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TOPIC: ppl think ur new n cant play |
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| jonnysituation
April 1, 2012
5:54:39 PM
Entry #: 3889531
| ppl think just because ur new on here u cant play guess again ill out play most of use on here yeh i said it believe it also im 28 yrs old anyone wanna give me a shot ill make alot use look stupid if u hit the ball to me/. ill grab mostly anything .ill try out for ur team anyteam n go up against anyone just give me a response ill see u there.
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| Utilty guy
April 1, 2012
6:00:39 PM
Entry #: 3889537
| I love the good attitude. What kinda bat you swing
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| jonnysituation
April 1, 2012
6:56:59 PM
Entry #: 3889561
| hey my man in the joint we were using some cheap shit easton shits sucked right now i dont have no bat or glove i just got out in june last year i wanna play so bad i want that chance to win a championship with some one i bring a good game , just wanna try out n if i make it ill get the glove n cleats n shit i need to get it in m very competitive
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| lb4lb-7
April 1, 2012
8:21:52 PM
Entry #: 3889615
| J-Sit, we will consider signing you if you confirm that you have pefected your " skills ". And I'm not talking about your ability to hit a softball. 5 years in allows for plenty of time for thinking I'm guessing. Answer this question that's been bugging me for years....and I'm serious here....how many seconds does it take to write a check? I'm serious. Long story..but it needs to be answered officially. Also, its probably a little close to the start of the season to get on a roster. Although I think if I polish up your resume I would get you signed by team 16. Then again, I worry enough leaving my wallet unattended around Dutilly or Facker never mind a guy with the skills and the inclination to put a dent in my black card.
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| lb4lb-7
April 1, 2012
8:24:56 PM
Entry #: 3889620
| I just signed up for LifeLock.
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| Jesse Jackson
April 1, 2012
9:12:29 PM
Entry #: 3889659
| i got a tryout for you. play 2nd base with EW hitting infield to you. btw do you happen to have any neck tattoos? say, like a flaming canary? just the phasing in process
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| jonnysituation
April 1, 2012
9:17:36 PM
Entry #: 3889663
| lol use think ur funny dumb ASSES ill out play7 use anyday u fucking scrubs and no i cashed bad checks stupid ass i dont give a fuck about ur wa.llet punk., i bet u any day ,my game is better then urs u sissy , u probably played softball all ur life i played both and i can get it in u just some crack head that thinks he can play .. u not even good
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| Utilty guy
April 1, 2012
9:29:05 PM
Entry #: 3889667
| Go easy big dog. Dont take nuttin personal. Its all in fun. I wanna see your skills. When you free?
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| jonnysituation
April 1, 2012
9:32:09 PM
Entry #: 3889674
| any day give me a call at 401 516 2832 im free
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| Utilty guy
April 1, 2012
9:39:37 PM
Entry #: 3889678
| How tall re you? Whats ur weight? Are you fast?
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| KD
April 1, 2012
10:13:30 PM
Entry #: 3889707
| use
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| jonnysituation
April 2, 2012
6:52:41 AM
Entry #: 3889816
| yeh im fast im 5ft 8 weigh about 220 im dude i get dirty if the ball is hit in the gap if i can get it ill dive what ever and i can turn a quick double listen im done talking about it if anyone wants to try me out just give me a holla ill let my glove talk and my bat talk
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| fujitsu
April 2, 2012
7:09:48 AM
Entry #: 3889825
| Chances are,if you can't even spell softball. You won't be able to hit one. I haven't heard a rant like that crap since king of swing declared he would be a top five offensive guy in most categories..... we all know how that went for him. He ever pay up Stevens?
