Sunday Bloody Sunday

The orange fence was sharp as barbed wire. The strike zone stood ominously, worn from years of assault. The bats leaned against the fence, ready for violence. The scarred projectiles cackled as they plotted. Dark clouds gathered as the Deputy examined his work.

He had created a killing field.

Age Before Beauty

PRESTON SAHABU, Chicken ‘n’ Wiffles

After a soft opening week featuring only four teams, a full eight squads were in action before the Memorial Day Break. Each matchup featured relatively new blood against a much more established opponent. Each game of each matchup ended by the mercy rule.

Since blowouts are not much fun to cover with actual recaps, the games will be presented with a series of bad headlines.

Goose egg: CNW can’t get one across the pâté

Chicken ‘n’ Wiffles 0 || Walks with Four Balls 17

WWFB ganders around the bases

Walks With Four Balls 22 || Chicken ‘n’ Wiffles 6

(Not) Nice.

68ers 3 || 100% Real Juice 18

This is not a typo

100% Real Juice 37 || 68ers 6

Mercy, Mercy, Mercy

Cannonball Coming 12 || Purple Haze 2

Cannonball Adderley gets an encore

Purple Haze 3 || Cannonball Coming 13

Deuces Wild

RBI Steaks 22 || Sons of Pitches 2

Scorebook found empty, commissioner prepares for headache

Sons of Pitches || RBI Steaks [POSTPONED]

The Final Word

To the teams who had a great showing:

Keep doing what you’re doing and go for that title!

To the teams who had a rough go of it:

We’re going to play each other eventually, and that’s going to be a ton of fun.