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TOPIC: Botelhos Scouting report |
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| WarBoner
July 23, 2008
6:15:09 PM
Entry #: 2842216
| Botelhos sucks. Bunch of overrated one a weekers. There is a reason they play only once a week...they suck. Nobody during the week wants them. Tainsh, Stevens and Considine are allrelated..did you know that? Like some softball inbreeding experiment gone bad. They got skinny old guy adam sandlers buddy lookalike at first, a older bump belly guy picthing, that bloop hitting luckky shit at 2b, that Darren dude at Short..one black sock one white sock..huh?..get dressed in the dark do you..shorts wearing..what?..dont make pants big enough pork chop? I see dean wearing pants so I know that they make XXXXXL. Nate..you and your oversized melon suck. A Slap hitting gorilla. lb4lb..are you kidding? if I swang for the fence every friging time I would have a homerun or two ya limping midget fuck ya. Who else..Ian...a 2 cyl Yaris buring corn oil has more power than you. God, and they got the trophy! Out in the first round this year baby.
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| lb4lb
July 23, 2008
6:33:43 PM
Entry #: 2842248
| very funny. Keenan, in your search for Clitboner and Warfare...please look for WarBoner. Now we know somebody is fucking around. I dont swing for the fence EVERY time. And Daren might as well be a Keenan. Meaning, you are dead. Is this artie? We havent had an artiekarate1918nomore post in weeks...or have we. You just woke a napping giant WarPig. Its Ryman isnt it. Ian, I know you can look this shit up..." this is my Miken this is my gun this is for hitting this is for fun" Botelhos! Show me your warface! Knock this sh*t off and get back to being funny.
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| slezak3
July 23, 2008
6:34:36 PM
Entry #: 2842249
| Hi milligram4milligram, your killing me with the crowe bar reverse pshycology
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| The Zabbo
July 23, 2008
6:37:58 PM
Entry #: 2842256
| hey warboner4warfare,
your kidding me right?
this is getting ridiculous
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| hodde
July 23, 2008
6:51:29 PM
Entry #: 2842279
| clitboner then warfare now warboner has to be one person who knows all the players in this league. ian who is it ?
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| Rockstar
July 23, 2008
8:56:37 PM
Entry #: 2842418
| i bet warboner is someone from the botelhos that is pissed off at them all.
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| RyMan
July 23, 2008
9:13:56 PM
Entry #: 2842445
| How could it be me, Bob? I've never played against your team or seen your team play. How could I describe all these guys and even by name? Have Ian check it out, you'll see its not me.
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| lb4lb
July 23, 2008
9:46:54 PM
Entry #: 2842473
| a ha! I brought Ryman back. Methinks he doth protest too much. ( thats a little Shakespeare for you Coventry Fucking Bumpkins)In fact I think Bumpkins should be the second name of Crowe Bar. As in Crowe Bar Bumpkins. We are Botelho Badgers. For the alliteration. And , you know, we are badger-like. Except when playing the Bumpkins, apparently.
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| Hinske
July 23, 2008
9:52:29 PM
Entry #: 2842483
| badgers dont take ass kickings ur kittens
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| lb4lb
July 23, 2008
10:12:03 PM
Entry #: 2842501
| oh thats it Hinske. You have riled up the badgers now. we have handed out more ass whoopings than we have taken..including Crowe last year in the playoffs. Oops . Sorry. My mistake. You were knocked out in Round 1. Well, maybe if you get out of the first round this year we will get a rematch. ( quick disclaimer: apologies to Mr Edwards for being so bold as to challenge his obviously superior insights and brilliantly funny SMACK. The word kitten..all by itself..is hilarious. But to combine it in such a way as he did...a magnificent metaphor painting a word picture that basically says we suck without hurting anybodys feeling. ) Somebody please bring the funny back to this website.
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| Brian Stevens
July 23, 2008
10:14:52 PM
Entry #: 2842507
| OBLIGATORY ANGRY RESPONSE- warfare you better watch out for me. you better hope you aren't the pitcher for your team or i am going to shoot the middle and break your leg....oh wait...i haven't hit a ball to the right of third base in 4 years...well you better hope you aren't the catcher or I will hit a pop up that you can't get to and you will look foolish in front of everyone. oh yea- i am pissed. you better hope you aren't the bartender wherever I go after the game or I am not going to tip your ass! Botelho rules!!!! How was that?
