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TOPIC: I'm new to R.I. |
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| TRIMNYC
December 22, 2010
11:52:15 AM
Entry #: 3633220
| My name is Danilo I'm 31 and I just moved to Coventry from Connecticut in Oct. I have been playing softball for 8yrs and I went online and found your website hosted by leaguelineup.
I have alot of skill I play infield 3B/SS/2B and outfield anywhere. I'm a place hitter and have over the fence power! I'm very reliable, I never miss practice and never ever miss a game. I play with alot of heart and leave it all on the field everytime. I'm not just saying that I'm willing to prove it, im not the best or cocky I just love to play and have ability!
I guess what I'm trying to say is if any of you have spots on your roster or are willing to give me a shot for the 2011 summer season you wont regreat it. If not please refer me to any team manager that you know is in need of a player. I would really appreciate it because I'm new to R.I. and other then my new job I know nobody.
Thanks.
contact me: davidfam5@live.com or 2035373402
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| george steinbrener
December 22, 2010
1:32:38 PM
Entry #: 3633259
| Whatever you do....dont play for artie spinard and stay away from any team that has Michael Demonti on the roster....
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| lb4lb-7
December 22, 2010
1:33:29 PM
Entry #: 3633260
| Oh, thank you Santa ( dutilly), just in the nick ( Saint Nick ) of time for Christmas. We will sign you ONLY if you have had beers with TMAC at Chilis AND at one point you were the capt of your college intramural team. Not one or the other..BOTH. And you answer to RyDave. oh...how tall are you...seriously dude...new by-laws have minimum height requirement. Lets assume that you suck...because, all guys searching the internet for a league kinda sorta suck...and you live in Coventry... do you live in Coventry? If you live in Coventry and you think you can drink...see me at Indigo Bar any wednesday. Ask for me...Neil Lesniak...or my buddy Brian Stevens...he's the chubbly one that thinks he owns the place.
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| lb4lb-7
December 22, 2010
7:04:00 PM
Entry #: 3633364
| " Danilo " means God as my Judge. No way Dutilly made that up. I thought it to be an odd name..so , I looked it up. Danilo, some of the guys will be hitting indoors soon...make yourself available. Me and a couple of fat guys and God will be judging you. Email me...Neil...Neil Lesniak...at lb4lbsports@gmail.com If you smile when you hit it..like Norman Brodeur does...like you are happy that you even made contact...then you be playing on the Shamrock. If not...if you are the 2011 Espo....maybe you replace Lags as my woobie.
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| TRIMNYC
December 22, 2010
9:52:12 PM
Entry #: 3633406
| Wow from what I see you have way to much time on your hands dude. I knew guys would take it hard that I was trying to promote myself on the smack board and try and talk shit. Its all good I'm just trying to play, I'm new in town and I needed to do what ever to get the attention of a team Manager. As far as the Beers I never turn down a drink after a ballgame but as far as meeting you and the "fatguy" at the bar sorry dude sound kinda Gay... I don't go on Man dates, then again I will take you up on the cages cuz that way it will put your curiousity about me Sucking to rest once you see me Hit! Thanks for the Reply hope to see u in the Summer DANILO!
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| Jeff55
December 22, 2010
11:00:55 PM
Entry #: 3633427
| Bob, Sign this guy. I like him already...
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| DUTILLY
December 22, 2010
11:32:10 PM
Entry #: 3633432
| love this guy already...jeffs right sign him...like the other guy said...stay away from artie
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| DeMonti
December 23, 2010
8:19:49 AM
Entry #: 3633469
| ummm, i beleive the term used here is, GOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!! awesome, an outsider layin the smack down on lb4lb, classic moment in coventry smack, you definatly will get picked up sooner then later smackin like that. because its christmas, im going to refrain from my usual assholeness, so that being said, welcome to coventry danilo, and i will be closely monitoring this thread because there is serious potential of a spontaneous demonti smack beatdown in the making, stay tuned. . .
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| Guvna14
December 23, 2010
8:57:39 AM
Entry #: 3633479
| Hey, if the dude has skill and is new to the area, that first post was well put...good luck jumping on a decent squad Danilo.
Demonti, I'll see you later and as far as this thread goes, I'm grabbing my popcorn.
Danilo, whatever you do.....absolutely do not piss of Mike Demonti. trust me.
