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TOPIC: Ben Doane vs Ryan Naughton |
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| OrganDoaner
July 25, 2007
12:55:10 PM
Entry #: 2281399
| I just wanted to start debate and eventually clarify the better player, myself or Naughton.
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| King Kong
July 25, 2007
1:16:27 PM
Entry #: 2281445
| Neither, you both suck! Can we get a third option????
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| files
July 25, 2007
1:40:17 PM
Entry #: 2281517
| Agreed. No additional discussion needed.
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| TheRealBenDoane
July 25, 2007
2:29:19 PM
Entry #: 2281657
| Well Organ Doaner, interestingly enough, this has been a wide-spread and long-standing debate ever since Doane and Naughton could throw a baseball. Both were born on January 30, 1984 in the same hospital interestingly enough. They have been arch rivals ever since. To this day, it is argued on an annual basis, Whose birthday is better? Ryan has contested for 4 years now, "Ben, I am pretty sure I could beat the living sh!t out of you. Therefore, I think my birthday is better. If you cannot admit it, I will have to punch you in the face."
Due to Doane's superior coordination, athleticism and gifted arm strength, he was able throw a baseball 60 mph by the time he was 10 years old, whereas Naughton just recently was able to crack that speed. Also, just this past season, Doane went 2 for 3 with a walk against the south paw out of Tartan High School. This raised his career batting average against Naughton to a whopping .400. I will let everyone do the math from here.
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| files
July 25, 2007
2:45:48 PM
Entry #: 2281700
| No math necessary; you are both idiots.
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| King Kong
July 25, 2007
2:46:06 PM
Entry #: 2281702
| You are gay!!
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| TheRealBenDoane
July 25, 2007
2:52:44 PM
Entry #: 2281724
| A+ for originality on the part of King Kong and pedofiles. I wish I were that witty and clever.
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| King Kong
July 25, 2007
2:58:53 PM
Entry #: 2281742
| Who is ben doane and who is naughton?? I have never heard of either one of them other than on this site...You both suck! Who talks about themselves on a message board??? Get a life D-bag!!
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| BenDoane
July 25, 2007
3:14:59 PM
Entry #: 2281803
| I will say one thing. Ryan Naughton is a man of his word. He told me that he was going to throw me a first pitch, belt high, middle in last year, and he did, and I hit it for a single. This year, he told me that his first pitch to me will be an efus, and it was. Ryan Naughton is a stand up person, bottom line.
And by the way, he threw me out from left field to end the game after he pitched 6 innings.
Naughton for Naughton
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| Ryan Naughton
July 25, 2007
3:28:05 PM
Entry #: 2281841
| Geez King Kong.....not all of us can climb the Empire State Building. If you would stop swatting at helicopters maybe you would watch some ball and have heard of me.......
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| King Kong
July 25, 2007
3:41:13 PM
Entry #: 2281880
| maybe I will come watch you play at state...what number are you?
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| Ryan Naughton
July 25, 2007
3:56:19 PM
Entry #: 2281932
| #26 for the Roosters....Waiting for the state tourney might be a gamble this year. We'll see what happens.
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