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| jonnysituation
April 2, 2012
7:17:40 AM
Entry #: 3889827
| softball punk.... fu .. what are u some washed up old guy . ill let ur punk ass hit grounders to me n see how u do i bet ur money that ill stop alomst all of them even in a game dude ill stop almost anything
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| DeMonti
April 2, 2012
7:29:04 AM
Entry #: 3889831
| what the fuck does use mean, is that like you two yoots? you can definatly play on my fall ball team if you dont find a team, youll fit rite in trust me, theres probably 6 or so 10 bids and multiple probation violaters, but learn how to fuckin spell and enough with the ebonicks bullshit already
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| fujitsu
April 2, 2012
8:25:23 AM
Entry #: 3889857
| I'll bet dollars to donuts,you couldn't catch a ground ball with a butterfly net! No go back to playing ACI ball and leave the posts to us
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| jonnysituation
April 2, 2012
9:37:56 AM
Entry #: 3889901
| nah fuj... i go back playing ball from riverpoint park so when ever u wanna see me in action give me a call other then that get off my nuts punk.,.. cuz ill tell u this i bet anyday n ur fat ass ill out show u on the field why u scared ass bitch ill do u in.. ill let u hit grounders to me sissy anyday ill stop ur shit u punk
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| jonnysituation
April 2, 2012
9:40:56 AM
Entry #: 3889904
| he fujitsu what u play with gold dots punk the blue dots come to hot to you.. flight resistant to huh... fucking big ass dummy ill light your ass up where ever u play u bum
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| fujitsu
April 2, 2012
11:45:57 AM
Entry #: 3889997
| Ha ha ha! Guy even I can handle the pop ups you're going to be hitting. Can you please post in english next time? Have your boyfriend proof read(that means read before you send it) Riverside park? Is that the U-12 field you played on in grade school?
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| Not My Buddy
April 2, 2012
1:24:50 PM
Entry #: 3890106
| Ok, I've been hard at work on this... but i think i have the first post of this thread translated. Please stop antagonizing for now so I can catch up.
"People think that just because a person is new to the Smack board, that they cannot play softball that well. Well I think you gentlemen should rethink your position on this, as I believe that I could play at a skill level that is superior to those whom virtually enhabit this forum. Yes, this is my claim, rest assured.
I am 28 years of age. If anyone would like to give me the opportunity to prove myself, I will coerce the majority of you readers to change you opinion of my softball abilities, so long as you hit the softball at my person. I will cleanly field any hit ball.
I would try out for yours or any other team within this league, as well as play against any team in said league. Please respond, and I will meet you at a designated location."
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| jonnysituation
April 2, 2012
1:39:41 PM
Entry #: 3890135
| thats how you write that hey buddy hit me up when ever ill try out for you if you want me to thanks
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| Phil Maglassup
April 2, 2012
3:22:36 PM
Entry #: 3890230
| You must like Demonti's jock Jersey Shore "aka the situation" because he just took a dookie all over your mouf...numm numm numm
[IMG]http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t288/macho014/chocolateface007.jpg[/IMG]
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| Phil Maglassup
April 2, 2012
3:23:20 PM
Entry #: 3890231
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| jonnysituation
April 2, 2012
3:42:01 PM
Entry #: 3890248
| lol punk your mother were u at my man ,, so i can come see you play u coventry fucking punk bitch
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| T Mac
April 2, 2012
3:47:34 PM
Entry #: 3890254
| SWING AND A POP UP!
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| jonnysituation
April 2, 2012
3:52:31 PM
Entry #: 3890259
| probably what he does is pop up fuckign looser... i love how you talk shit to some one u never saw play but i can talk shit also if u wanna keep going punk... i hope i get on a team n bust your dam ass punk thats why us guys from ww never liked u coventry punks
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| T Mac
April 2, 2012
7:59:33 PM
Entry #: 3890419
| Sounds a little hypocritical. You dummy, your doing the same thing. You dont know me. But i know you Situation.... Your in Rehab right down the street from my house. True Story!
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| iWitch-hunt
April 2, 2012
8:47:48 PM
Entry #: 3890441
| Haha got you!!! Way to go running Utes
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| Stevens 4
April 4, 2012
3:43:51 PM
Entry #: 3891840
| It has been a long winter reading things written by people who can read and spell. This has been refreshing. I wish you luck this year. I know there are a few teachers in the league- is there anyone with some extra Phonics workbooks laying around that Johnny Hammersticks could leaf through between games?
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| Stevens 4
April 4, 2012
3:45:47 PM
Entry #: 3891841
| fuckign looser
Every year when I show up for week one of the season I wish that my pants were fucking looser.
