Crowe took 2 off Back Stabbers. 2 good games, Tucker's boys are a scrappy bunch and will play any team close. Good games despite the muddy infield
Bryan07
April 25, 2010 6:55:10 PM
Entry #: 3454004
Pub split with Rochs
OAWMF
April 25, 2010 7:04:18 PM
Entry #: 3454011
CJ split with PNA.
Chip Chip
April 25, 2010 7:58:26 PM
Entry #: 3454061
Patriot took both from Eaton. 1 umpire in the rain today.
tuck00
April 25, 2010 8:13:06 PM
Entry #: 3454075
Dionne, Thanks for the kind words about our team but it is Rick's team, just didn't want any confusion on that. Good job today and thanks to Rick Keenan and the other guy, sorry other guy don't know your name in umping till the real umps got there
Gwat
April 26, 2010 12:13:58 AM
Entry #: 3454299
GQ lost 2 again ,no excuses , good games just got to get the hitting up .
LB4LB.
April 26, 2010 9:11:44 AM
Entry #: 3454443
Botelho took two from GQ. Something like 15-0 and 11-7. I think the TMAC Scouting Report ( TMAC is our Mel Kiper JR ) on GQ is solid. They will challenge Crowe and Rick Ls team for one of the last 3 playoff spots. Tommy GunZ landed from vaca and swatted a bomb into the trees in his first AB of the year. JD hit a clutch bomb and EW hit will prob end up being the two longest shots of the year at Foster..one of them that was run down by a champion fly chasing rcf for GQ...Matt?..didnt catch his name. Good job to IAN for getting all the games in and having bags and bags of speedy dry ready to go...
LB4LB.
April 26, 2010 9:16:59 AM
Entry #: 3454453
oh..and ...1
Gwat
April 26, 2010 10:44:03 AM
Entry #: 3454551
His name is mark . And that was a bomb . Nice shot
Ryno34
April 26, 2010 1:34:04 PM
Entry #: 3454822
EW sucks
Ryno34
April 26, 2010 1:34:32 PM
Entry #: 3454823
EW sucks
Stevens 4
April 26, 2010 1:35:55 PM
Entry #: 3454825
EW sucks
Ryno34
April 26, 2010 1:37:20 PM
Entry #: 3454830
Sorry had a little computer malfunction there. But I guess it illustrates the point. He sucks 3 times more than normal.
LB4LB.
April 26, 2010 2:53:11 PM
Entry #: 3454959
EW doesnt suck. He blows. Dutilly ..he sucks.
Jeff55
April 26, 2010 3:50:32 PM
Entry #: 3455053
Lb4lb, let's not forget. Tommy Keenan kills it? Right?
Insert temper tantrum here:
Stevens 4
April 26, 2010 4:19:28 PM
Entry #: 3455108
Jeff- are you still fat?
Jeff55
April 26, 2010 5:08:04 PM
Entry #: 3455168
Yes, but still very behind u. Fatty boxers
Jeff55
April 27, 2010 9:07:42 AM
Entry #: 3455727
Go ahead Bob, Tell everyone how you lost it... We're waiting...
DeMonti
April 27, 2010 12:20:05 PM
Entry #: 3455955
jeffc, please do tell, that pot4callinthekettleblack mofo loves to post how demented and out of control i am, please do tell jeff, i have to hear this.
LB4LB.
April 27, 2010 1:31:36 PM
Entry #: 3456112
Demo~ throw a pair of Buddy Holly glasses on me. Take about 75 lbs off my bench and 1000 points off my SAT add hand cuff scars to my wrists...dude, I WAS YOU.
Bryan07
April 27, 2010 2:11:53 PM
Entry #: 3456166
Give him a Jean jacket too
DeMonti
April 27, 2010 3:18:17 PM
Entry #: 3456269
wow, im impressed, you even managed to insult me in four diffrent ways in one post, for us uneducated softball players allow me to explain, im a dorky weak retarded criminal. well said bob.
DeMonti
April 27, 2010 3:19:51 PM
Entry #: 3456275
hey bry, he hoe hishin hin hah haw hish hoe!
Smitty77
April 27, 2010 7:44:38 PM
Entry #: 3456563
that's my favorite demonti post of all time
T Mac
April 27, 2010 10:34:42 PM
Entry #: 3456735
Agreed!!!!
