I found a way to have you guys pick the games week by week to keep a running score throughout the year and crown someone (we need a title). Check out the new PICKS section where you can enter your picks for week one. only enter once and you can't edit your picks SO please please enter your REAL NAME for the first questionand ONLY ENTER ONCE. im tabulating the results by hand so do me this favor. ENJOY!
Uncle Mertog
April 1, 2008 10:00:50 AM
Entry #: 2684747
Nicely Done Smitty!
Smitty
April 1, 2008 11:25:57 AM
Entry #: 2684945
thanks...this could be huge.
its been available for 9 hours and 10 people have submitted picks. and its not just all the regulars. some newbies have arrived!
EW33
April 1, 2008 11:26:35 AM
Entry #: 2684946
I dont mind tabulating the results for ya smitty. I got time at work to do shit like that. Let me know.
Smitty
April 1, 2008 3:46:19 PM
Entry #: 2685678
17 entries so far..........i should also tell you that you don't have to sign up for anything just use the same name every week
anything other changes in the website? additions? subtractions? anything in the menu we don't need?
Brian Stevens
April 1, 2008 4:37:53 PM
Entry #: 2685781
here is a suggestion- get rid of that fucking pinch hitter game before I lose my job.
hodde
April 1, 2008 4:39:23 PM
Entry #: 2685788
will we be able to see who all are voting for
hodde
April 1, 2008 4:41:21 PM
Entry #: 2685792
pinch hitter game ????? im confused
OAWMF
April 1, 2008 6:32:37 PM
Entry #: 2686041
Yeah Hodde scroll down the list on the left there is a pinch hitter game
Smitty
April 1, 2008 8:13:19 PM
Entry #: 2686266
i think im going to keep track on an excel spreadsheet of everyones picks. i can upload it to the site for you to download. i haven't figured out a way to get the charts to display on the site. i haven't really tried though.
Smitty
April 1, 2008 8:19:51 PM
Entry #: 2686280
and i wasn't sure if anyone was using the pinch hitter game.....since you are, ill leave it
Littleguy
April 2, 2008 9:27:01 AM
Entry #: 2686996
Yeah that damn game is addicting as hell. Took me longer to complete all the steps than it did for me to grow a damn inch!
Fat Chicks Rule
April 2, 2008 9:55:41 AM
Entry #: 2687057
I spent 2 hours playing that stupid game yesterday. It's like crack.
Lags
April 2, 2008 11:35:50 AM
Entry #: 2687285
If you get bored with the pinch hitter game go to www.mikensports.com and click on homerun derby. That will keep you busy for a few hours.
Smitty
April 2, 2008 2:15:55 PM
Entry #: 2687616
artie. i deleted your picks titled "smitty is gay" you made these picks today at 12:55:40.
got ya!
Smitty
April 2, 2008 10:07:58 PM
Entry #: 2688501
i have an entry from "ron" horta is in so its medeiros, gallant, perry, or volpe
send me an email and let me know which one for record keeping
imsmitty7@hotmail.com
Smitty
April 2, 2008 10:08:46 PM
Entry #: 2688504
28 entries
Smitty22
April 3, 2008 1:34:08 PM
Entry #: 2689511
29 post hey lets get it going we have over 250 players in the league . Where are you ? MERT I LOVE YOU !! HAHAHAHAHHAHA LMAO!!!
gopher
April 3, 2008 3:50:19 PM
Entry #: 2689799
Love the Pinch Hitter....and Mr. Nice Guy I played it at work till your boss told me to stop playing around
Mac
April 3, 2008 6:40:23 PM
Entry #: 2690200
smitty are we gonna be able to check the picks from others or what? i know b4 u said u were gonna try great idea tho on the making the picks. this will be funny to see mert. if it ends up being us 1 and 2 like last year.(were good even tho it was just 2 of us last year)
cant wait to see you guys anyone doing anythin this weekend scrimmage wise or anythin?
Smitty
April 3, 2008 11:40:25 PM
Entry #: 2690784
yes mac im working on the best way to display picks.....im not going to post it until probably friday before the games. i don't want people to see and cheat...although you got to see merts last year and cheat off him.
32 entries and so far people are really struggling with directions. first and last name. whats the secret? i got a set of picks today and i can't even guess who the person is = c mess any help on that one?
Uncle Mertog
April 3, 2008 11:45:02 PM
Entry #: 2690793
Smitty, being the press whore that I am, and being the slavedriver that you are...you requested that I continue to do the weekly picks. Now If I post my picks publicly I'm gonna be giving away all my secrets! I'm at a severe disadvantage!
EW33
April 4, 2008 10:07:09 AM
Entry #: 2691227
He said he would post them on Friday ... that gives u Saturday night to do your picks. Then no one can see your picks. Did your wife bounce your head off the headboard while she was wearing the strap-on again?
