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TOPIC: mertog |
| hodde
June 24, 2008
7:13:33 PM
Entry #: 2805785
| is mertog an ass or what. my vote is yes. rob raymond i think it is time to come out and speak. you have been waiting for the right time i think it is now he dogged you bad, after he begged you to come play for him which i witnessed at a meeting he sounded like a little bitch "rob you got a spot on my team anytime" kind of sounded like ryman talking bout kirby every single day. peace out and screw you mertog, kiss my ass,lmfao in my jean shorts
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| Littleguy
June 24, 2008
9:17:52 PM
Entry #: 2805928
| Does Mert bring his kneepads to the meetings?? Are you kidding me? He says that to everyone.. Hey I always got a spot for you on the team! Next thing you know we have 35 guys on the roster and still the same 10 or 11 guys show up every week and not the people he recruits, you think he would get the hint???? Power does not equal reliability! Yeah thats right Mert I am like that annoying chiuawa biting at your ankle!
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| Hinske
June 25, 2008
11:02:30 AM
Entry #: 2806564
| Since we are playing you this weekend hodde i am personally requesting for you to wear long pants.
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| RyMan
June 25, 2008
11:25:53 AM
Entry #: 2806616
| Whoa, calm down Hodde. Mert was just in a mood cause the crack staff over at the home mized up his meds and it got him ornery. His insults directed at me were disappointing. When I look forward to Mertog makin fun of me I expect it to be something original and witty. "You emulate Kirby too much and you don't hit well although you claim to know bats".........*yaaaaawn*. Cut him some slack, Hodde. He's just sick of hitting pitches that are called strikes yet have roughly an 80 foot arc on em. He's just venting
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| Uncle Mertog
June 25, 2008
12:57:48 PM
Entry #: 2806774
| Robbie “Blue-toes”…oops I mean Hodde (sorry I wasn’t supposed to let that slip out) can I vote on this? I definitely vote that Mertog is an ass for sure. I know him better than anyone and he is definitely an ass.
Little Guy does your wife know that you are wasting time here on the computer instead of doing your chores? If I were you I would start cleaning the China or vacuuming the house before she kicks your little ass.
Exhibit A: I bring into evidence an actual document which dates back to only last summer, which was written by Little Guy’s wife and signed in her own handwriting. If you examine the document you will see that it is in fact an actual permission slip from Little Guy’s wife which allowed him to take part in a team cookout at my house. Notice that she refers to the China and diapers. This is in reference to the fact that it is his job to remove all the China from the cabinet and clean it regularly.
I have a riddle for all of you…
Question: What does the Little Guy’s wife do after she shave’s her pussy in the morning?
Answer: She sends him off to work!
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| lb4lb
June 25, 2008
1:20:57 PM
Entry #: 2806824
| Mert ..you are rolling! Creative juices flowing..THE WELL IS NOT DRY. Best Planet Mert ever..and I love when you kill RYman and esp Skylolo..I mean Knickknack...I mean Jay Derosiers.
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| Uncle Mertog
June 25, 2008
1:33:35 PM
Entry #: 2806857
| Knick-Knack....ahhhh, I love it. We've been calling him Hornswaggle lately.
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| Littleguy
June 25, 2008
2:09:33 PM
Entry #: 2806929
| Good one Mert Good one! How easily i forget about that! What the hell is a Hornswaggle anyway???
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| OAWMF
June 25, 2008
2:15:53 PM
Entry #: 2806940
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| hodde
June 25, 2008
3:32:55 PM
Entry #: 2807121
| sorry hinske jean shorts rest of year in honor of artie making fun of them . mertog nothing to say bout rob raymond here , when you were trying to get him to play for ya , " please rob come play for us please ill do anything pretty please im begging you " now you bust his balls for being an asa umpire.
