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| DJ
June 23, 2008
11:21:09 AM
Entry #: 2803219
| In response to all of the Kirby talk that goes on around the boards, I've taken it upon myself to create a topic where we can all share the " Kirby facts" , comparable to the largely known " Chuck Norris facts" . See what you can come up with.
FACT: Deafening sounds are often referred to " howitzer-loud" . Howitzers are referred to as " Kriby-loud" . OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo.
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| Ry
June 23, 2008
11:23:36 AM
Entry #: 2803228
| DJ coming out of the closet on posting? Ryman must be getting to you!
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| DJ
June 23, 2008
11:26:52 AM
Entry #: 2803231
| Seriously... sometimes he puts me in a noogie-esque headlock in front of my computer till i post.
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| RyMan
June 23, 2008
12:13:45 PM
Entry #: 2803296
| And you'd better keep posting or that noogie-esque shit is gonna turn into a full on noogie.
" Kirby once hit a 525lb compression blue dot out at Hunters Crossing and it landed 2 days later at Foster Field......and it was a ragball"
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| Uncle Mertog
June 23, 2008
12:29:35 PM
Entry #: 2803338
| Most kids write in the snow with their pee, Kirby writes in concrete!
Kirby doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.
Kirby's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
Kirby doesn't sleep....he waits!
Kirby doesn't hunt, hunting implies the chance of failure....Kirby just kills.
I can't believe you geeks dragged me into this.
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| DJ
June 23, 2008
1:03:14 PM
Entry #: 2803407
| Softballs never use to have seams but once Kirby hit the cover off of every every known to man, they had to do something.
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| DJ
June 23, 2008
1:11:10 PM
Entry #: 2803421
| One time a pitcher heckled Kirby. And so was born the " up the middle" position. They almost named that position after the pitcher in his memory, but no one could identify him.
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| Mac
June 23, 2008
1:12:50 PM
Entry #: 2803426
| well i dont have any good drivel like ryman, ry and dj to add to the kirby list
but i do remember first game of the season im leading off for harris i walk up kirby is catching i say hows it goin to him and the ump and then take a few practice swings. hear the umpire say kirby what the hell are u doing playin sunday morning, (right then i know he is gonna unload on the ball when he comes up to the plate) i go on to ask what team he plays for and when i hear the name, realize that instead of him just unloading on the ball i should just go stand about 400 feet in the woods and thats where the ball will land plain and simple haha.
so first at bat he comes up and completely destroys the ball, since no balls were being hit to right center at hunters they moved me to left, because of a few errors from our other lf, so he comes up his next at bat and hits a ball that was still sizzling when it came to me as a grounder in left ( only 2 people in my whole life have i wanted to get out of the way of the ball when it was rolling to me in left 1 kirby at hunters i thought i was gonna have my head taken off when the ball skipped and sped by my head at 80 mph, 2 dougie haynes at clegg when i went down to a knee to take the ball it jumped and hit me in the chest i had a welt and bruise there for 2 weeks can you say Ouch) then his next few at bats he just crushed the ball over the fence at hunters, then went at our pitcher once ( im still surprised benny got the ball i didnt even see it leave the bat and it was in his glove)
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| RyMan
June 23, 2008
1:26:37 PM
Entry #: 2803460
| I know the play you're reffering you when Benny ended up with the ball, Mac. The reason you didn't see it was because as soon as the ball was pitched, you turned and ran. It was miss hit and dribbled back to Benny. By then I think you were hiding behind a rock in the woods, which was a genius thing to do.
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| Mac
June 23, 2008
1:35:02 PM
Entry #: 2803480
| hahaha ryman you obviously dont know me well enuf b4 this knee injury i was really fast i wasnt behind a rock hiding i ran to the car fisted down 2 beers and made it back to left so quick you guys didnt even see me huh haha but had i been pitching i would have built a brick wall and then put a net behind that brick wall cuz with the force the ball comes off his bat brick wall will slow it down but just in case put the net there so i dont get killed
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| gopher
June 23, 2008
1:59:40 PM
Entry #: 2803534
| Mac
I think you practiced that routine a few times in the Rob Raymond 1 pitch this year when you played for us and all the other teams that needed a player. It was the only way you were going to get a beer. " Where is Mac....went for a beer will be back before his at bat"
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| DJ
June 23, 2008
4:36:19 PM
Entry #: 2803786
| Kirby believes in angels in the outfield that's what he's aiming for.
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| DJ
June 23, 2008
4:39:03 PM
Entry #: 2803787
| Kirby is the only man in softball history to receive a 4-base intentional walk.
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| DJ
June 23, 2008
4:45:11 PM
Entry #: 2803812
| Kirby once sat in the stands and watched a 3 day, 54 team, usssa major level softball tournament. He won.
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| Ryno
June 23, 2008
8:43:23 PM
Entry #: 2804182
| Every night the boogie man check under his bed for Kirby.
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| RyMan
June 24, 2008
12:30:16 AM
Entry #: 2804519
| While reaching for what he thought was one of his bats that's said "Easton" on it, Kirby picked up one of the players from "Eaton" and used him in the at bat. He hit a 450' bomb and the player is said to still be in Kirby's bat bag.
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| Ryno
June 24, 2008
1:46:37 AM
Entry #: 2804578
| When Kirby sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, in his stance and holding a bat. Kirby has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Kirby is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Kirby.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Kirby and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When Kirby looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Kirby.
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| poulbmw
June 25, 2008
12:37:32 PM
Entry #: 2806730
| Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Kirby's warm-up exercises.
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| CA
June 25, 2008
9:56:39 PM
Entry #: 2807686
| Kirby is the reason Waldo is hiding.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Kirby
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats, Kirby bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk, when the Hulk gets mad he turns into Kirby.
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