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| TRIMNYC
December 23, 2010
11:07:46 AM
Entry #: 3633509
| Thanks for making me feel welcome guys. Really I'm just happy as hell that I can atleast look forward to playing ball come summer time. you know how it is we Work Work Work then Wife & kids 24/7, playing baseball is my only escape. So I think I got it down packed: lb4lb loves to talk smack, stay away from artie & never piss off Mike Demonti.... lmao
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| Smitty77
December 23, 2010
11:36:59 AM
Entry #: 3633520
| our by laws were just reduced from 300 to 3
lb4lb loves to talk smack
stay away from artie
don't piss off demonti
I'll be submitting those to parks and rec next week.
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| DeMonti
December 23, 2010
12:30:57 PM
Entry #: 3633535
| merry christmas everyone, and a happy new year!
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| Guvna14
December 23, 2010
1:21:04 PM
Entry #: 3633552
| Hey Danilo, email me at guvna14@hotmail.com
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| Stevens 4
December 23, 2010
2:26:02 PM
Entry #: 3633568
| I am that fat guy kid and if you behave yourself and aren't as obnoxious as you sound... I might let you watch me drink beer this season.
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| lb4lb-7
December 23, 2010
3:31:30 PM
Entry #: 3633588
| Danilo, why such a Spanish-y name? Where are you from? We have one guy from Fallopia....which is near Guatemala..Jon, from Patriot..maybe you know him. Provide us with the name of your previous team and your old league's website. Per Favore amigo ( trying to make you feel welcome ). Be fair...it wouldnt be right for you to end up on one of the big four ( Botelho Insurance..398-8555 you must need new auto insurance, PNA, Anger Management or defending champs Chris Moulton.) The GUVNA is home early every year as well a that Brian dude you might have heard from today. Lets hit...next week. What time does Chilis let their day kitchen crew out , papi? Lets say 2 pm one day next week. Out. Neil.
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| DeMonti
December 23, 2010
3:52:53 PM
Entry #: 3633597
| hahahhahahaahhaahahahahahahhaahahahahaaaaaaah
NOW BATTING...JUAN, ON DECK...JUAN... ON DOUBLE DECK...JUAN... AND IN THE HOLE...CHI CHI HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAA
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| DeMonti
December 23, 2010
3:54:21 PM
Entry #: 3633601
| officially, juans 4 demonti 1 hahahahahahhahaaha
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| Guvna14
December 23, 2010
3:57:56 PM
Entry #: 3633604
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mikey, I spit out my coffee...the JUUUUUAAAANNNNSSS!!!
Leading off.....JUUUUUAAAAAAANNNNN!
On Deck, dos: JUUUUUAAAAAAANNNNN!!
In the hole, tres: JUUUUUAAAAAAANNNNN!!
And batting fourth. Quattro: chi chi!!
What a day....I thought for sure the shortstop with the dreads was gonna call his posse in to shank us all.
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| DeMonti
December 23, 2010
4:06:29 PM
Entry #: 3633608
| JUANS 4 GUVNA 1, WE ARE WORKIN OUR WAY BACK AT THOSE DAMN JUANS, BUENOS NOCHES AMIGOS HAHAHAHAHAHA
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| TRIMNYC
December 23, 2010
4:26:42 PM
Entry #: 3633618
| I was born in the Dominican Republic! Next week sounds good send me an adrs and let me know what time your girl gets out of work at chilis and I'll pick her up on the way so she can see me hit too!
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| Guvna14
December 23, 2010
4:29:25 PM
Entry #: 3633620
| YES!!!
Chip, pick this guy up right now!
Forget hitting with us next week....Patriot Oil (which will have a new team name by the way) wants Danilo....if it was up to me, I'd pick you up now.
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| lb4lb-7
December 23, 2010
6:27:02 PM
Entry #: 3633657
| Feliz Navidad , maricone. El hombre malo, si? The league has been through unsoliticated applications for membership more than a few times recently...though to my knowledge none from a " come Platano". The next newbie that bats his weight will be the first. Anyway, you have made quite an impression with the pasty white chubbly pop up hitting crowd...if only they sponsored any teams . See you next week. Merry Christmas to all that make me laugh all year long...Demo, EW, Dutilly, ArtieKarate, Guapo, Guvna, Dionne, TMAC, DTrain, Stevens, JC, Big Juice..and now, of course, El Come Platano. !!
