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TOPIC: Trash Talking |
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| Deluxe
June 23, 2009
9:19:40 PM
Entry #: 3196594
| With all the trash talking and word putting in people's mouths going around, I figured I'd treat everyone to the greatest trash talking scene from my favorite baseball movie of all time.
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| Deluxe
June 23, 2009
9:36:05 PM
Entry #: 3196623
| Here's the real version:
Phillips: It's easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!
Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?
Phillips: I said, you shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.
Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Ham Porter: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Ham Porter: Fart smeller!
Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham Porter: You eat your wienies with your mama's toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham Porter: You play ball like a girl!
[entire group stands in shocked silence]
Phillips: What did you say?
Ham Porter: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!
Kids: Yeah!
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| Deluxe
June 23, 2009
9:39:12 PM
Entry #: 3196631
| And here's one for the fun of an Indy League rivalry, remember, it's all in fun...
Means: It's easy when you play with a bunch of alcoholics and your little brother, Thompson.
Thompson: Shut your mouth, Frank!
DTesch: What'd you say about little brothers?
Means: I said, you shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Thompson, you're all an insult to the game.
DTesch: Come on! We'll take you on, bat races! Bud Light! Come on!
Knights: Yeah!
Means: We drink PBR, Teschler. Your Bud Light is just colored water.
DTesch: Chug it then!
Means: You chug it!
Danny: Do we have to chug 'em?
Means: Pansy!
DTesch: Dumbass!
Means: D-bag!
DTesch: Fart smeller! (had to leave this one in there)
Lundberg: [sniffs] Ahh.
Means: You guys play like a bunch of lazy assholes!
DTesch: You guys bunt 40 times a game!
Knights: Yeah!
Means: Thompson swings for the fence on every pitch! And never hits it!
DTesch: You play ball like a girl!
[Knights and Millers stand in shocked silence]
Means: What did you say?
DTesch: You heard me.
Means: Tomorrow. Noon, at Havelka field. Be there, if you jerk-offs can wake up before noon.
DTesch: Count on it, 3-beer drinking pussies!
Knights: Yeah!
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| Brill15
June 24, 2009
7:09:03 AM
Entry #: 3196841
| THAT WAS AWESOME! Well done sir, hilarious.
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| Sandlot Rules
June 24, 2009
8:12:43 AM
Entry #: 3196899
| Deluxe - what a great way to start out the morning...that is funny. Next we just need Jolly and 17 showing us how to make smores sitting in the dugout in between innings...
Good stuff!
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| 46
June 24, 2009
8:44:44 AM
Entry #: 3196939
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Funniest part about that is where Danny said, "do we have to chug the beers"
Mainly because it's what he actually said one night.
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| uno uno
June 24, 2009
9:30:09 AM
Entry #: 3196993
| hahaha sweet
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| 3
June 24, 2009
10:28:11 AM
Entry #: 3197066
| Made my day... Thanks for that
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