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TOPIC: '07 Predictions |
| 1e
April 18, 2007
12:13:39 PM
Entry #: 2081508
| Let's hear some good ones...
Pistol & Bert will be at 90% of the games, at least. The GM will be at about 30% of the games.
Shroom will be one hell of a 3rd base coach.
Shroom will shut down Wolf Lake, but will give up a huge bomb to Breitbach in the popples.
Chuke will ask if he can pitch from 2nd base to make it easier on the other team.
2 players, not 1, will puke during the St. Cloud tourney.
Ben will hit a HR.
Puck will steal a base.
Drew will steal home.
Meyer will continue to roll in with Metallica and /or Megadeth blaring in the Jeep.
Midway will be back in state
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| Hamms Premium
April 18, 2007
12:46:46 PM
Entry #: 2081612
| 1e will average 1.75 "kickstands" per game
Eino will charge the mound
Harley will take 80 cuts per bp round
Jamo will hit for the cycle...twice and record eight hits all the year
Dusty will bat .750
Etter will get in three fights
Payton will hit the biggest wood bat bomb ever @ Nevis
Shroom will bat .087
Ben will pitch
I'll find my baum bat
Hog will plow someone at the plate every game and get ejected
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| Puck
April 18, 2007
2:43:29 PM
Entry #: 2081932
| looks like someone is bored at work today, luckily for you floyd it is just nasty outside today
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| C-Bass
April 18, 2007
3:32:06 PM
Entry #: 2082081
| there will be 5 minutes of bp left at all times throughout the year. no more, no less
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| Dusty Cash
April 18, 2007
5:54:37 PM
Entry #: 2082519
| Shroom Lyle and Chuke will all yell at each other the whole season.
Albert will mooch at least 180 beers after games.
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| Del Griffith
April 18, 2007
8:55:55 PM
Entry #: 2083018
| steve will make $50 getting foul balls
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| Niner
April 18, 2007
9:00:47 PM
Entry #: 2083036
| Slick will "unretire".
Etter will get his games in, go to the Northwoods league then realize it isn't worth it and come back to the Birds.
Brad will play for the madison mallards.
Final Record: 30-12.
Shroom will hit a dinger.
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| pistol
April 18, 2007
10:52:02 PM
Entry #: 2083363
| we will hear im so fn hung over ten million times
mike and myself will sleep in the parking lot atleast twice once in PERHAM
ill get wasted and piss off the team 4 times
zach will say lets get fired up 30 TIMES
468 beers drank in st cloud
mike says f..k after striking out 49 times
pistol plays 0 times
and in some weird way dusty cash hits a bomb off chuke
rainbow out
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| Maco
April 19, 2007
5:28:08 AM
Entry #: 2083610
| steve will get ran over chasing a foul ball by meyer who is cranking symphony, head banging and playing air drums on his steering wheel..
the poppels will get cut down by larry and turned into a church parking lot
the rock pile will mysteriously vanish only to be found on shroomy's sauna stove
hanninen will eat approx 394 hot dogs, single handedly keeping the snurdbird banking account out of red numbers.
pistol will be saved for the '08 season logging zero playing time.
rusty, reggie, carl kiser will end the snurdbirds run at a state title with a combined no hit/ perfect game on the mound
HOVER AND ATTACK!
keep up the good work pistol, I didn't even know you knew how to use a computer...
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| 1e
April 19, 2007
10:31:52 AM
Entry #: 2084126
| Those are some good predictions there, all thought out quite well.
Steve will have competition from Relf.
The rainbow warrior will definitely get yelled at, at least 4 times.
Maco will make an appearance and join the Rock, and sit on top of the dugout for a game.
Pistol will take control of pre-game tunes and play "J.T." for us.