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| Chip Chip
December 24, 2010
7:57:51 AM
Entry #: 3633768
| I'll be giving him a call in a little bit. I have to call the Monster and make sure he's getting ready for his hibernation.
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| Ryno34
December 24, 2010
10:44:44 AM
Entry #: 3633799
| HAHAHAHA. That pulled me out of hibernation. lb4lb Smacked down by a stranger for outright gayness. It doesn't matter how macho you are, how much pussy you get, or what your sexual orientation is, if you invite a guy to drink at the "Indigo Bar" you are gay. Merry Christmas Queers.
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| guapo
December 24, 2010
10:59:58 AM
Entry #: 3633804
| Now this is what I used to come here looking for! Some good old fashioned ball busting.
Merry Christmas to all of you guys and to your families.
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| lb4lb-7
December 24, 2010
11:57:56 AM
Entry #: 3633818
| another pop upping chubbler checks in. Ryno, dont pretend to be a predator of teen cheerleaders when pederasty is your chosen winter sport. And hopefully Santa brings you a man groomer for christmas you goony goo hoo. INDIGO is where men are men and the women are men too! The food is OK and the service is slow but Stevens is always there so that makes it a prefd Coventry destination. Dutilly is a regular there now too. So put on your flannel shirt and thumb ring, pop your Melissa Etheridge cd into your Subaru, hit the gas pedal with your Doc Marten covered feet and head north on RT3. You are a lesbian my friend...just like Dutilly. Call me when you get there.
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| TRIMNYC
December 24, 2010
1:15:38 PM
Entry #: 3633829
| I took the time to google (Indigo) and Wikipedia has it under this:-
Indigo is the color on the electromagnetic spectrum between about 420 and 450 nm in wavelength, placing it between blue and violet. Although traditionally considered one of seven divisions of the optical spectrum, modern color scientists do not usually recognize indigo as a separate division and generally classify wavelengths shorter than about 450 nm as violet. If a guy is found at an Indigo Bar or location is probably gay or bye sexual.
Sorry Neil the evidence is really starting to pile up...
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| Ryno34
December 24, 2010
2:36:48 PM
Entry #: 3633849
| He might be light in his loafers but he is the man to see when it comes to home and auto insurance. There how is that for a plug buddy? Is Indigo the old Dairy Queen? No pun intended.
As far as the pedophelia accusations, she was 20. I have no plans to have Chris Hanson knocking on my door anytime soon. Besides I was just looking. No 20 year old hot chick will ever touch me or let me touch her for less than $2000.
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| lb4lb-7
December 24, 2010
2:58:57 PM
Entry #: 3633851
| or maybe even bisexual
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| lb4lb-7
December 24, 2010
3:33:27 PM
Entry #: 3633858
| hey Agador, I dont know what dirt hut in DR that was the English as a second language hut but Chico check your spelling every now and then. Please. It's painful to read. If I didnt know better I would say Senor Gopher has a pseudonym. That said, any guy who learned how to play shortstop barefoot and with a milk carton for a glove is alright by me. We are signing this gut and if nothing else a got a new cheap landscaper. And Danilo, we are family friendly unlike most teams. So, bring your 5 kids with 3 different last names and we'll cook up some Pasteles En Hojas between games. We play dos games. There hasnt been this much axsitement ( misspelled just for you mijo ) in a long long time if ever. Done Shopping. Let's hit. Out. Neil the Steel
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| Gopher
December 24, 2010
5:15:33 PM
Entry #: 3633890
| HAHAHAHAHAHA
He keeps calling you Neil...
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| TRIMNYC
December 25, 2010
11:07:34 AM
Entry #: 3633992
| Happy Holidays Guys!
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| T Mac
December 26, 2010
11:02:43 PM
Entry #: 3634229
| Danilo... Welcome disregard the umpa lumpa "lb4lb" as he is known on here along with smallcalves4smallcalves, inch4inch, ounce4ounce hes got to many to list!
underarmor4underarmor... how can you be calling me out for having beers at chillis and then come back with meet us at indigo.... You know how i know your gay? See line above haha And dont think i forgot about the wizard of oz songs while i was batting while knocking you guys out of fall ball. Pay back is always so much sweeter!
