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Tyson

August 9, 2007
6:23:24 PM

Entry #: 2309743
Pretty nice little feel good story even if you arent a Cards fan. The cardinals called up Rick Ankiel as an extra outfielder today. I'm sure everyone remembers what a promising pitcher he was supposed to be, then had the meltdown of catastrophic proportion. He said he was gonna make it back to the big leagues as an outfielder and no one gave him a chance. Before the call up he was leading the Minors in Homeruns with 32, but strikes out alot. ITs pretty cool that he made it all the way back through, now lets see what hes made of against big league pitchers!

Tyson

August 9, 2007
6:32:20 PM

Entry #: 2309757
Rick will be batting 2nd tonight, he took the place of Scott Spezieo, who is going to rehab or something for substance abuse. IT was kind of obvious since he was always out with some kind of "virus" but at least he came forward instead of killing over on the field or something....

burd

August 9, 2007
10:33:27 PM

Entry #: 2310127
and he went yard....go cards!!



August 10, 2007
12:07:15 AM

Entry #: 2310202
wow what a day for him, eh? great story!

kevin

August 10, 2007
6:32:50 PM

Entry #: 2311704
i think the cardinals have a drinking problem.

simplivitis

August 10, 2007
8:52:32 PM

Entry #: 2311847
THE CARDINALS HAVE MORE THAN A DRINKING PROBLEM!!
GO CUBBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YOUR FUNNY BUT YOU HAVE STINKY DOG FARTS

August 11, 2007
12:37:37 AM

Entry #: 2312053
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MAN WOW MAN SIMPLIVITS YOU ARE FUNNY WOW
HAHAHAHA I CANT GET OVER HOW FUNNY THAT IS!

DID YOU, DID YOU WRITE THAT YOURSELF?

THE SIMPLISITY OF IT, WOW UHHH YOU SHOULD UH WOW
LISTEN, LISTEN, I KNOW LENO SO IF THERES AN OPENING ON HIS SHOW ILL TELL HIM KNOW ABOUT YOU CAUSE ITS REALLY GOING DOWN THE CRAP SHOOT RIGHT NOW.
SERIOUSLY LIVITS STARTING WORKING ON YOUR MATERIAL CAUSE YOU ARE FUNNY I LIKE YOU. YOUR JOKES HUMOR ME. YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT IT IS? THAT YOU ALMOST DONT RECKONIZE IS AS ANOTHER JACK-ASS COMMENT BY A CUBS FAN HAHAHA ISNT THAT FUNNY. ALMOST AS FUNNY AS A HUNDERD YEAR DROUT RIGHT LIVITS? SERIOUSLY MY PEOPLE WILL CALL YOUR PEOPLE, TELL A JOKE TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD TO CAUSE THAT WOULD BE A UH REAL CROWD PLEASER!
HAHAHA IM STILL LAUGHING YOUR JUST SO FUNNY YOU PROBALLY HAVE A JOKE OF THE DAY TEAR OFF CALENDAR ON YOUR DESK AT WORK DONT YOU LIVITS?


SIMPLIVITIS

August 11, 2007
5:41:45 PM

Entry #: 2312534
ITS PRETTY SAD WHEN ALL THE CARDS MINOR LEAGUE SYSTEM CAN SEND THEM IS A WASHED UP PITCHER WHO COUND'T DO ANYTHING BUT THROW BALLS OVER THE FUCKING BACKSTOP AND THEN TURN HIM INTO AN OUTFIELDER. PLEASE BRO. ARE ALL YOU CARDINAL FANS REALLY PROUD OF THIS. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED, NOT PROUD. THE CUBS ARE THE BEST. AGAIN, GO CUBBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID I MENTION THAT THE CUBS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER. RICK ANKIEL SUCKS AND WILL GO DOWN LIKE A LIBERIAN TANKER!! JUST WAIT. HE WILL CHOKE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER CARDINAL PLAYERS DO EVERY NIGHT THEY PLAY. I'M READY FOR LENO SO GIVE HIM A CALL FOR ME!! HE'S PROBABLY A CUB FAN TOO!!!