Dusty throws a no-hitter through 7, but gives up a bomb to Lundy
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| Puck
April 20, 2007
3:40:18 PM
Entry #: 2087883
| -space ghost will win the title of most hot dogs pounded in a season, make references to jazz musicians (ex. alan rubin) and he will finally deliver the most lethal move in pro wrestling to some deserving person (see “old milwaukee” the wrestling maneuver at wikipedia)
-shroomy will save a bundle on car insurance and gas money, and he will tell you to f* off , yes each and every one of you with a smile on his face
-guy will have a mohawk and get a request from dave mustain and megadeth to come and personally play “symphony of destruction” as he takes the mound
-jamo will have it his way
-jam will continue to inform us of how many outs there are before the first pitch of every inning out in the field
-a.p. will join the dark side
-biscuit will copyright his dance forcing us to pay him if we want to perform it
-B3 will only come to 20% of the games because he is the GM he built this team so he knows the outcome of every game
-junior will comeback to the birds this summer only to have shroomy fake cut him which he will think is serious, he will then play for Huntersville and get his revenge
-dusty cash will continue to be workhorse on the mound showing signs of pain and fatigue when really he isn’t working that hard, he will kick dirt in anger and his chest hair will be thick enough for him to be classified as a black bear
-yetti will kill me and give rooney the evil eye and assume first base uncontested
-slick 5 minutes! better hurry up
-bobby will continue to be the worst bat boy in the state with his main focus being a contender to hanninen hot dog eating crown, he will get 80 foul balls though giving him 80 quarters which I will then steal to buy 20 bucks worth of beer
-boo boo will be 8 feet tall
-knapp will still be 5’6” and some random person put of the blue will refer to him as steven
-boss will try whenever possible to be as wise and crafty as lou brown and as beat up as jake taylor
-cub will overheat, hit a pair of opposite field bombs and finally find that someone special to be a permanent waffle ball teammate
-boober will be the loudest fan in the L&P successfully defending his title
-jake shepersky will bring the jello shots
-chuke will get pissed off about many things (the opponents, his brothers), he will also strike oil in front of the pitching rubber at midway
-zach will settle down be a suit and tie guy and listen to the river95
-lumpy will steal plenty of bases but that total will not match the number of vehicles shroomy will drive this summer
-spike will continue to be a loyal fan bestest hitter award and all
-peyton will wear #67 at some point this season
-eino will get beaned and melt the pitcher who dares with a pulsating stare and keep truckin at the plate at about a .350 pace steady as she goes
-rooney will drive boss the to funny farm (not the one in midway) with his radical new approach to fielding
-rainbow brite (pistol) will be ready whenever boss needs him 36” mfn’ maple ready and willing, he will also continue to meet new and interesting people in the opposing dugout and exploring such extreme locations such perham with his good friend floyd and others experimenting the effects of gravity
-bert will be at every game get drunk and wish at work monday he had never heard of midway
-albert will bring vast amounts of beer and willingly give one or more to whoever wants one thanks to his prayers to baseball gods finally having been answered…
-tito will ump a game this season behind the plate, uggh
-the rock will try to get his hat back from f.ff.ffloyd, but he will fail, ya.y.yeah
-lyle will not get involved in any dispute between chuke and shroom instead secretly telling me they are both idiots
-meyer will set the world record for arm bicep flexing (left arm) in a day, month and year, he will also go through a case of high life air guitar bottles each game, good luck carol
-floyd will hit a bomb for pistol’s b-day, we will listen to tool before each game, he will spend the GDP of Russia gaming but will make up for by drinking the Russian supply of vodka, huMUGous will be busy so will billy joel playing “piano man” over and over again
-maco will come home this summer and again get filthy drunk on the river, throw a full beer at me at the beer garden but will shock everyone when he politely asks ron & liz to take him home at 7:30pm
-jahnke and the shockers will continue to dominate us
-the memorial day party will fizzle again but bert and pistol will retain their beer drinking relay running title
-the national tubing day will be devastatingly smashing good time as usual, heavy rains hail and all
-midway will dominate wolf lake on the baseball field, wolf lake liquor store, mls, regions, state, parking lot anywhere anytime you just name the time and place boone we’ll be there
-puck will finally graduate get a job get fired go back to school for 12 more years and keep livin’ l-i-v-i-n…
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| 1e
April 20, 2007
4:11:01 PM
Entry #: 2087966
| Wow.
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| Dusty Cash
April 20, 2007
5:05:21 PM
Entry #: 2088122
| Sounds like the average year at Midway
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| Maco
April 21, 2007
11:56:15 AM
Entry #: 2089199
| if you spent as much time in school as you did on that last post puck you would have graduated college in 2003!
Mike will come down with a case of the real mono (non drinking kind) and miss the whole regular season only to comeback and tear his MCL in his first at bat in the playoffs. requiring 30 extra shots in his knee bringing the total to 60 in one sitting
knapp will still claim to be 5'6'' when we all know he is barely cracking 5'3''... no wonder he loves those doc maertens boots so much
butch will push all in on a $3/$6 poker live game
moonjam will get burned down after jackyls performance ending the misery and not letting smashmouth ruin everyones weekend not to mention lives
shroom will all of a sudden develop a british accent and meyer will say the word retard a record 9 times in a one minute span..
pete will change his intro music from symphony to christina aguleira "genie in a bottle" just because
hogg will successfully set up a booth both before and after games selling insurance to the opposing teams
in a odds defying move, shroom, chuke, lyle and lemmy winks will move into a one bedroom apartment in the apartments by the nursing home to save money
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