421
I think that is Gopherese for "doubt".

E W 3 3

September 18, 2009
12:38:14 AM

Entry #: 3278556
Smitty for president! Oh wait he already is.....and doing a damn fine job keeping chuckleheads like Artie in check too.

lb4lb

September 18, 2009
8:07:49 AM

Entry #: 3278679
The questions raised were legit when they were asked..other than the dictator thing..and the answers were complete and hopefully to the satisfaction to mr spinard and the rest of the league. File this under Asked and Answered. Looking forward to reading SMACK regarding O-PHERS tournament. I will donate $50 for every triple Rick Leamon hits ( come on, that little pudger is in the top 5 in triples? )and $50 for every homerun O-Pher hits . $20 for every time D Train gets thrown out on the bases ( I have set aside a C-Note for that ) and $20 for every time Considine grounds out to short. I take that back. I dont have enough set aside for that last one.

Ryno34

September 18, 2009
8:39:36 AM

Entry #: 3278709
Nice. Any targets for me lb4lb? You still owe me 100 bucks from when I buzzed the tower on Big Country. No danger of me hitting Guapo on the ankle tomorrow. He is on my team. Actually there still is a danger if he is on first when I am up. No wait. TMac has me hitting even lower than Beaver did on the stacked PNA team. Guapo will have scored and be on the bench enjoying a cold beverage when I am up.

DeMonti

September 18, 2009
8:40:10 AM

Entry #: 3278711
i think smitty would do a better job if he wasnt always fishin in that damn crawfish hole, on the other hand, i predict in o-phers tourny, sorry lb4lb i like that and must use it, brian stevens will hit .750 in the tourny and lite it the fuck up in the field, yes brian, i said the field, you are playing the field and im not sure where yet but some where you have to run alot hahahahaha, get ur rest tonight, your gonna need it!

lb4lb

September 18, 2009
8:48:24 AM

Entry #: 3278722
RYNO jesus...I am there with your hundred on saturday. But, you have to wear GUAPOS championship hoodie for one inning. Bet Beaver wishes you were batting a little higher in the order ryno..like..right after Doug Haynes. Mikey..O-Pher is all yours. You will do it justice. By the way,you are my hero and you know why.

Gopher

September 18, 2009
8:51:42 AM

Entry #: 3278727
As Always....classic lb4lb post's

Now if i can get my 3 yr old to stop running around the house saying " Bobby Botelho"..i will be fine



Gopher

September 18, 2009
8:55:25 AM

Entry #: 3278730
Listen to the LAST comment made at the end of this clip....LOL...Classic






lb4lb

September 18, 2009
9:12:56 AM

Entry #: 3278748
Jesus Gopher...you got to be on your toes when you are around. Video. microphones etc. Please destroy any comments I may or may not have made ( I didnt ) about katiebears feet. The first video is part of my 7 Minute Pushups video series. Hinske, of course, is coming out with 6 Minute Pushups. The second one...I like the part when Hinske is challenging my supplementation...and I tell him I am taking CLA ( a fat burner ).." got some in the car if you need some...and..you defintitely need some "

OSS

September 18, 2009
9:56:35 AM

Entry #: 3278788
If your coaches and teamates had the balls to ask the questions this chucklehead would sit back in silence . Instead they choose to stay silent and bitch about it at the bar.

My questions were these .

Why didnt we have a meeting ?

Why not have the meeting the monday before labor day ? With 15 teams committed the majority would have been voting. Thats alot better than none.

can i buy the trumps for extras ?

I already have 2 dozen thats why i asked .

Your response is WRONG the trump meets the exact specs as the worth ball. Its not harder or better out of the wrapper. The trump is made of better materials and doesnt break down as quick. The advantage you talked about can be achieved by buying extras worth balls and have players "lose" the ball at the beginning of and inning. Its more of an advantage this way , bc not every coach is gonna by extras .

more to follow im at work


lb4lb

September 18, 2009
10:04:30 AM

Entry #: 3278795
didnt know carny tents had wifi

hinske

September 18, 2009
10:12:44 AM

Entry #: 3278806
I know i know im fat, but i can move a whole lot better than your synthetic blend of a body. I like to stay natural with lots of beer and live animals. Between you and crumb i was getting all jacked up just from the fumes coming off of you.

Last year you were a skinny fat wanna be body builder and this year your smaller than HOXIE. I dont know maybe your just breaking down. Stay retired. you use to be 1 every 4 now your 1 ever 32 and hide at the field. Remind me of Kenny Powers your fucking out


lb4lb

September 18, 2009
10:15:29 AM

Entry #: 3278810
OK...meetings are important . Its tough to be a player/manager/president/ league heartthrob. Lets say the pres agrees maybe there should have been a meeting so that there wasnt even an appearance of an impropriety. I dont think the pres has any interst in making unilateral decisions. Trump Balls? My only question would be..we are USSSA..whatever they say we follow. We have to for insurance purposes. So...are the TRUMPS out and why? I think this may have been answered but lets attend to this again,,,

hinske

September 18, 2009
10:21:34 AM

Entry #: 3278820
Juiced bats juiced balls what else youwant artie? Just go to wood bats or single walls make it fun.

