1. Sat down with Mert post game. Start jabbering about my bench routine...thinking I was talking to a gopher, a stevens and such. After all he did work out all winter with man-boobed EW. He politely listens and then I find out that he has a power total of 1500 lbs and could probably punt me from Rochs Bar to Rochs Market. With all that strength its a wonder why he doesnt bend the fences at Foster..thanks for not psshawing me and not curling me 25 times and bouncing me off the floor 2. Gopher walks into Rochs. New bartender. Real cute. Goph leans in between me and Ian and says.." hey..thats Amy..i used to date her." Good for you goph...I say...but I can guarantee you she didnt just lean over to the other bartender and whisper.." hey..see that chubby guy between those two handsome devils..I used to date him...". If she could have turned invisible she would have.................
Gopher
July 26, 2009 7:07:33 PM
Entry #: 3226781
As i was leaving, i had to explain to her why you had a differant team shirt on then the rest of your team. She thought you were the guy who hang's out with the coach's girl and try's to get on the team?
And who was the other Handsome guy there..
guapo
July 26, 2009 8:49:24 PM
Entry #: 3226863
What on earth does a power total of 1500 pounds mean? I'm more into power lunches totaling 1500 calories.
Unclemertog
July 26, 2009 9:49:12 PM
Entry #: 3226924
Must not have been that good of a date, she forgot what his name was and what they did on the date. Yet another failed Gopher production???
Unclemertog
July 26, 2009 9:53:36 PM
Entry #: 3226930
Bob, apparently hitting the ball has alot to do with being able to see it and then having the correct mechanics to do something about it, two skills which I do not possess. My swing is much like an epileptic seizure, I'm a friggen mess. EW tried to help, Kirby tried to help, as Smitty said...I'm useless.
lb4lb
July 27, 2009 7:25:52 AM
Entry #: 3227141
Guapo....bench 400+ lbs squat 600 + lbs Deadlift 500+ lbs ..just ridiculous numbers..remember the Russian Vasili Alexeyev from the 70's....?...thats Mert...
Ryno34
July 27, 2009 8:53:26 AM
Entry #: 3227206
Those numbers remind me of all the fat chicks I used to bang.
tuck00
July 27, 2009 9:48:30 PM
Entry #: 3228141
lb4lb, For some reason reading that punt me from OTR to Roch's Market, almost made me piss my pants. Guapo-my power total is 235, which happens to be my weight and it's hard work carrying my fat ass around all day, I can barely stay on my feet.
E W 3 3
July 28, 2009 6:35:38 AM
Entry #: 3228399
something tells me TC can tell you a story or two about a friday night total in excess of 1600lbs of woman.
lb4lb
July 28, 2009 5:44:00 PM
Entry #: 3229166
Tuck...mad me laugh re-reading it. Its funny because I AM puntable and because every single thing in West Warwick is named after a Roch.
