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TOPIC: Mert's Picks Week 3 |
| Uncle Mertog
September 20, 2007
6:53:29 PM
Entry #: 2380178
| “Week 3 Mert’s Picks”
Well I finally got my computer back from “The Wife” and I’m ready to make my predictions for this week.
#1. Eaton vs. Charlie’s Place: You never know who is going to show up for Charlie’s place from week to week, so it makes picking them very difficult to do. However, Eaton seems to be playing pretty well this season and is constantly improving. I’m going with a split in this one in two very close calls.
#2. Coventry Fire vs. Precision: Precision seems to have a pretty decent little team out there right now and will definitely make some noise in this fall ball season. Firefighters are still struggling right now and I think Precision will take two with ease in this one.
#3. Sunset and A+: I’m giving the edge to Sunset in this one, simply because they have more experience at this point. A+ is definitely making a name for themselves and has been a great addition to the league, but this week Sunset is too much. Sunset takes both.
#4. PNA vs. FarmDog: I’m going against my traditional “Man-Love” picks for the PNA this week and I’m calling for a sweep for the Farm Dog! I like what I am seeing from “The Hounds” and I think Bob has put together yet another very good team. Farm Dog takes the pair here.
#5. Stallions vs. Crowe: I don’t think there is any question in this one, Crowe is just way too much for the Stallions this week and takes the pair.
#6. Bothelo’s vs. Baxter’s: The defending league champs are still on a roll from the regular season and appear to be the team to beat once again. Ian has a great squad over there and he will get his “Once-a-Week” Mutha Fuckers to step it up again this week. Bothelo’s just keeps rolling, and wins this one by the “Hand of God” or Ian to be more specific.
#7. Joques and DelPadre: This one is going to be very interesting to see, and both teams have lineups that can really hit the ball. I’m going to have to call this one a split down the middle.
#8. Game of the Week : Jr’s and Pub: Well this one has all the makings of being a great 2 game series, and you know I love the boys over at Jr’s…it’s always a fun day when we get together. However, I have a secret weapon and took a page out of Smitty’s coaching book. Deep down in the dark chasms of the Pub’s new training facility, I have been employing all the training techniques that I learned from Smitty. I have used these techniques to inspire my team. Here is just a small glimpse of what Jr’s can expect this week.
“If you can take a wrench to the face, you can take a softball to the face”
Despite the amazing athletic ability of Mac….
It just won’t be enough this week! Pub is on a roll and Raymond/Jr’s….well…
Mac, Lemme, Rob, Dutilly…looking forward to seeing you guys this weekend! Mac, I don’t have the golf cart this week but I do have a pretty cool little go-cart to drive you in and out of the outfield with.
See You out there.
Mertog Out!
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| M.C.B
September 20, 2007
7:45:52 PM
Entry #: 2380246
| Mertog, I don't know about the Pub vs JR's, maybe we can win who knows. Are Brad and Steve Yankee making it there this week?