Mike "Left Foot" Demonti for a weekend hahaa
We Go Fishin' In A Crawfish Hole!
Jeff55
April 27, 2010 10:51:55 PM
Entry #: 3456750
OK, I'll tell. Tommy Keenan crushed all day, Bob and Tommy go back and forth about how lb4lb can put one out with any bat, any time, any place... blah blah blah
Mr. Botelho said and I quote "Anytime you want me to go in for a pinch-hit homer let me know!"
So Tommy Keenan graciously give his spot and his bat to Botelho.
There it is game on the line, basesloaded, bottom of the 9th down by 3 runs........just kidding.
Bob Botelho swings and grounds out to third base. Getting a load ovation from his teammates, Bobby heads back to the dugout to collect his things. He's packing up to leave all pissed off, steaming about how TK, RK, EW, BD, IS, et al lead in hrs. He continues on kicking over a few things and ranting and raving about ending the hustlers win streak and beating CM and blah blah blah, greatest lb4lb hitter in the league and on oona oaonaonaan
Even my fucking keyboard doesn't want to hear it anymore, Weren't you retired?
After the game Bob has to take BP to prove he can hit it out of Foster.
Even better, He texts me the next day saying "Ian thought I was serious!"
You were Bobby, You were...
LB4LB.
April 28, 2010 8:34:58 AM
Entry #: 3456915
Well, what a Fractured Fairytale that was. If you want a good fable, you dont go to Big Jefi..you go to Aesop4Aesop. As I was basking in the glow of a Game 1 3-3 with a HR and a solid pitching performance..cleats off, relaxing with KBear on the sidelines..talking about Alex & Ani, her tan, wine, her pony tale, hating yardwork,Ians tobacco breath, Dutillys have shaven chest...in my mind I was already thinking about the week ahead. You OAWMFs know, a good sunday makes for a good week. Work is easier after a productive Sunday...food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter, DTRAIN appears a little thinner, the Red Sox seem to win more often....so there I am , basking. And watching. Watching Dutilly flail away and limp around and take midgame calls from irate ex-wives. Watching EW hit 400 outs. Thinking..GAWD...I miss Stevens and Dean. Mostly, watching TommyGuns hit 279 fence scraping flyouts to left center. So, I offer words of GUNS and in case you dont know his response to EVERYTHING is..." I can still hit the ball way further then you " ( as an aside, Capt Correcto, I know its supposed to be " way farther than "..this is me pretending to be GUNS ). Tommy..pass the ketchup..sure, and just so you know, I can hit the ball way firther then you. Tommy, hows little T...hes the cutest baby on the planet and me him and my brother Ricky can hit the ball way further then you. Tom..fine..no doubt..but whether its 320 or 281 here..its still only one HR and I can hit a 281 foot flyball all day long..almost as good as BROZ can. I ask Ian to let me pinch hit for someone so that I can show Tommy that I can do it on call as I did in the 2008 playoffs..hence the nickname calledshot4calledshot ( chime in here Hallum )....
LB4LB.
April 28, 2010 8:53:18 AM
Entry #: 3456933
...so, Dutilly is GO-fer two...and he says..he Doc, take my swings. Shit! Hes coming up..I aint prepared. I have a routine...I get TKs bat..he says" what are you doing..I can hit the call further than you". Tommy, I am pinch hitting. You aint pinch hitting..if I get pinch hit for I quit. GUNZ..for Dutilly..and I am using your bat..just to show you that the bat has at least one line drive in it. Go ahead..you cant make it go further then I make it go....100 quick pushups, 20 JJs, 10 wind sprints...a quick hendricken hr reminder in the on deck circle..a secret good luck signal from KBear to me...I am READY and I am going to show GUNS something...uggghhhh...the weakest Stevens 2009-ish groundball to third you ever saw. FUCK!! Many of you know I often wear an elastic around my left wrist..what you dont dont is why. In little tiny letters on the elastic is WWMD...What Would Mikey Do..which I turn to when life presents me with difficult decisions. What Would Mike Demonti Do...well, I gave TK his bat back..grabbed My Freak..spun like a shot putter and hurled it deep into the Foster Forest. YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND...I aint batting for another WEEK. I gotta live with this for 7 days. WORK SUCKS. DAREN IS FAT. WINE BLOWS. Its gona rain..all week. FUCK! Look at the elastic..rub it ...BAM!! kick over my command center..pop up table, chairs, fig newtons , GS..other peoples cells phones that dont belong on the table in the first palce go flying...WWMD WWMD! kick the fence, throw away my glove shred my wallet size All City 1981 pic...it was awful..I know. The best part was...Kyle Gaccione..he of hand me down Ian Victor Moffit era cleats, borrowed Big Jefi ( who hasnt got a hot since round 2 of the 2009 playoffs ) glove...too cheap to buy his own softball equipment...hacks his way into the woods to retrieve my bat..because thats the bat he uses...otherwise, it would still be there. Now, thats the way it happened fellas. It wont happen again....I have joined Mikey in Anger Management classes that are being held at Dans Place on tuesdays and thursday..for anybody else that could use a little counseling
Gopher
April 28, 2010 9:13:29 AM
Entry #: 3456949
That Jeff can sure can get things brewing can't he.