Im not for socialism thats for sure but give the guy a break he made some assumptions based on past precident and took action. He didnt switch anything that was major.

we wouldnt need all the governing if you weren't such a cheat you swollen yoda so back off his nuts. Good thing you didnt put a team in the opher golden showers tourny probably would of got tossed from it.


lb4lb

September 18, 2009
10:25:44 AM

Entry #: 3278824
listen Mr May, i am just 8 lbs lighter. Just not as chubby. Quit checking me out. French Fry breath. This year was 1 every 8..and, lets see what you look like...GOPHINSKE..at 45.

lb4lb

September 18, 2009
10:28:16 AM

Entry #: 3278825
I have to say...I think one day it would be cool to try the Hinske-Way as far as bats/balls are concerned.

hinske

September 18, 2009
10:32:51 AM

Entry #: 3278831
actually im 15 lbs lighter than last season and from the start of this. Don't be pumping o-pher up by combining me with him. You can have your trump hair cut and want to be brokeback mountain beard. You can have your 45 status of brokedown softball junkie who basks in the glory of his teamates. Stiegnbrener esk bought championships, hidden on the side of the bench hoping that the gf of your teamates will slip up and show you a bra strap. The only thing your missing is one of those white trucks with the bell in the front window and candy. Kinda kreepy if you ask me.

lb4lb

September 18, 2009
10:49:39 AM

Entry #: 3278849
oh man. Mr. 3 for August. Look I am coming down to your shop on 117 and ...wait a minute...its closed. Fuck, where can i find you? Running the Tilt a Whirl somewhere? Where do fat people wearing chukka beads find day jobs? Fluffer comes to mind. Get a boot and stand at the intersection of Sandy Bottom and 117. I will be driving by in a minute. And you are clever enough to make a decent sign, I suggest " Daddy didnt love me "

OSS

September 18, 2009
10:50:49 AM

Entry #: 3278851
bob the balls are the same specs usssa stamped and approved. classic M

hinske

September 18, 2009
11:04:28 AM

Entry #: 3278872
Ahh it must be close to lunch time. You gotta be headed over to pickle park to meet with your boyfriend for your afternoon fill. Come to find out i don't think ive ever seen you with a woman hmmmmmmm might be some research done on that. The way you peddle at the feild i would think you would be standing by the fire guys with the boot saying this is brought to you by botehlo sports.

I guess when nothing else you can go classless and throw pot shots. All in good fun so i see. Family business had to move to save some money and keep costs down but hey we can sleep at night with out worrying if we screwed anyone over.


Stevens 4

September 18, 2009
12:09:26 PM

Entry #: 3278939
Mike- I will be in bed by 9 and consume no alcohol this evening in preparation for my fielding assignment. I will arrive at the field for 8 am and drink while you guys hit.

DeMonti

September 18, 2009
12:16:52 PM

Entry #: 3278947
lb4lb back on smack with a fuckin vengence, im loving it! and by the way, i do beleive there was a post lb4lb a while back on the very subject of why i am your hero lol, sometimes you just never know bud, all i have to say about it is i couldnt be happier.

Smitty77

September 18, 2009
3:08:14 PM

Entry #: 3279123
2008 usssa league home run totals with a TRUMP = 1373
2009 usssa league home run totals with a worth = 1105

for comparison...

2006 asa league home run totals = 599
2007 asa league home run totals = 572

i don't remember the asa balls but the specs were the same.

just like the trump specs last year and this year's worth specs were the same.

either way same asa bats home runs totals were off by 27

usssa two year period same bats, the change was 268.

TRUMP ISN'T A HARDER MATERIAL THAT LASTS LONGER AND CREATES AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE IF SOME TEAMS USE IT AND OTHERS DON'T? 268 vs. 27


Stevens 4

September 18, 2009
3:58:09 PM

Entry #: 3279185
Slow your roll Mr. Smith....that difference in homers had little to do with the ball and more to do with something else that you had under your control.......

Brian Stevens At Bats:
2008 70
2009 36

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it conspiracy theorists!


OSS

September 18, 2009
4:10:26 PM

Entry #: 3279201
the hr diffrence is prolly made up from the lack of endurance of the worth ball. the trump and the worth start out the same the trump holds to the original specs better. so thats what im saying if i keep throwing new worths in . the balls still gonna be hard . but the trump is no harder than the worth out of the wrapper.

one factor in the hr run total might be the fact we lost a top three team and gained in and out . they didnt even finish the season. the totals close enough to say the fact the some top tier guys didnt play as much could have contributed. also merts squad had some big bats leave .


lb4lb

September 18, 2009
4:14:30 PM

Entry #: 3279207
and did you check considines drop in production? 20 of the 268 less came from one guy

OSS

September 18, 2009
4:51:52 PM

Entry #: 3279250
now thats some funny shit !!! my production was down also .

at this point im arguing just to argue. so with that just have a meeting next time and all OUR questions can get answered . to the pussies that had questions bitched and remained silent . HOPE YOU GET SWINE FLU !!!


Ryno34

September 18, 2009
5:21:45 PM

Entry #: 3279269
It's fucking fall ball. Who gives a fuck?

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