I agree with jeff and bobby...If i ran a team i would take this guy right now. Not to often does ones smackboard debut come after the legend that is livestrong4livestrong. I commend you on your work young skywalker! The force is strong with you
Definately dont mess with demonti, somedays he forgets to take his meds ( budweiser ) and he goes on a rant ( kinda like this one however no budweiser was harmed in the making of this post ) I wonder what team juan4juan will be drafted on... do we need proper paper work to make sure he is actually 31 or is this like another miguel tejada scheme where he is actually 63 years old but has a fake birth certificate?
Dear Lazarus, I saw your family at the store xmas shopping... i took a wild guess as to where you were and was correct .... Wait for it ..... Yup i know shocker....... A bar! A gay one to top it off. I like the atmopshere there tho, lesbians are good ball players! Prime example lb4lb!
Ryno makes his return to the forum and i have to follow suit... as long as i dont have to see the left handed hitting, tank top wearing ryno i think im good... and its next to the getty right over near rekos.
Ill finish by saying this... Softball is for girls and your all a bunch of queers! Enjoy the New Years.... Maybe some resolutions will be to learn how to hit or not be such drunks, ahhh make that next years!
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| Ryno34
December 27, 2010
5:50:13 AM
Entry #: 3634246
| Tmac in da house!!! Classic tirade and shocking coherant and legible.
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| lb4lb-7
December 27, 2010
11:44:31 AM
Entry #: 3634283
| No lie...I got a seated calf raise machine for Christmas. I dont know which of you bastards left it on my front step and I dont care. Now, when I get home from Indigo it will be rep after rep after rep of calf raises while I watch Season 1-6 of Gilmore Girls. If I were still playing I would finally be adding speed to my talents. Getting in shape for Comeback 2014.
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| DeMonti
December 27, 2010
12:29:34 PM
Entry #: 3634298
| hahahahahahahhhhahhaahahahahaahahaha, tmac has prolly already emailed and exchanged phone numbers with juan, or ryjuan, and he is making fun of steers4queers for hanging at indigo bar hahahahahahaha, actually wait, fuck indiblo, that place is a dump lol but anyway, i need juan to come on here and tell me how many texts and emails and out rite phone conversations he has had with either tmac, or anyone else in the league for that matter, usually tmac is better friends with the other team by the end of the game then his own team anyway, but thats tmac, a true sign of sportsmanship if you will, but my guess is that juan has had many txt conversations with par4vor. pl do tell juan. please do tell juan.
and for the record, do you juans down in the dominican sport tar paper rolls for cocks??? cuz if you do i have a whole seperate rant for that that im sure will be a real crowd pleaser lol.
i did google juan, and we def need to check his birth certificate because that motherfucker started at short for the dominican in this summers little league world series lol, juan tejada hahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahhahahahaha
merry christmas and happy new year fellas!!!
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| DeMonti
December 27, 2010
12:36:36 PM
Entry #: 3634304
| im sorry ahead of time for the repeat at the end of that first paragraph and varios typo's, please feel free to rip away tho, i can take it.
your official screen name will have to be changed from that trimmy nonsense to Juan immidiatley for any chance of play in our league tho, i do like you already, oh, and your wife has to call you Juan from now on ,thx.
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| lb4lb-7
December 27, 2010
12:45:56 PM
Entry #: 3634307
| Demo...that last rant was world class. Not your typical homo shit although you did sneak a cock reference in there. No matter what things you do this summer to get nominated to be thrown out of the league ( there will be more than a few ) I will defend you..the league needs you. PS..I think Danilo is really Danny Almonte
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| Nate_6
December 28, 2010
8:20:50 AM
Entry #: 3634445
| Slurp slurp slurp.... jesus,its like happy hour over at indigo up in here. Any more of this and Demonti is going to chaffe.