Bob you need a quickie at the Mai Tai
LB4LB.
April 28, 2010 9:27:26 AM
Entry #: 3456964
its Jefi. Big Jefi
OSS
April 28, 2010 11:35:50 AM
Entry #: 3457143
I'm glad to hear no F2's were injured .... lb4lb I will notify you of the next AM session .... I'm happy to say hinske was converted Saturday night
OTR_31
April 29, 2010 12:26:31 PM
Entry #: 3458460
Any hope of getting standings/stats updated soon? I notice Botelho and GQ have all 4 games loaded.
Stevens 4
April 29, 2010 12:36:23 PM
Entry #: 3458474
I think the best Lb4Lb tantrum came when he hit Google in the chest with a throw from over the middle that should have ended the game....but didn't. D-train (freshly back from beyond the fence after leaping it to catch a ball off the wall) tells Bob not to worry about it....bad idea! BOOM!!!
Hamilton Porter
April 29, 2010 2:54:55 PM
Entry #: 3458671
DeMonti
April 29, 2010 3:51:19 PM
Entry #: 3458744
do do do do do do do dooooo, ahhhhhh kartoum, do do do do do do do do, and mr. waltz ends up with a fuckin horse head in his bed, johnny ended up starring in that war film after all now didnt he. some one please post the introduction to the godfather film, and then directly after it put lb4lbs name.
Ant6377
April 29, 2010 8:05:01 PM
Entry #: 3459040
So after looking at the stats you can figure out why Smitty's teams are already posted for both weeks. It seems Ian's average is the best on his team right now and he wants as many people to see that as possible.
Smitty77
April 29, 2010 8:09:49 PM
Entry #: 3459043
while i admit i have slacked on the stats this week...im hoping to get them in tonight.
that being said, a-hole i don't have your teams week 2 stats so the update won't help you out at all, but thanks for asking
...and gq only has week one entered but since they played us week 2 and the scores are in they appear 0-4
ant...good post you're right...just got the crowes 10 minutes ago
pub..just got yours today.
patriot, shamrock, stallyns, rochs, moulton i apologize, ive had yours a few days.
Smitty77
April 29, 2010 8:28:36 PM
Entry #: 3459054
and anger i apologize, ive had yours a few days as well
DeMonti
April 29, 2010 8:41:21 PM
Entry #: 3459063
wow a-hole, smitty made you look like a real a-hole, go figure.
OSS
April 29, 2010 8:43:18 PM
Entry #: 3459065
WTF U GUYZ SHOULD GIVE SMITTY A WEEK OR SO TO GET STATS UP ..... STANNDINGS MIGHT BE A LITTLE EASIER BUT CMON MANNNNNNN!!! WE ALL KNOW EEEEEEWWWW WILL LEAD BOTELHO IN HITTING..... WHO CARES ITS WEE 2 WE ALL KNOW THE CROWE IS 4-0 .
Ant6377
April 29, 2010 9:33:56 PM
Entry #: 3459111
What was more impressive than the "webamsters" stats is the fact that Dutilly is already ahead of LB4LB
OSS
April 29, 2010 10:35:20 PM
Entry #: 3459147
ok maybe the stats are off .... duttily is ahead of lb4lb and ralphy is ahead of Nicky prata .... hey good jawb ralphy boy !!!!
Smitty77
April 29, 2010 10:47:23 PM
Entry #: 3459166
not happening tonight. sorry.