Smitty
April 4, 2008 11:23:40 AM
Entry #: 2691401
im going to make it midnight on thursday the picks close and the survey shuts down. this gives me some time to get the responses up. gives you something to do at work on fridays and allows mert and mac an extra day to post their picks in the smack.
at that time, midnight thursday..ill post the survey for the following week. so at 12:00am 4/25, week 1 goes down and sometime after that week 2 will go up for voting and the results of all picks for week one will be up
Smitty
April 5, 2008 5:14:24 PM
Entry #: 2693127
anyone know whose filled out the picks with the name C MESS
i can't figure it out. post here or email me imsmitty7@hotmail.com
only mert and mac get their website names since a. they started the picks b. a lot of people don't know their real names only their site names
also, i figured out a nice way to post the picks so everyone will be able to see the picks without downloading anything. this should be fun and also cause a lot of fights. for example, when mert sees that ryno picked the pub to win two vs. rochs the first week of the season, mert will flip
Uncle Mertog
April 5, 2008 11:18:35 PM
Entry #: 2693412
Ryno picked the Pub to beat "On The Roch's "???. ..that treacherous prick of misery. I'm dying to hear the logic behind those picks. Just put two loses in the DUHHH column for Ryno.
Smitty
April 6, 2008 12:37:02 AM
Entry #: 2693459
i have my c mess answer. don't need to reply. thanks.
Ryno
April 6, 2008 5:34:22 AM
Entry #: 2693537
The Pub is filled with guys that have been schooled in the finer points of softball by Uncle Mertog for a couple of years. On the Rochs are just starting their training.
RyMan
April 6, 2008 5:23:24 PM
Entry #: 2694018
The Pub/Mertog split is a huge negetive for the pub, Ryno. The pub are now like the karate kid without Mr. Miagi, the mighty ducks without Emilio Estevez, the sunshine band without K.C., Luigi without Mario, and any other geeky references anyone can think of. Just like roch's is adjusting to the tutilage of Master Mertog, the pub is adjusting to life without. In which case you need to go by talent alone, which is why I chose Roch's to take 2 handily.
Ryno
April 6, 2008 8:11:17 PM
Entry #: 2694235
Well then we shall see how your big brain matches up match up against me.
Smitty
April 7, 2008 12:13:24 AM
Entry #: 2694589
36 entries and a few celebrities still havent signed up...........you have until 12:00am 4/25
Uncle Mertog
April 7, 2008 1:09:07 AM
Entry #: 2694633
Ryno, sounds like a line out of "Pulp Fiction"....check out the big brain on Ryno. Say "WHAT" one more time, I dare ya.
Ryno
April 7, 2008 3:10:53 AM
Entry #: 2694663
Smitty
April 8, 2008 11:00:33 PM
Entry #: 2698743
38 entries............plus one from frank thomas. who knew he was a reader?
if this is real entry send me an email imsmitty7@hotmail.com
and if it is fake, stop wasting my time
Uncle Mertog
April 8, 2008 11:39:08 PM
Entry #: 2698809
Smitty
April 9, 2008 11:34:58 PM
Entry #: 2700784
anyone want to claim the frank thomas picks or the latest..... tony touch
email me imsmitty7@hotmail.com
Smitty
April 11, 2008 12:01:59 AM
Entry #: 2702770
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR LITTLE NICKNAME IS........
SIGN UP FOR PICKS FIRST AND LAST NAME
unknown so far.... frank thomas, tony touch, and joe -d
Smitty
April 13, 2008 12:39:22 AM
Entry #: 2705182
add newest unclaimed pick set PAIN TRAIN to joe -d, tony touch and frank thomas
im not including these picks unless i get real names. everyone else is putting there name out there to be blasted for picking against other teams so no nicknames except mert and mac since they started this pick thing religiously picking every game last year
you can claim these picks by emailing me at imsmitty7@hotmail.com
anyone that gave me a nickname i know, im posting your picks as your real name. if thats a problem for you, you can also email me and ill take your picks out
Smitty
April 17, 2008 6:16:05 PM
Entry #: 2713691
2 things... 1. i would appreciate it if any managers who haven't already, could send me their rosters (which are due on monday) so i can get the names into the website. since i only work 34 weeks a year as bob said, and this week isn't one of them i could get all of that work done before next week. email imsmitty7@hotmail.com
2. the reason teachers need more money is because we waste all our time trying to get people to follow directions who no matter what, will refuse to follow them. nevermind getting them to learn anything. case in point, the picks. i don't know how many times ive asked for first and last names and i really don't think its that much to ask and yet TODAY, i got ANOTHER set of picks titled DM. what am i supposed to do with that? along with FRANK THOMAS who i know is busting my balls (not worth the aggravation, but thanks) and JOE -D and PAIN TRAIN. really whats the goal? i search the message board entries trying to match up ip addresses which i get for both picks and messages, i look up the players in the league trying to figure it out, and im done now
sign up with your first and last name or its garbage, this goes for the whole season. anyone who wants to claim those picks email me at imsmitty7@hotmail.com
that is why we teachers deserve more. dealing with that crap from 100 kids a day for 6 straight hours.
