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TOPIC: An open letter to Remax |
| Chalfontonian
July 1, 2008
8:24:15 PM
Entry #: 2815080
| Due to the fact that I was erroneously accused of posting odd and farcical comments against Remax on this very forum, I feel it is my duty to at least add some more nonsense to this already bubbling cauldron of lunacy that has been taking place here as of late in the forum.
We at the MEAT American Softball Club (MASC) have devised a plan that we feel may aid us in defeating the reigning champions. I will list but a few key facets of our overall scheme. "Operation Bons Deli" encompasses too many tactics to list here nor would it be wise to show too many of our cards to the boys we're playing poker with.
Here are but a few of our planned approaches at upsetting the defending champs:
1) Place a "jumbo-tron" in a prominent place at the field and replay vintage episodes of the smash hit TV program "Double Dare" circa 1988.
2) Have copious amounts of Chinese food on hand (notably rice and pasta) to tantalize Graybon with by saying "It's only noodles, Michael" between every inning.
3) Use the same jumbo-tron to show clips of retired racing gray hounds cooped up in dirty kennels to let Philippi know what happens to speedy, long limbed runners when they can no longer run so fast.
To see the entire "Operation Bons Deli" in action, be at Torresdale clubhouse field July 13th at 4pm.
My rhymes pound from here to Okinawa,
The Chalfontonian
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| Haas Golden
July 2, 2008
12:34:36 AM
Entry #: 2815378
| This should be a classic matchup of the two Chalfont teams. I think MEAT has a slight edge for the following reasons:
Chris Molederrick - I hope he starts the game in the OF.
Frank Graybon - He use to be good...Now he can barely run. Someone get him a wheelchair.
Bo - He talks like he was hit in the balls with something.
Frank "Toots" Morelli - From what I can remember nothing got by him last year at the hot corner. This year is a different story...like Mick said Women weaken knees. Graybon should have see that coming.
Anthony Franchini - He must have pics of the coach with some asian girl becasue God himself can only tell you why he gets into the game.
SOmeone told me the SS is also from the great Chalfont. I must have already been dead before he started coming around.
I think that is it for the Chalfont guys on that team. See you there for an easy MEAT sweep.
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| Tuna Fish
July 3, 2008
1:37:35 PM
Entry #: 2817255
| Early rumors have it that a Team Meat official has raided the old Woolworth at Knights Plaza of all their Rocky hats, and raquet balls. Be on the look out for any bottomless tanning in the area if this is true. And god help Remax if it is
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