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TOPIC: POUND4POUND |
| Unclemertog
June 11, 2012
11:03:52 PM
Entry #: 3930707
| This man may just be the sickest pitcher in softball with the filthiest, nasty junk in the league. I had the privilege and honor of catching for LB4LB this weekend and was able to get a birds eye view of the disgusting stuff this man was throwing. Just like the immortal Babe called his infamous home run shot so too did LB4LB call a strike out in this game. Just prior to throwing the nastiest pitch I have ever seen and making the batter miss by a mile, he walked over to the shortstop and said prepare to witness my first strikeout today. Sure enough all I saw was the ball seemingly wobble (like a knuckler) as it approached the batter, and it simply smiled and waved as it dropped out of the air while the batter swung viciously at it missing it by a mile. Sick, Filthy Stuff that legends are made of.
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| guapo
June 12, 2012
12:15:48 AM
Entry #: 3930737
| The only question here is, how many years of drastically reduced or free coverage was promised to you for this glowing endorsement?
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| DeMonti
June 12, 2012
7:40:30 AM
Entry #: 3930787
| the other question is, how many times after the game did you suck his cock? are you guys dating now or just banging? that was awful.
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| lb4lb-7
June 12, 2012
9:25:12 AM
Entry #: 3930850
| Thanks MERT!! I think it was you....as catcher..that made all the difference. Ive been throwing to Englebert ( stevens ) OR Futilly for so long I expect the return throw to bounce or roll to the mound and go over my head to JC or JD. Often times the ball comes back with mustard on it smelling like a beer. To say nothing of giving a half ass target....I cant take on Demonti..as , he is my personal hero. And , yes GUAPO, that ad was approved by and paid for by lb4lb sports
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| Unclemertog
June 12, 2012
1:24:19 PM
Entry #: 3931073
| You Got that one Mikey
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| Unclemertog
June 12, 2012
1:42:10 PM
Entry #: 3931087
| Hitting a LB4LB pitch can only be likened to being able to hit the Prince...
Yeah it's kind of like that
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| lb4lb-7
June 12, 2012
2:03:50 PM
Entry #: 3931107
| are you implying that demonti looks like MCLUVIN?
Oh my.....
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| DeMonti
June 12, 2012
2:57:08 PM
Entry #: 3931152
| i will now change my name to mcluvin as he is awesome, sports a fake id, hangs with a bunch of cops getting wasted and shooting guns at things on duty, and if you remember correctly, bangs a hottie as well, a man after my own hart, not to mention the fact that he did not at any point blow a dude or try and date him after a sunday morning softball game, AWESOME!!! thanx for the encouraging words.
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| lb4lb-7
June 12, 2012
3:40:14 PM
Entry #: 3931189
| and there you have it. My hero. Nobodys better than Demonti. And look...look and his bespectacled smiley face. Awesome.
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| Unclemertog
June 12, 2012
4:26:56 PM
Entry #: 3931237
| Oh Yeah Definitely McLovin
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| Unclemertog
June 12, 2012
4:29:10 PM
Entry #: 3931239
| Only a true legitimate Bad Ass rides a bike! McLovin Rules!!!!
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| DeMonti
June 12, 2012
5:13:24 PM
Entry #: 3931277
| hahahahhahaahahahaha yup and doesnt suck dick you forgot that part hahahahahahaha priceless
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| DeMonti
June 12, 2012
5:22:23 PM
Entry #: 3931285
| and honestly mert, lets hear it lol, what or how much did bobby offer you or what did you have to do to come on hear and toss his salad like that? free insurance for life or a large monetary sum
? come on spill it
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| Unclemertog
June 12, 2012
5:36:34 PM
Entry #: 3931295
| Mikey I cannot divulge that information! I'm under strict contract not to say a word, but damn these warm up jackets are nice.
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| GQBOSS_38_
June 12, 2012
11:11:33 PM
Entry #: 3931462
| I just can't wait to SMASH on lb4oz's INFAMOUS "RKG"
... He got me good with the bigger than life size big head glamour shot cutout, but if he doesn't call out sick, or Hav an unforseen insurance seminar in ohio during our playoff mtg, Imna put an old fashioned SMASHING on his "RKG"..
....#EWWWW!
_team GQ_(all up in yur nightmares)
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| T Mac
June 12, 2012
11:22:05 PM
Entry #: 3931468
| Where is my gear? That is the true question. i have a message saved from inch4inch himself... your gear will be there friday ( that was a month ago )
MCLOVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Unclemertog
June 12, 2012
11:25:32 PM
Entry #: 3931471
| My boy T-Mac in the house. Heard you moved away and became a Mormon or some shit like that?
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| Unclemertog
June 12, 2012
11:43:24 PM
Entry #: 3931476
| 
Ernie, T-Mac, Mert and Ian
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| lb4lb-7
June 13, 2012
9:51:05 AM
Entry #: 3931604
| http://www.leaguelineup.com/gamesum_baseball.asp?url=coventry&sid=45556710&GameID=9507143
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| lb4lb-7
June 13, 2012
10:02:24 AM
Entry #: 3931610
| copy and paste that URL and see were it takes you Busta . I am working on a new pitch for the playoffs , should we meet again. Named: 30 Pack. After your ab...its back to the dugout and as tradition has it, you owe the team a 30 pack. Of course, I dont remember the last time I got jeremy out or Dan R or Saballa...oh wait, yes I do. April 25 2010.
