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TOPIC: I DO SO LIKE SHAVED BATS MY MAN (RL-2.4) |
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| DrSeuss
March 25, 2008
10:34:31 PM
Entry #: 2675023
| I do so like shaved bats my man (an ode to going ya ya)
I do so like shaved bats my man,
I do so like them, ya ya I am.
I would hit them on a tree.
I would hit them at your knee.
I would hit them here or there.
I would hit them anywhere.
I would hit them on my lawn.
I would hit them at your mom.
I do so like shaved bats my man,
I do so like them, ya ya I am.
I would hit them at your house.
I would hit them at your spouse.
I would hit them here or there.
I would hit them anywhere.
I would hit them when I itch.
I would hit them at your pitch.
I do so like shaved bats my man,
I do so like them, ya ya I am.
I would hit them when in rec.
I would hit them at your neck.
I would hit them here or there.
I would hit them anywhere.
I don’t lose sleep when I’m in bed,
Though I would hit them at your head.
I do so like shaved bats my man,
I do so like them, ya ya I am.
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| evadellpower
March 25, 2008
10:39:14 PM
Entry #: 2675026
| very funny. Not very nice, but very funny.
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| going ya ya
March 25, 2008
10:39:42 PM
Entry #: 2675027
| that was the greatest ever than you that makes me feel good but i dont use shaved bats in rec and i hit bats on a tree to break them
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| going ya ya
March 25, 2008
10:41:03 PM
Entry #: 2675029
| tht was good tho thank you softball groupie
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| cuyoma
March 26, 2008
9:33:48 AM
Entry #: 2675652
| Kind of a shame when, like deliberately hitting AT a pitcher; you still don't get it. Very sad.
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| iwant750
March 26, 2008
2:16:39 PM
Entry #: 2676189
| Nice Dr How about a Haiku
PLEASE GET ME A BAT
SHAVE IT YA YA IF YOU PLEASE
SORRY I KILLED YOU PITCH
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| hardlinedrives
March 26, 2008
2:29:16 PM
Entry #: 2676217
| Are you sure that's not 6 syllables in that last line?
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| hardlinedrives
March 26, 2008
2:35:29 PM
Entry #: 2676229
| It did paint the mental picture though. Think any offenders will get it?
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| iwant750
March 26, 2008
2:57:14 PM
Entry #: 2676265
| PLEASE GET ME A BAT
SHAVE IT YA YA IF YOU PLEASE
OOPS I KILLED YOU PITCH
ANY BETTER HARD LINES DRIVES?
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| moose13
March 26, 2008
3:14:54 PM
Entry #: 2676291
| Dr. Seuss, Love the poem!! Very imiganitive!!
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| moose13
March 26, 2008
3:17:57 PM
Entry #: 2676293
| My apologies, last post should be "imaginative"
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| hardlinedrives
March 26, 2008
4:35:43 PM
Entry #: 2676432
| Nice haiku. It makes the posted reading level a bit deceptive, but the visual drives your point home.
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| evadellpower
March 26, 2008
10:38:30 PM
Entry #: 2676934
| one deceptive name
evadellpower if you will
homerun is his game
love the poetry!
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| hardlinedrives
March 27, 2008
12:46:19 AM
Entry #: 2676980
| My new bat rattles
Sounds like a ticking time bomb
Three bills down the drain
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| hardlinedrives
March 27, 2008
12:50:44 AM
Entry #: 2676981
| TAO makes a Ruckus
Walk off the field Home Run Out
Should have touched 1st Base
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| DrSeuss
March 28, 2008
8:19:51 AM
Entry #: 2679224
| Gone Ya Ya
Where oh where has our ya ya gone,
Oh where oh where can he be?
With his bats so juiced,
And his grammar so wrong,
Oh where oh where can he be?
(Maybe n/a and him out taking BP?)
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