Kevin

August 11, 2007
6:30:39 PM

Entry #: 2312567
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The cubs are the best team ever huh? WOW!
Good statment when theres 12 teams with a better record, not to mention saying a teams the best when there not even in first place of their divison. So are they the best team ever next to the one in front of them?
Thats impressive Livits.

I guess i am kinda proud of the Rick Ankiel story because its a good story. Anyone could appreacaite it unless you dont belivie in hard work and having to competley reinvent your game.
He belted 2 homeruns today and loaded the bases for phat Al. So far so good for ankiel. Whats not to like. He'll strike out a lot but so does Jimmy and Juan. Its nothing but good for the cardinals.

I guess I should ask you if your proud of Jason Marquis.
Or maybe I should ask if your proud of your drout.
Maybe i could ask if your proud of placing behind the Pirates last year.
I might even ask if your proud of all your teams losing from the last couple of decades.

I feel as a cardinals fan I have a lot to be proud of. We have guys at the end of there careers who are still playing well enough to keep us in this race. Im not saying for sure we'll be there come october but I will say were making in intresting.

So I pretty much welcome any comment from and Cubs fan cause i will bury it after all the only thing that needs to be said is:

10 RINGS!!!!!!!!!!


SIMPLIVITIS

August 11, 2007
6:52:53 PM

Entry #: 2312578
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ALL YOUR SPARE TIME. DID YOU FINISH HIGH SCHOOL. CUBS ARE BETTER!!!

hahahaha Kevin

August 12, 2007
12:05:14 AM

Entry #: 2312802
Are you serious?
You wanna know what i do in my spare time ok heres some of them:
swim,
play hockey,
rock climb,
repel,
golf,
baseball,
football,
beach volleyball,
frisbee
go to chruch
go to cardinals games
go to blues games
watch a lot of fsn
xbox 360
hang out with friends
work out
I run 8 miles 3 nights a week
roller blade
i used to skateboard
ride bikes
hiking
also i have my own cartoon
i had my own band
Im working to head the first ever roller hockey league in marion.
also i like to play pool
like playing darts.

So now you know a little bit about me. Also im going to school for marketing so yeah im in school thank you for the inquiry though its nice also i think the cubs got beat tonight right...15 to 2 is that correct Livitis? they are the best team ever you were right!


KEVIN

August 12, 2007
12:16:50 AM

Entry #: 2312809
also if I could say something about Ankiel,
he has played in 3 games for us he has 12 at bats, four runs scored,five hits, three homeruns, six runs batted in,14 total bases with only four strike outs. He is batting .417. I'd say thats just as good as picking up someone at the trade dead line.

This could be huge for this cardinals team.




August 12, 2007
8:21:48 AM

Entry #: 2312913
Give it a few weeks. He's not the natural.


K

August 12, 2007
10:33:42 AM

Entry #: 2313007
Yeah your right I agree that he probally wont keep these numbers for the remainder of the season. However he will probally have in around 20 to 25 rbis and maybe 10 or 15 homeruns which isnt bad at all for a guy who got called up in august.

Tyson

August 12, 2007
4:42:48 PM

Entry #: 2313333
Kevin-in your list of things you do, you forgot to add you get rocked by me in MLB and that I rock, just thought that should be in there.
And if the whole Ankiel story would have went down while he were wearing a cubs jersey, i would still think it was awesome, and Cubs fans would be calling him the next willie mays


Kevin

August 13, 2007
12:08:36 PM

Entry #: 2314573
Hey dummie,
Listen your still only up by 5 games. So once we contiune play im playing for a new purpose im playing for Jimbo, yeah winning the derby and taking the money wasnt good enough for me. I got his face tattoed on my lower back with an R.I.P. under that so i have a very homo tramp stamp. So get ready dummie cause i have a new lease on my MLB 2k7 life.

