Player Profile

  • Gabriel Ganor


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    Bio: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon luge lessons. In the spring we''d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it''s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

BATTING STATISTICS

Date Opponent AVGGPABRH2B3BHRRBIBBKHBPSBSHSFTBOBPSLG
2015/8/16 Ireland's 32 RockHounds .000140000000000000.000.000
2015/8/9 Ireland's 32 RockHounds .000140000000100000.000.000
2015/8/2 Agua Dulce Reds .333131110000100002.333.667
2015/7/26 Burbank Gators .250142100001104001.400.250
2015/7/12 Valley Angels .000131000001000000.250.000
2015/6/28 Los Angeles Diablos .500142201020000004.5001.000
2015/6/21 Fairfax Pirates .750140300020100013.600.750
2015/6/14 Santa Monica Storm .500140200000000002.500.500
2015/6/7 Verdugo Tigers .333131100001101101.500.333
2015/5/31 Beachwood Canyon Bucs .000130000000000000.000.000
2015/5/17 Agua Dulce Reds .333131100000001001.333.333
2015/5/3 Burbank Gators .333131100001201001.500.333
2015/4/26 Ireland's 32 RockHounds .333130110001000002.500.667
2015/4/19 Valley Angels .000130000000010000.250.000
2015/4/12 Los Angeles Diablos .333130110000200002.333.667
2015/3/29 Fairfax Pirates .000130000000201000.000.000
2015/3/22 Santa Monica Storm .333131100000001101.333.333
2015/3/15 Verdugo Tigers .000130000001100000.250.000
2015/3/8 Beachwood Canyon Bucs .500141201011000004.6001.000
Total .266196411173205712192124.342.375

DEFENSIVE STATISTICS

Date Opponent GPPOAEFPctCSSB
6/28/2015 Los Angeles Diablos 00000.00000
3/8/2015 Beachwood Canyon Bucs 00000.00000
Total 00000.00000

PITCHING STATISTICS

Date Opponent GPGSIPRERHBBHBKCGWLSERA
6/7/2015 Verdugo Tigers 101.000000100000.00
5/3/2015 Burbank Gators 101.000130000000.00
Total 202.000130100000.00