and im sure ill get ripped now.....but think about it for minute before you do.
lb4lb
April 17, 2008 6:30:21 PM
Entry #: 2713715
Will you OAWMF pay attention to Ian!!! When making picks..no nicknames, no initials. Your full name. Fucking 'tards. OAWMFtards!
gopher
April 18, 2008 7:36:28 AM
Entry #: 2714404
SOMEONE PISSED IN SMITTY'S BOWL OF WHEATIES....THIS MUST BE WHY KATE NEVER COMES TO THE TOURNAMENTS
Jeffc_28
April 18, 2008 6:13:30 PM
Entry #: 2715361
This post got out of hand...
Are Mert and Mac still going to break down there selections like they did kast year?
Uncle Mertog
April 18, 2008 7:36:06 PM
Entry #: 2715448
The teacher is coming out of Smitty, now you guys know what I deal with when the planet isn't done in time. The ugly side of Smitty!
EW33
April 19, 2008 9:00:50 AM
Entry #: 2715858
I wasn't aware there was a "pretty side" of Mr. Smith.
Ryno
April 19, 2008 9:30:54 AM
Entry #: 2715874
Yes teaching middle to upper class white kids in Coventry must be horrible horrible job. All the teachers in Central Falls pity you.
lb4lb
April 19, 2008 10:52:41 AM
Entry #: 2715915
This brings up a point..the league needs more diversification. Botelho Sports will be the first to have an all Spanish outfield...although, until recently I thought Kendra was part Chinese
Smitty
April 19, 2008 2:39:55 PM
Entry #: 2716054
ryno...i deal with the mean streets of warwick on the cranston/providence line...ha
lb4lb....kendra is part japanese
Uncle Mertog
April 19, 2008 2:55:56 PM
Entry #: 2716066
I'll be honest with you....Ian may have the most dangerous job of all of us, including mine. These kids don't give a fuck about shit anymore and I have to give Smitty credit for putting up with it. Hopefully he can reach some of these kids before they have to meet up with me in the future.
Ryno
April 19, 2008 8:51:25 PM
Entry #: 2716280
I will revise for my mistaken loaction.....
Must be tough dealing with the middle class multi-racial children in Warwick. The teachers in Central Falls must still pity you.
Smitty
April 20, 2008 3:40:09 PM
Entry #: 2716916
it just gets better and better....now we frank thomas, pain train, dm, and todays latest....Bob
jussssssssssssssst perfect
ryno...you could describe the demographics of this league the same way as my school and look at the results im getting here with one question:
1. Your name. (use same name every week, use first and last name so we know who you really are)
Ryno
April 20, 2008 6:46:51 PM
Entry #: 2717087
Good point Smitty. Obviously some are on purpose to aggrevate you but I suspect at least half are retarded ballplayers that can't read.
gopher
April 21, 2008 2:50:29 PM
Entry #: 2718562
Smitty Now that Frank Thomas has been released, do you have to get rid of his picks. Take your time responding, i know you are trying to get back in rythme after ANOTHER vacation from work. I wouldnt want to hurt the poor children in your class of 2nd grade
Smitty
April 22, 2008 12:00:08 AM
Entry #: 2719644
FRANK THOMAS HAS BEEN DELETED...SO HAS BOB AND TODAYS ENTRY STEVEN SEAGAL.....THEY WERE ALL BS PICKS
STILL LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CLAIM: PAIN TRAIN, JOE-D, AND DM
THOSE THREE LOOK LIKE LEGIT PICKS...YOU HAVE UNTIL THURSDAY AT MIDNIGHT TO MAKE THE PICKS
gopher
April 22, 2008 11:34:55 AM
Entry #: 2720111
Smitty can we have a moment of silence for Hodde's Freak Bat. After you left on Sunday, it was found to have a couple of cracks in it so he is being forced to..."Put it Down". The nice thing is Bob Dutilly is willing to lend him his spare loaded freak
Smitty
April 22, 2008 12:43:10 PM
Entry #: 2720235
the way it was jumping while i was there it was clear there wasn't much time left.....i told you hodde the closer they are to breaking the better they work. i bet sunday was the best you ever saw that bat
gopher
April 22, 2008 2:44:49 PM
Entry #: 2720470
Smitty Everybody was hitting bombs with that Hodde was batting a 1000
hodde
April 23, 2008 9:27:43 PM
Entry #: 2722922
i really dont wanna talk about it
Smitty
April 24, 2008 10:59:57 AM
Entry #: 2723680
week one closes tonight at midnight. we have 51 real picks i believe.
still looking for people to claim Joe-D , PAIN TRAIN, and DM if they aren't claimed by email im deleting them tonight.
week one pick results will go up on the front page and in the picks section.
week two picks can now be made in the picks section.....again the first and last name isn't hard.
