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TOPIC: Soccer definitions |
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| Jim
May 3, 2007
9:22:54 AM
Entry #: 2116174
| Scoring: When 11 men spontaneously start dancing and kissing, regardless of any injuries, whilst 11 others droop like wallflowers
Striker: Faultless, overpaid, box hogging layabout who only misses the goal when he is fed a bad ball
Defender: Player who's function is to commit fouls just outside of the penalty area
Ball: Round object used by referees to entice players into comitting fouls
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| firedawg
May 4, 2007
8:20:18 AM
Entry #: 2118566
| .........
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| hobbes83
May 4, 2007
8:23:16 AM
Entry #: 2118577
| disregard firedawg's post, we are still trying to teach him what soccer "is."
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| firedawg
May 4, 2007
2:30:40 PM
Entry #: 2119521
| Look who's talking, Mr. 2 left feet.
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| hobbes83
May 5, 2007
9:22:38 AM
Entry #: 2120543
| yeah, I got nothing - - - LOL
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