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| Hinske
July 23, 2008
10:22:16 PM
Entry #: 2842515
| somebody had to many red bulls staying up past his bedtime
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| lb4lb
July 23, 2008
10:28:41 PM
Entry #: 2842525
| Stevens: you are supposed to be mad at WarBoner. He hates us. WarFare..he hates Crowe. Follow along. Warboner, Stevens is going to fart in your general direction. Stevens will drink from your gatorade bottle after vurping. Stevens will steal your fig newtons. Stevens will reject your daughters application to 13th grade..otherwise known as RIC. ( stevens actually has a suit and tie job fellas) ....
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| Smitty
July 24, 2008
12:38:23 AM
Entry #: 2842641
| AHHH the power i have...............
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| lb4lb
July 24, 2008
12:52:17 AM
Entry #: 2842650
| eyes barely open. waitng for one last funny post,,hinske..no. Ryno..nothing. Sleestak..nope. Stevens..nada. Just the midnight cowboy serial late night post-er Mr Smith. And he must have figured out who Clitboner is, who Wafare is, and who WarBoner is. Smitty ..do tell.Or better yet..lie. I think its motivational genius ..and if so..front runner for coach of the year..Josh Dionne
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| EW33
July 24, 2008
12:57:59 AM
Entry #: 2842656
| It's way to witty to be Dionne or Artie. Any conversation with Dionne involves a lot of ya, um, uh, etc. Artie would have misspelled every word of it because he is typing with sausage fingers on a 4x3 I-phone.
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| Ryno
July 24, 2008
8:08:22 AM
Entry #: 2842758
| gram4gram I am working day shifts this week and waking up at 5:30, so no late night posting for me. I am in bed early. I am slacking a little on my posts and I will catch up this week.
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| Brian Stevens
July 24, 2008
8:43:20 AM
Entry #: 2842795
| these security codes fucking suck.
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| lb4lb
July 24, 2008
11:21:53 AM
Entry #: 2842957
| did you ever just finish typing a brilliant piece of posting, hit submit, only to get asked to enter your sign on info .....and the whole thing is lost ? Now that really sucks...doesnt it WarRyno?...
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| Hinske
July 24, 2008
11:36:13 AM
Entry #: 2842982
| Thats why i usuall settle for poor posting my brilliant ones always get interupted somhow
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| Ryno
July 24, 2008
12:31:41 PM
Entry #: 2843078
| Yes it does ..... I mean it's not me!
Actually I will give my Botelhos scouting report under my own name. You are all fat and you all suck. Except you decaliter4decaliter. You are not that fat.
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| RyMan
July 24, 2008
12:38:06 PM
Entry #: 2843088
| Hey smallamount4smallamount, I've written some lengthy posts only to have to reenter my info and lose it all and those posts have never seen the light of day (lucky you guys). Since then after I write a post I highlight and copy all the text. If I get the sign on info, I just paste the post again. Happy posting dude!
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| Brian Stevens
July 24, 2008
2:23:12 PM
Entry #: 2843261
| just happened again. I am tired of typing good shit only to have it disappear. i copy and pasted the last one like 7 times before giving up.
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| Hinske
July 24, 2008
2:31:12 PM
Entry #: 2843273
| WAR BONER = BIG COUNTRY?
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| Brian Stevens
July 24, 2008
2:38:05 PM
Entry #: 2843283
| i think warboner is Mr. Ian Smith herself- Kate
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| Hinske
July 24, 2008
2:49:32 PM
Entry #: 2843298
| Mrs. Ian Smith ...now that would be intreaging. what do you think peck4peck? A master at motivation.
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| Brian Stevens
July 24, 2008
3:02:52 PM
Entry #: 2843326
| kate can be one mean lady...i am almost positive it was her. It will be really convenient for me if it is though. On saturday night I will just load up on beer and burritos and treat her to a sunday morning full of the nastiest air she has ever smelled.
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| demonti
July 24, 2008
3:14:14 PM
Entry #: 2843350
| hey hinske, isnt big country the one who quit botelho the day we played them because he was gonna dh or some shit?
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| Brian Stevens
July 24, 2008
3:22:06 PM
Entry #: 2843359
| I can't imagine wanting to play in the field. I don't even like trucking my fat ass out to coach a base. he is crazy.
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| Fat Chicks Rule
July 24, 2008
3:38:03 PM
Entry #: 2843388
| Please stop antagonizing Botehlo's. I would like to not get 20 runned in both games.
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| Hinske
July 24, 2008
3:56:03 PM
Entry #: 2843422
| YEAH!!!! i think it is i could be wrong dont want to piss anyone off just trying to help them find this infamous warboner.
on a side note i saw biceps4biceps out on the nike site this afternoon with a poncho on and a pitching machine swingin yelling into the air is that all you got. He has now developed an opposite field onslought that would make any first baseman shake with fear.