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| DeMonti
June 13, 2012
12:06:46 PM
Entry #: 3931739
| i was very dissappointed that lb4lb was not present for our game a few sundays ago, i wanted to have dirty sex with that joke of a rkg pitch, i beleive he has gotten me out 3 times in 8 years with that meatball, dont know how anyone is fooled by that, smash it to right, sit and wait for it to move the inch that it moves and crush it, my daughter could hit that queer pitch.
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| cknight
June 13, 2012
1:30:19 PM
Entry #: 3931811
| Mikey, i too think i might have had some success against the legendary pitch also.
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| Stevens 4
June 13, 2012
1:38:39 PM
Entry #: 3931815
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| lb4lb-7
June 13, 2012
1:46:21 PM
Entry #: 3931823
| ouch. that wasnt the RKG. or the 30 Pack. I never get Knight or Lesniak or Demonti out. Ever. But, who does? And Knight, you walk around and complain about called strikes like Kevin Youkalis and scare the umpires into making me throw you meatballs. Thank God GQ will be knocking you guys out before you get to the finals this year
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| lb4lb-7
June 13, 2012
2:00:08 PM
Entry #: 3931832
| that was only one of 5 Knight HRs that day. Stevens has the walk off video i think...Stevens?...might as well post it.
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| Stevens 4
June 13, 2012
2:00:54 PM
Entry #: 3931833
| I remember rolling a few grounds past D-Train 2 years ago and finishing 2-2 against you....
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| cknight
June 13, 2012
2:02:29 PM
Entry #: 3931834
| We look forward to the rematch if there is one as well.
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| cknight
June 13, 2012
2:14:44 PM
Entry #: 3931839
| You know i never complain about strikes. And this year I pretty much swing at everything hence my average looking a lot more like yours
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| lb4lb-7
June 13, 2012
2:19:24 PM
Entry #: 3931848
| Ok, so I dont get Stevens out either. Jesus, I get some people out. Fucking buzz killers.
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| DeMonti
June 13, 2012
8:01:01 PM
Entry #: 3932030
| well maybe if you gave me what you gave mert id come on here and blow you too, but untill then, your pitch blows and one word i will say that will piss you off as well, LIZ, hahaahaha got you!!!!
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| T Mac
June 13, 2012
10:50:39 PM
Entry #: 3932116
| Mert I did move, im not a mormon.... i like beers to much. But i am playing out here, and got a better job. Hope things are good with you.
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| GQBOSS_38_
June 14, 2012
8:16:53 AM
Entry #: 3932205
| It's true oz4oz, I did Hav my personal worst performance this season vs the Botelho Bombers ...was it the postcard? Was it the alcohol, or lack of? Was it the fact that I was overly anxious to SMASH on our last years rivals? ...giving all benefits of doubt, it WASN'T the pitching!, ...Lmao...it was ME, I was off that day, admittedly, I was staring at the huge handsome "picture" leaning on yur dugout, not the midget trying too hard, sweating bullets 'pitcher' on the mound.
...yes, u can say, u got me, that day. But being the team player that i am, it really doesn't matter, Bcuz TEAM GQ as a whole, ate up those meatballs like a Sunday buffet, all u can eat!
I won't say wear a helmet or body armour for our next matchup, ill just leave u with this....ONLY 3/4 of our roster SMASHED on those RKGs last time, the next time it'll be MUCH worse for u to defend those cream puff pitches...our mid season form is kicking in & the playoffs, barring any backdoor antics Shouldb a treat!..
(I can donate tee shirts, hats & charity to accepting umpires too.)
I might even take the officials to the Chinese spa, BEAT THAT!
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| DeMonti
June 14, 2012
12:39:47 PM
Entry #: 3932380
| nice work busta, maybe that will end all the blowjobs on this site and we can get back to being hetero and talk softball smack on thesmack board instead of " oh your so good, wow your so good, man your the best, can i suk your cock you were so good", site still sucks tho, mclovin out!
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| Unclemertog
June 14, 2012
1:32:10 PM
Entry #: 3932425
| T-Mac Good to hear from you brother. Glad to see you're still kicking around the site. All is well so far, been far too busy though. Keep in touch brother!
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| lb4lb-7
June 15, 2012
9:15:52 AM
Entry #: 3932810
| Listen Zohan, hit it up the middle all day long. You swing like you are a blindfolded chubbly mexican 'tard chopping at a pinata full of coconut flan. Now, as for the rest of the Gay Quahogs...I will be concerned if they make similar threats because its one laser hitting mfer after another in that lineup. See you soon. Sorry to hear of Henry Hills passing, btw.
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| GQBOSS_38_
June 15, 2012
10:27:36 AM
Entry #: 3932860
| Bahaha...portugee pinyataz!!.. Imna knock the lolipops outta ya!!!...
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| Unclemertog
June 15, 2012
11:15:52 AM
Entry #: 3932882
| You don't want none of this, though he may be small he be mighty!!
Thats one mean little portagee
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| lb4lb-7
June 15, 2012
11:34:29 AM
Entry #: 3932890
| holy shit thats fuckin funny!!! I cant work now. And thats just about right, isnt it? Welcome back Mert . Thank God we got you , my hero and the GQB posting.....that video is as good as the one Knight had of me dancing at the CM celebration party 2010. Now lets pick on Stevens for christs sake
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