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| Smitty
September 20, 2007
8:32:17 PM
Entry #: 2380309
| we don't even know jrs or stallyns record going into this week since neither one can send over the 4 numbers from the 2 games last week....jrs should get a fat, blind, superstitious, bald guy to run there team. that kinda guy has nothing better to do then send in scores
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| Mac
September 20, 2007
8:38:19 PM
Entry #: 2380316
| in all fairness to dutilly he was in vegas and i try and remember the games but 1 i was hammered when i got to the feild and 2 i was hammered when i got home from the games after a stop at the crowe so i apologize for not getting them but jr's is 4 - 0 and looking to make it 6 - 0 with 2 big wins over the highly talented pub team but who knows thats why we play the games its good to see you have faith in your team again mert from now on i dont care if we are playing the boston red sox if we are playing im picking our team to win both no matter how bad it could screw up my statistics in the race for the best record between me and mert
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| Mac
September 20, 2007
9:16:23 PM
Entry #: 2380366
| Mert you are to much i just might show up to the feild dressed as the sparta king from 300 just to see what peoples reactions are haha and instead of yelling come on boys lets hit or lets play defense im just gonna scream THIS IS SPARTA all for you
1 Eaton vs Charlies well these games could be highly interesting seeing how for 1 i dont even know who is playing with charlies other than goat and a few of the regular harris guys and eaton like mert said was coming on strong towards the end of the year making me think they could steal 1 or even pull the ball right out from beneath charlies feet
damn you peppermint patty if eaton picks her up as one of the exempts they just might do it but im gonna go with a split on this one
2 Fire Fighters vs Precision well i havent seen either of these teams in fall yet, havent ever seen precision but from what mert says they seem to have a solid core of young ball players and unfortunately for the fire fighters there "fire power" and are a lil to tired from fighting the fires so precision takes 2 keep workin fire fighters it takes time
3 Sunset vs A+ well i finnally met the guys from a+ and i know the guys from sunset so im gonna go with a split right down the middle on this one and im hoping for the A+ guys sake that they dont gamble on indy to cover the spreads like they did last week tough loss hahaa sorry guys i have a feeling these games will b real nail bitters
4 PNA vs Farm Dog well i was talkin to a few of the pna guys the other nite and its just a struggle to take the feild as for the farm dog i dont know who theyve picked up ehre or there in the past 2 weeks but im gonna say that they come in and show the pna boys how to win farm style
5 stallions vs crowe well this one is not goin to b close at all unless the boys from the crowe forget where the feild is and dont show crowe takes to with ease as they circle there prey
6 bothelos vs baxters well the defending champs are still going strong into the fall league and arent lookin back there are often bumps in the road for champs tryin to stay on the winning track however i dont see this bump knockin the bothelo train off the tracks bothleos takes 2
Brakes we dont need no stinking brakes we keep rolling thru everyone
7 jokes vs del padre well these could b two real tough games however i know that del padre has a few of the moulton guys and has a quality squad im gonna go with del padre to dispose of the club called jokes in brutal fashion in atleast one game
del padre takes both
8 JR's vs Pub these are always entertaing games when we meet its the battle of the computer warlords here im gonna go with jr's coming up big and taking two from the pub and all the thanks go to my master mr meyagi
workin out in his dojo has really helped with my batting stance which is almost as natural as pamela andersons boobs
those two guys in the background are the umps for the games good thing she wont be there maybe we will actually get some calls go our way and mert i dont know how u knew i was practicing my karate on the streets but damn u u found my video i didnt want to show anyone that light pole kicking until i was ready THIS MEANS WAR HAHAHA see you sunday and good luck to everyone
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| Uncle Mertog
September 20, 2007
9:32:08 PM
Entry #: 2380392
| Mac, Pamela Anderson does nothing for me....this is more my speed, check out the moves on this Gem!
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| Uncle Mertog
September 20, 2007
9:33:01 PM
Entry #: 2380396
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| Mac
September 21, 2007
12:45:59 AM
Entry #: 2380696
| wow shes got the moves and the jiggle but shes definately not as fast as this guy...and doesnt have as nice of a bathing suit hahah
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| Uncle Mertog
September 21, 2007
1:30:17 PM
Entry #: 2381419
| Hey! You just gave me the new design for the Pub's uniforms next year....can't wait to see my boy's M.C.B and Carlo sporting those!
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| nate8
September 21, 2007
5:23:30 PM
Entry #: 2381910
| You boys in the Coventry league are sick!!! Finally I feel like I fit in.
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| Smitty
September 21, 2007
7:54:50 PM
Entry #: 2382095
| i love that the predictions are back.............any poll ideas??? im fresh out
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| Uncle Mertog
September 23, 2007
1:08:42 AM
Entry #: 2383398
| Glad to have you aboard the freak show here in Coventry Nate!!
Poll ideas? Hmmm, who would look better in a thong....Artie, Mac, Mertog or Ian?
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| Uncle Mertog
September 23, 2007
1:23:11 AM
Entry #: 2383412
| Mac, those guys in the picture aren't umps. They are way too intelligent looking to be ASA umps....now here is a picture of an ASA umpire!
Note how there aren't any discernible eyes and how the mouth is always moving, yelling at guys on the both benches to "knock it off" or "Hurry up, lets get this thing going...I have a girls softball game to go and ruin with my incompetence."
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