This time Im playing for a reason!

did that sound like dramatic, like the intro to a movie trailer or something cause thats what i was going for. Like that would flash on to the screen and then there would be like this bad ass monotage and it would just be clips of like a team who was struggleing to unite, until a tradgic death in the family brings them together. To fight agaisnt other baseball teams an a acient evil....THE FATE OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON THE 3-2 PITCH!!
maybe that could be the teaser trailer i dunno but this movie has baseball and guns and for some reason suppuratic clips of Steven Segal from other movies that will be incoprarted into this one. So this movie hits a theather near you 4/24/2012 so go watch it!
Its called: DONT WAIT FOR DAVEY!
Its probally gonna be rated R or worse because i have a hard time writting diagloue without cussing!


Kevin

August 13, 2007
12:38:24 PM

Entry #: 2314638
Heres a list of the people who are in my movie.
* the people in all CAPS are the people who Steven Segal has requested to kill in the movie.

JA RULE
50 CENT
THE PRESIDENT
THE VICE PRESIDENT
TYSON
CLOEE
JESSICA BIEL
ADAM SANDLER
LEONARDO FROM THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
OPTIMUS PRIME
WOLVERINE
SHILA BUFF
CHUCK NORRIS
FOR SOME REASON HIS WIFE
THE LITTLE CEASERS GUY
SPARTAKIS
JAMES BOND
LOU FORD
THE MONKEYS FROM THE VIDEO THANKS FOR THE MEMORYS FROM FALL OUT BOY
MARK WALBURG
THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK.

I kept telling him that this guy was already deceased but he really wanted to get STEVE IRWIN

Then after this converstation he said he would no longer do the movie if he couldnt kill me.

So evidently my baseball movie has mutants preisdents giant robots Shila buff the new kids on the block and a teenage mutant ninja turtle...

ENJOY THE MOVIE!!!!



SIMPLIVITIS

August 13, 2007
6:03:15 PM

Entry #: 2315361
HEY KEVIN,

HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME TO DO ALL THAT STUFF WHEN YOU ARE ON THIS WEBSITE ALL OF THE TIME. YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY DO ALL OF THAT STUFF WHEN YOU DO NOTHING BUT TYPE ON THE COMPUTER. I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD FINISH HIGH SCHOOL BEFORE YOU GO ON IN MARKETING. IT COULD BE VERY BENEFICIAL IN YOUR SUCCESS. JUST REMEMBER, 3RD GRADE MATH CAN BE PRETTY TOUGH SOMETIMES IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT TO MUCH. JUST TAKE YOUR TIME. A BASKET WEAVING CLASS MIGHT BE MORE OF YOUR SPEED. MAYBE THEY OFFER THAT AS AN ELECTIVE. ASK YOUR COUNSELOR. GO CUBS!!


hahaha

August 13, 2007
7:05:06 PM

Entry #: 2315456
hahaha ok, thank you for the advice. Good looking out livitis.

Kevin

August 13, 2007
7:06:54 PM

Entry #: 2315460
Also you seem a little upset about something call me and we can talk through it.

694-5584


SIMPLIVITIS

August 13, 2007
8:53:59 PM

Entry #: 2315621
NO! I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!! WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER YOUR PHONE WHEN I TRIED TO CALL YOU!!

ONE THING KEVIN

August 13, 2007
9:23:48 PM

Entry #: 2315683
PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE. YOUR STATS ARE INCREDIBLY LOW FOR C LEAGUE. WOW!!! MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOME SPARE TIME YOU COULD GET THEM UP. I FORGOT, YOU HAVE NO SPARE TIME.

Kevin

August 13, 2007
10:47:43 PM

Entry #: 2315833
Um what? I dont play slow pitch softball so I really dont know what your talking about. I think this whole time you've been thinking Im someone else.

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