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| DeMonti
December 28, 2010
10:11:06 AM
Entry #: 3634457
| thanx bob, the old tar paper roll chestnut is always funny, but i guess you didnt get the memo, his name is juan lol
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| Shaved_Helmer_14
December 29, 2010
4:11:59 PM
Entry #: 3634822
| First of all demonti your garbage. your skills in the outfield are comparable to a kid with cerbalpausey trying draw boobs on a ectasketch and as far as your plate apperences there just god awlful between all the pop ups you hit and ground outs. Niel is over rated and juicing like jackson. Brian Stevens is fat and John Lags is bald. Lb4lb-7 i bet you get on all the kiddie rides at disney. Dionne needs to learn how to coach and Hinskie needs to shut his fat mouth. Artie's a crybaby and ryno is just fat and hairy. Mallette needs to step out of Kirby's shadow and you'll never be as good as him. oh yeah and Niel lets see who will be swinging a shaved bat this year! i hope you pitch against me i am shooting box!
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| DeMonti
December 29, 2010
4:45:05 PM
Entry #: 3634830
| Robert "gums" Dutilly. thanx for another awesome anonymous post, so fun.
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| Guvna14
December 29, 2010
6:27:55 PM
Entry #: 3634859
| too funny....way too funny.
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| DUTILLY
December 30, 2010
8:45:19 AM
Entry #: 3634950
| i would have to say that is def not me...sorry
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| Ryno34
January 1, 2011
10:01:00 AM
Entry #: 3635334
| Whoever it is their typing skills reveal they are an idiot, or have Parkinsons Disease.
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| Lags
January 3, 2011
10:17:02 AM
Entry #: 3635702
| Hey brett_helmer_14 the only box you will be shooting is some mans fartbox.. and who the fuck is Niel.. learn how to spell dipshit..
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| Nate_6
January 3, 2011
1:21:20 PM
Entry #: 3635772
| The guy is just a no talent,ass clown. Trying to keep this thread going for a few more posts.
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| Nate_6
January 3, 2011
1:25:00 PM
Entry #: 3635775
| Guy probably couldn't even get a ball past me,lol. Nevermind Neil who can actually field the position.
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| DeMonti
January 3, 2011
4:33:17 PM
Entry #: 3635838
| nate, i think neil is beggining ta chaffe lol, happy new year bud
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| DeMonti
January 3, 2011
6:17:27 PM
Entry #: 3635873
| hey i was just thinking, if juan didnt play anywhere else last year or will be playing exclusivly in coventry and no where else this year i beleive that any team may pick him up and not have to use an exemption on him and may be placed on anyones roster, i think, correct me if im wrong, but i beleive thats the rule????
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| DUTILLY
January 3, 2011
6:56:00 PM
Entry #: 3635887
| yes you are correct......for once on these boards i agree with you....FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
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| Chip Chip
January 3, 2011
9:21:12 PM
Entry #: 3635929
| Danilo is playing for (Patriot Oil) name to be changed.
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| DeMonti
January 4, 2011
7:57:00 AM
Entry #: 3636012
| whos danilo?? any relation to juan?
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| Guvna14
January 4, 2011
8:56:49 AM
Entry #: 3636025
| Danilo is Juan...Juan is Chi-Chi's cousin from guatemala...get it?
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| DUTILLY
January 4, 2011
9:36:58 AM
Entry #: 3636037
| im pretty sure slezak blew some guy name chi chi....wonder if its the same guy
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| Chip Chip
January 4, 2011
1:04:15 PM
Entry #: 3636115
| Possibly
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| Ryno34
January 4, 2011
8:42:23 PM
Entry #: 3636318
| Is there a Mexican on this planet that Slezak hasn't blown?
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| DeMonti
January 5, 2011
7:15:24 AM
Entry #: 3636405
| NOPE, JUST JUAN LOL HAHAHAHAHA
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| Smitty77
March 18, 2011
2:07:11 PM
Entry #: 3679124
| swinger.....this guy hasn't played softball once in rhode island and he's got over 800 views....
don't let the views get to your head
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| Stevens 4
March 18, 2011
2:23:52 PM
Entry #: 3679132
| Nicely played.
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| lb4lb-7
February 24, 2012
5:45:31 PM
Entry #: 3870706
| just recycling an old funny post. what ever happened to danilo?
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| Chip Chip
February 25, 2012
11:13:29 PM
Entry #: 3870975
| He told me he couldn't play on Mother's Day and then never made it back. He came to a few games then flaked out for a few. Whatever.....
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| DeMonti
February 26, 2012
6:39:45 PM
Entry #: 3871106
| The classic couldn't hack it!!!!!! hahhaahhahahahahhahhhaa! Good buy Juan!!!!!!!
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