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Author TOPIC: JR"S VOTED BEST LOOKING SQUAD IN LEAGUE
bigd

July 26, 2006
11:55:47 AM

Entry #: 1581621
POLL WAS TAKEN LAS WEEK AND JR"S WON BY A LANDSLIDE OVER THE BOYS FROM THE PUB.

Uncle Mertog

July 26, 2006
11:39:56 PM

Entry #: 1583199
We look ugly, we play ugly, and we win ugly. No question none of us are going to be in G.Q. magazine anytime soon...just as long as we are competitive I'll be happy.

Hell, when your as ugly as I am you don't worry about putting your mug in the path of the ball and knocking that bad boy down, and making the play with your face. I'm dangerous I tell ya....Like Mike Anthony from Van Halen used to say...I'm in this business to hurt myself and other people.


Ryno

July 27, 2006
8:25:10 AM

Entry #: 1583625
Who were the panel of judges? Let me guess. All the team's mothers right?

Uncle Mertog

July 27, 2006
12:36:07 PM

Entry #: 1584084
No question some of my guys could definately be in "Geico" commercials.

Bid D: "We apologize, we had no idea you ugly bastards were still around."

D Hopkins: "Next time do a little research"

Waiter: "Are you ready to order"

"Mertog;" I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa"

D Hopkins: "Nothing for me, I don't have much of an appetite"


Ryno

July 27, 2006
2:21:55 PM

Entry #: 1584379
Am I the only one that thinks the guy that said he had no appitite was the first gay neanderthal man? He looks like he is ready to pop into a hissy fit.

Uncle Mertog

July 28, 2006
12:46:27 AM

Entry #: 1585672
Ryno....yes he was actually the first gay known to man, he had a show called "Queer Eye for the Cave Guy"

ron

July 29, 2006
2:27:15 AM

Entry #: 1587891
u all are ugly

Fashion Guru

July 29, 2006
9:29:28 AM

Entry #: 1588018
Grow a mullet chicks love it

Uncle Mertog

July 29, 2006
1:39:57 PM

Entry #: 1588273
You have to have a Mullet and the "Ron Jeremy-bad 1970's porn mustache" to make it work.

Ryno

July 31, 2006
8:15:43 AM

Entry #: 1590169
I have the hairy chest and fat belly of Ron Jeremy. That is where the similarities end.

Uncle Mertog

July 31, 2006
12:51:48 PM

Entry #: 1590852
I feel your pain my brother!

EW33

July 31, 2006
1:54:29 PM

Entry #: 1591062
you're not fat ryno just not as agile as you once were. i'd still do ya!

Ryno

July 31, 2006
2:05:57 PM

Entry #: 1591104
Thanks Ernie but somehow I am not comforted knowing you want to do me.

Uncle Mertog

July 31, 2006
11:44:44 PM

Entry #: 1592428
Okay Ewwwwwwww!

Mac

July 14, 2008
7:42:02 PM

Entry #: 2830121
and we thought the website and the men that grace the pages have grown. so i go back to a post almost 2 years old by dutilly probably the best looking guy on JR's at the time with no real teeth, u have mertog chiming in about how the pub and his guys have ugly mugs but go out and win. ryno comparing himself to ron jeremy minus the 50 foot dong ernie sayin he wants to do guys...... so i got to thinkin whats really changed in 2 years... well JR's is no more, pub and ert have seperated, other than that mert has a bunch of guys who go out and put there bodies and faces in front of the ball and win games, ryno is still in the process of taking those pills that make u "larger" and im not talkin lifting weights wise, dutilly still has no teeth and is by far the best looking gu on VFW with no teeth and ernie is still gay and tellin guys he would do them. however smitty is chimed in a bit more nowadays and we have pictures to bust balls not just words. great website and great group of guys. just watch out for ernie he would still do ya hahha

Ryno

July 14, 2008
9:00:45 PM

Entry #: 2830217
Good call Mac. Pretty much the same.

Smitty

July 15, 2008
3:22:04 AM

Entry #: 2830578
alright mac you got me. and great job bringing up some history. the beauty of the site is that everything is on record now.

ill vote for botelho as best looking team this year. the proof is in the lady friends.


Smitty

July 15, 2008
3:25:29 AM

Entry #: 2830579
and before you a-holes ask why im posting at 3:22:04 its because i just finished posting all your stats and updating all of your site. so before you rip me (gopher) about where i should be right now, think about how happy you are that you barely have to work today because you have all this new info to catch up on and write about. there would be more, but people are starting to slack on stats.

gopher

July 15, 2008
9:39:52 AM

Entry #: 2830756
Smitty
Thats is the nicest thing that you have ever said to me. I take back all the nasty things that i might have said to you...

P.S. Hi Kate


lb4lb

July 15, 2008
6:07:16 PM

Entry #: 2831693
someone drive by stevens house. He didnt show up sunday and hasnt posted yet this week. This doesnt look good. He was just one truck stop burrito away from a heart attack and Christ it might have happened.

hodde

July 15, 2008
7:54:05 PM

Entry #: 2831847
ians to smart for summer school thats why he can post at 300 oclock in the morning and kate is sleeping

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