LB4LB.
April 30, 2010 7:34:22 AM
Entry #: 3459319
Like most teams do..Ian pads the weaker hitters stats and is very strict on the superior batsmen. Hence, dutilly being ahead of me in any category. I honestly dont recall him getting a hit yet. And if we are keepin track of 6'3" 250 lb guys slapping ground balls to SS...then, yes EW will lead our team in something. And Ralphie, along with Demo and Hinske and Cud to VFW, Fiskey to CM,... AJ ,Dion and Brett to Crowe...all early contenders for off season aquisition of the year.
OSS
April 30, 2010 8:10:55 AM
Entry #: 3459336
Nah thozzz guyzz suck and can't be apart of a team BALLLLLL!!! .... my pick is jonny amore ...... chips a sneaky little bastard ..... I'm sure captain Stryker had somethin to do with it but great pickup .... if ya need a second pick it's woody ya heard !!!
Stevens 4
April 30, 2010 9:12:39 AM
Entry #: 3459387
Ian padding stats must be new this year!
Bryan07
April 30, 2010 9:21:24 AM
Entry #: 3459392
Thanks Artie, he will be playing in a few weeks. Lb4lb seems to forget about alot of teams, and loves others. My other pick up Kevin is real good. But I do agree chip is sneaky with his acquistion
Blumpkin
April 30, 2010 9:29:34 AM
Entry #: 3459396
You guys are all a bunch of stupid idiots that should stop blowing each other and be real men.
DeMonti
April 30, 2010 11:55:44 AM
Entry #: 3459548
aggreed blumpkin, you fuckin homos!
E W 3 3
April 30, 2010 12:25:32 PM
Entry #: 3459582
Keep it up lb4lb and I will at least lead our team in one category (using 4 foot tall portagees as tent stakes).
Blumpkin
April 30, 2010 12:45:05 PM
Entry #: 3459606
fuck off Demonti
DeMonti
April 30, 2010 1:55:57 PM
Entry #: 3459680
hahahahahahahahaha, ok blumpkin
Stevens 4
April 30, 2010 2:00:51 PM
Entry #: 3459686
This act is old. "Let's make up a name on the website and talk shit about people so they will guess who I am...fun fun fun" zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
DeMonti
April 30, 2010 2:02:54 PM
Entry #: 3459688
maybe if i wasnt so drunk at work id care a little more, day drinking is so awesome!
Stevens 4
April 30, 2010 2:05:50 PM
Entry #: 3459693
2:25 minutes until Miller Time
DeMonti
April 30, 2010 2:08:55 PM
Entry #: 3459698
already 2 plus hours in to bud heavy time, oh i almost forgot the two bombs at lunch, my bad
Stevens 4
April 30, 2010 2:11:06 PM
Entry #: 3459699
What the hell do you do for work? I need to start that.
DeMonti
April 30, 2010 2:13:54 PM
Entry #: 3459703
not much work gettn done my friend, lots of drinking though, be perfect for you i think.
Stevens 4
April 30, 2010 2:19:52 PM
Entry #: 3459709
DeMonti
April 30, 2010 3:13:21 PM
Entry #: 3459774
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, who takes a cab home from work anyway?
DUTILLY
April 30, 2010 4:42:33 PM
Entry #: 3459874
I will beat Botelho in every single category there is...hands down......after the tantrum last weak.....Kate whispered in my ear" Your just like Botelho was 20yrs ago"
Gopher
April 30, 2010 7:55:34 PM
Entry #: 3460004
wow...Specks went to sacred ground. If you guys think he took a tantrum sunday, I want to be around the day she walks down the Isle to Ian forever.....SNIPPER, 2Oclock
Smitty77
April 30, 2010 10:39:16 PM
Entry #: 3460200
SNIPPER 2 O'CLOCK.......2PM seems a little late for a hair cut on our wedding day....
OH OH OH....SNIPER.....
still don't get it.... but i bet you laughed out loud when you hit submit.....
silly gopher, tricks are for kids
KD
April 30, 2010 11:02:51 PM
Entry #: 3460294
LB4LB.
May 1, 2010 9:14:57 AM
Entry #: 3460541
KD you are freaking hysterical. And...I get just as much amusement over Gopher's butchering of the english language.." isle" is aisle and of course snipper is sniper....fucking awesome.