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| lb4lb
July 24, 2008
4:27:45 PM
Entry #: 2843472
| Hinske, you have no idea to how close that description is to yesterdays BP at City Park. Me and the D-Train. In the rain. Trying to keep the swing grooved. Gave up trying the right field thing. I am going to left and thats it. Through and over the shift if necessary. I may sneak one to center/right center..but the line..forget about it. I dont know how Cote, Scotty StJ, Dean Jeff C Ryno and the rest do it. If BP with 525 compression balls counted on stats I would be...well.. I would be Hinske4Hinske
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| Hinske
July 24, 2008
4:34:07 PM
Entry #: 2843485
| NO I HIT A LOT OF POP UPS AND FLY OUT ALL THE TIME REMEMBER. you would be well ROCKSTAR4ROCKSTAR
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| Rockstar
July 24, 2008
4:54:25 PM
Entry #: 2843517
| with a 4 for 10 stat on the year one would be called zabbo4zabbo, but who wants that, hahaha
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| The Zabbo
July 24, 2008
4:57:57 PM
Entry #: 2843520
| that last post was suppose to be be me..i forgot that i left thr rock signed in...haha
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| Rockstar
July 25, 2008
5:52:12 PM
Entry #: 2844936
| boob4boob if you want some pointers on hitting it to right field come and see me i will work with you as long as you will listen to what i have to say.
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| lb4lb
July 25, 2008
6:13:34 PM
Entry #: 2844955
| i will be there at your field 845 for a quick lesson. are you kidding me? hitting lessons from Rockstar......
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| Rockstar
July 25, 2008
6:43:12 PM
Entry #: 2844988
| not ah i'm not shitting ya.. show up
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| lb4lb
July 25, 2008
9:12:19 PM
Entry #: 2845080
| OK WAshington Oak. 845 ish. I want to be hitting them in the right field parking lot by 9
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| Hinske
July 26, 2008
9:25:01 AM
Entry #: 2845317
| bp starts at 8:30 not 8:45 no exceptions.
disclaimer: The above rule as stated is strickly for 3rdbaseline4 3rdbaseline. In no way shape or form is it a reflection of the time in which rockstar must report to the field.
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| lb4lb
July 26, 2008
9:42:53 AM
Entry #: 2845327
| OK. 830. But I got an appointment with the Rock at 845
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| Hinske
July 26, 2008
9:54:25 AM
Entry #: 2845332
| I'll be sure to screw you up so bad that the ROCK freaks out and breaks his maniac over his knee in disgust. Please give yourself some time to stretch out i dont need you getting hurt and having IAN SMITH come looking for me because he lost his team mascot for the season.
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| lb4lb
September 29, 2009
6:00:31 PM
Entry #: 3290098
| I happened to stumble across this and laughed my ass off.
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| Gopher
September 29, 2009
7:25:49 PM
Entry #: 3290170
| add ...substituteplayererinchampiomshipgamegot middleshoton4substituteplayerinchampiomshipgamegotmiddleshoton....
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| OSS
September 30, 2009
1:19:44 PM
Entry #: 3290840
| I GAVE BOBBY A SHOT OF B12 HIS BALLS ARE BACK AND HE WILL NOT WHINE ABOUT GUYS SHOOTIN BOX ANYMORE . SO DONT ANYONE DARE SAY SORRY ANYMORE BC HES NOT GONNA GET MAD. OUR NEW SPONSOR/PLAYER/BODYGUARD MIGHT BUT BOBBY SAYS BRING IT !!!
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| lb4lb
September 30, 2009
2:33:29 PM
Entry #: 3290946
| you shoot box you die. Its that simple. Buckshot needs a job and his job is kicking ass. Think of him as a goon in hockey. Think of the pitcher as wayne gretsky.
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| OSS
September 30, 2009
5:04:06 PM
Entry #: 3291109
| lb4lb you have to admit thats the second best nickname ive ever given and ive given some good ones . lb4lb , buckshot , timebomb , gumdrops , old balls , goat and its been so long but but i think i gave jj silent asassin .
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| lb4lb
September 30, 2009
5:54:26 PM
Entry #: 3291153
| Love Buckshot. Second only to lb4lb. He doesnt know the genesis of the name...I asked him...but its great . Silent Assasin is perfect as well. How about one for ESPO? Like flyballdropper. Or Overrated? No, thats taken by Lucowicz. And Considine has first dibs on that should Lucowicz surrender the nickname.
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