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TOPIC: Green Mill vs Shark |
| Ryan Naughton
July 7, 2006
8:20:01 AM
Entry #: 1546642
| I would like to thank the Shark for helping me become one step closer to becoming the best player on the best team in the league.
Naughton for Naughton '06
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| Farva
July 7, 2006
8:53:38 AM
Entry #: 1546702
| I think we should all take a minute and thank Ryan for making our pathetic lives worth living!
We would be nothing without you Ryan, God bless your soul!
Naughton for Naughton!
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| kyle lohse
July 7, 2006
9:16:42 AM
Entry #: 1546743
| johan never brags like this. naughton you're a punk!
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| Ryan Naughton
July 7, 2006
11:41:24 AM
Entry #: 1547081
| I never really thought about it, but my life would be pretty pathetic without my baseball accomplishments.
Naughton for Naughton '06
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| Horns
July 7, 2006
12:01:18 PM
Entry #: 1547109
| You're life WOULD be pathetic? hmmmmmm.
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| Old Guy
July 7, 2006
12:23:51 PM
Entry #: 1547162
| My life is much richer now that I've had the opportunity to witness Naughton's wizardry in person. Reminds me of a young Rod Volkers.
If there's not an age limit, this old guy's on the bandwagon. Naughton for Naughton.
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| Ryan Naughton
July 7, 2006
12:49:00 PM
Entry #: 1547215
| What about Rod Volkers being an older lesser Ryan Naughton?
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| RyanNaughton
July 7, 2006
1:18:35 PM
Entry #: 1547283
| Who is this fake "Ryan Naughton" with a space posing as me? I swear I'll call Steve Payne to have him find out your IP Address and tell your boss.
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| kyle lohse
July 7, 2006
1:22:47 PM
Entry #: 1547297
| two ryan naughtons? are we gonna need a "co-naughton" award this year?
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| RyanNaughton
July 7, 2006
1:28:51 PM
Entry #: 1547315
| Nope there is only one real RyanNaughton and that is me. Just so you know it's me, my secret to no hitting the shark: Wiping my vagina juice on the ball for extra movement.
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| Ryan Naughton
July 7, 2006
1:33:39 PM
Entry #: 1547330
| Just so you guys know.....I am not hung like a horse....they are hung like me!
Naughton for Naughton
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| RyanNaughton
July 7, 2006
1:37:22 PM
Entry #: 1547337
| Wait a minute... I'm hung like Chuck Norris.
I gave each Tri City Shark hitter a round house kick to the face.
Naughton for Gay Rights '06
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| YAZ
July 7, 2006
1:38:34 PM
Entry #: 1547338
| Does this mean they're all hermaphrodites! Vagina and Penis together = ? I guess you really can go f**k yourself!
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| RyanNaughton
July 7, 2006
1:40:53 PM
Entry #: 1547344
| YAZ what team do you play for? I'm sure you couldn't hit my Vagina Ball.
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| Ryan Naughton
July 7, 2006
1:43:03 PM
Entry #: 1547352
| I bet Yaz wishes he was a herm. It would give you a chance to get laid by something other than your hand. So how often do you sit on your hand and play the "stranger?"
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| Jordan Roering
July 7, 2006
1:53:07 PM
Entry #: 1547385
| I am so confused right now, which one is the "real" Ryan Naughton.
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| SvenSundgaard
July 7, 2006
1:55:44 PM
Entry #: 1547392
| The one without the space.
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| SvenSundgaard
July 7, 2006
1:58:25 PM
Entry #: 1547396
| As for being a former player in the Park National League, I'm impressed with the intense rivalries across the river.
However, if I played in Saint Paul, the forcast would be for raining home runs from yours truly.
Sven
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| RyanNaughton
July 7, 2006
2:10:20 PM
Entry #: 1547420
| I'm the Real Naughton. We have two posers posing as me, God.
I wonder how many more celebrities are going to come on this site to support the Naughton Campaign.
Naughton to Save the Sharks '06
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| YAZ
July 7, 2006
2:12:38 PM
Entry #: 1547428
| Naughty...
All your speech proves is that you are ambidextrous. Does this mean that you imagine both a guy and a girl at the same time when you're alone! Are you on your back or on top?
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| RyanNaughton
July 7, 2006
2:15:29 PM
Entry #: 1547433
| What kind of post is that Yaz? Last time I checked this forum was for baseball.
I demand Steve Payne to find out who this Yaz character is! Better not be another tax accountant.
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| Ryan Naughton
July 7, 2006
2:22:43 PM
Entry #: 1547452
| Stop impersonating me! Everyone knows I don't care about other topics on this thing. The topic of me owning everyone in this league is getting old anyways. Watching Rick Brousseau play is like shooting pool with a rope.
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| RyanNaughton
July 7, 2006
2:33:47 PM
Entry #: 1547481
| You stop impersonating me! I own Saint Paul, I own all the imposters who pose as me and I own the key to the city of St. Paul.
My teammates are lucky to have a well-hung stud like me on their team. See you in the showers.
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| Ryan Naughton
July 7, 2006
3:00:55 PM
Entry #: 1547536
| Yes, I do take showers with other men.
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| Brian Naughton
July 7, 2006
3:27:05 PM
Entry #: 1547583
| What is going on today? I know that I'm a god among men, but wow. Yaz, see you in the shower.
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| RyanNaughton
July 7, 2006
4:14:11 PM
Entry #: 1547672
| Does anyone know where I can find Shark Wine Glasses? I'm trying to collect all 8 with different complaints on them.
I only have the one that say's "Ryan Naughton is God, he shouldn't be able to throw in league play"
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| Brian Naughton
July 7, 2006
4:38:44 PM
Entry #: 1547718
| Bro, it would have been funnier if you'd have said Shark Whine Glasses.
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| RyanNaughton
July 7, 2006
4:42:41 PM
Entry #: 1547728
| That's what I meant, "Whine Glasses." Again, Ryan Naughton types 226 words a minutes. He can't do everything.
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| YAZ
July 7, 2006
5:42:08 PM
Entry #: 1547848
| But you are ambidextrous! You can hold on to two balls at once and then throw the curve!
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