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| hodde
June 25, 2008
3:57:13 PM
Entry #: 2807163
| and one more thing mert, i hope you do shoot box on rob raymond , that means youll be playing and you shooting box on rob raymond equals an out every time up for you lol
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| Hinske
June 25, 2008
4:30:53 PM
Entry #: 2807229
| Dont worry mert i'll shoot the box for you sunday buddy. the thought of those jean shorts have me throwing up in my mouth all day at work.
hodde chest protector and mouth guard sorry
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| hodde
June 25, 2008
4:39:28 PM
Entry #: 2807242
| i wont be pitching sorry hinske. i offered you a team and a drinking buddy this fall and next year. i guess your not interested are ya ? lol
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| OAWMF
June 25, 2008
4:42:43 PM
Entry #: 2807248
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| hodde
June 25, 2008
4:44:16 PM
Entry #: 2807253
| lmao you are a sick prick oawmf
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| gopher
June 25, 2008
4:48:06 PM
Entry #: 2807267
| He is a LITTLE BIT COUNTRY /and a little bit Rock & Roll
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| Mac
June 25, 2008
4:58:04 PM
Entry #: 2807284
| HAHAHAHAHA OAWMF YOUR A NOT RIGHT..... i will b haunted forever with that image.
Mertog great planet, love the you know your gay song, i feel bad for rob "asa ump" raymond" he always had the best mustache in the league all of a sudden he shaves off the stache and decides to join the blues.... tough year huh rob haha
happy belated birthday ryman
ryno i will see you there and i cant wait for this game hope it doesnt rain.
didnt feel like goin into each post and commentin im short on time today.... oh and lets hope eddie martin gets every pick wrong this week im coming for the top spot haha
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| Smitty
June 25, 2008
5:19:29 PM
Entry #: 2807316
| wow...in one post hodde rips mert for asking non-poster rob raymond to play for him....then in another post hodde admits to asking hinske to play for him.
in terms of that picture...
you can't have hodde without the ODD
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| Uncle Mertog
June 25, 2008
9:51:49 PM
Entry #: 2807676
| Hodde....you exaggerate just a tad there. While it is definately true when Rob told me that he didn't have a team, I told him he had a spot on the Pub anytime. The next meeting Rob joined your team and I switched to Roch's. How can you not keep a spot open for Rob Raymond?
However, that was also before Rob became an ASA prick...which changes everything.
By the way, have your toes come back to their normal color yet?
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| Hinske
June 25, 2008
10:21:30 PM
Entry #: 2807715
| In that case for the sake of the softball gods of coventry softball i will stay out of the middle against the great rob raymond.
hopefully you will be in the infield somwhere
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| hodde
June 26, 2008
4:22:51 PM
Entry #: 2808760
| hinske you might see me catch if im in the infeild were in trouble.
mert i almost put the toe thing in the pregame routine but thought you guys would have too much fun with that. toes are almost normal again thnx for asking.
and one more question who told you that? i really wanna know for personal reasons
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| lb4lb
June 26, 2008
6:41:02 PM
Entry #: 2808968
| OAWMF is fast moving up the ranks as Level 1 post-er. Pictures are hilarious!
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| RyMan
June 26, 2008
7:18:25 PM
Entry #: 2809011
| OAWMF is a quality over quantity style poster. I'd say he's definitely a level 1 forum member. Right up there with Mertog, lb4lb, Hinske, Smitty, etc.
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| Ryno
June 26, 2008
7:42:15 PM
Entry #: 2809037
| His angry lady calls him OAWMF too. as you "You spend so much dam time with photoshop and Coventry smack that I only get some once a week, mother fucker" >:(
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| Brian Stevens
June 26, 2008
9:15:55 PM
Entry #: 2809192
| technically good too. Good work photoshopping that hat on him- can't even tell you put a Jogues hat on the original picture.
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| Smitty
June 26, 2008
10:14:29 PM
Entry #: 2809306
| hodde.....ODD stands for odd as in strange, weird "That Hodde, he's odd isn't he?"
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| Hinske
June 27, 2008
8:27:14 AM
Entry #: 2809642
| I'm still throwing up in my mouth from that god damn photo.
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| Uncle Mertog
June 27, 2008
4:48:02 PM
Entry #: 2810396
| Sorry Hodde, I can't tell you how I know about the "Blue Toes Affair" but let's just say that it is well documented and recorded. I'm no snitch!
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