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| lb4lb-7
April 4, 2012
7:05:03 PM
Entry #: 3891950
| I got you some spanks this year with a number 4 on the back. You will be looking super slim this summer
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| jonnysituation
April 4, 2012
7:17:53 PM
Entry #: 3891957
| i got u,u bitch ass punk ..how bout this u bitch want u tell me when ur games are so i can come down there n introduce myself u pussy, ur little punk... u fucking sissy... talk shit to my face u fucking lame
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| Stevens 4
April 4, 2012
8:34:55 PM
Entry #: 3892007
| If you can't get made fun of for bad spelling without threatening people you definitely should find a different league to play in. This site is for announcements and ball busting. If you are sensitive it is probably best to stay an observer. I am unsure of my schedule at this point but I am sure it would be a pleasure to meet such and easy going fun guy.
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| Stevens 4
April 4, 2012
8:49:37 PM
Entry #: 3892020
| What are spanks? I saw an ad last night for under shirts that make you look skinny...getting 3 overnighted.
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| Fat Stallyn
April 5, 2012
9:33:47 AM
Entry #: 3892184
| With all his grammar issues, I'm amazed he even found the website to begin with. I'm even more amazed he was smart enough to work his computer enough to go online. Someone give this guy a lollipop, he deserves it. Good job bud!
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| jonnysituation
April 5, 2012
10:52:27 AM
Entry #: 3892245
| im surprised u even know how to play ball punk, how bout this let me get in the league so i can fuck ur wifes u fags...
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| LEMDAWG8
April 5, 2012
12:13:39 PM
Entry #: 3892299
| looks like we got a situation here....wives and fags...it doesnt count in jail
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| iWitch-hunt
April 5, 2012
1:31:05 PM
Entry #: 3892347
| Ha, listen to puerto rican butterball talking all kinds of shit. Bro the only, and yes I said only, reason you may be able to play SS is because your fat ass would take up the 5-6 hole. As for fucking our wives...have at it, most guys married in this league would give you a free pass for the laughs when the wives see u pull that little thing out. 5'8" 220 lbs u prob haven't seen it since your jail pal had u tied up in a pretzel. As for all the fag talk the only good I see being for is that fat ass of yours, big dick bubba must of loved that fat ass in the pen, he would never bottom out!!! Adios bato!!!!
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| Phil Maglassup
April 5, 2012
1:50:04 PM
Entry #: 3892357
| Yo jsit yo are ya having sticky draws thinking about this picture?
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t288/macho014/spooning.jpg
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| Phil Maglassup
April 5, 2012
1:50:33 PM
Entry #: 3892358
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| adampark15
April 5, 2012
2:07:48 PM
Entry #: 3892364
| ive been through a similar situation before, try emailing other leagues in the state there are quite a few. Or, come hit against me and what looks like half the GQ team and no one else, win it and win yourself 50$ for a new glove for whenever you find a team
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| Stevens 4
April 5, 2012
2:29:36 PM
Entry #: 3892389
| That's a little better. At 28 you should be well beyond threatening to fight people that make fun of your spelling. Most people give that up when they move on to middle school. Fucking wives....now that makes more sense. Have at it. You might also have a better chance of landing on a team if you didn't come off as so miserable to be around. Try saying something nice...even if you spell it wrong.
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| Phil Maglassup
April 5, 2012
2:33:49 PM
Entry #: 3892392
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| jonnysituation
April 5, 2012
4:16:17 PM
Entry #: 3892462
| lol ,, man use fucks arent easy to deal with lol,, for real though guys real talk im a good ball player just wanna play some ball ,, once some one talked shit to me im gonna hit them back i didnt no what the smack board was about .. besides that shit im a heck of a good ball player so like i said if u wanna see me play ill show anyone my skills other then that get off my dick cuz if it was wet u would be slipping
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| Stevens 4
April 5, 2012
4:18:16 PM
Entry #: 3892463
| Yup. Now I think you get it. Now work on your fat jokes.
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| Stevens 4
April 5, 2012
4:28:32 PM
Entry #: 3892469
| ok...that was a relapse
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| lb4lb-7
April 5, 2012
6:50:38 PM
Entry #: 3892537
| look, it has run its course and is no longer entertaining..dutilly. thats my new guess.
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