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Author TOPIC: week 5
LB4LB.

May 12, 2010
8:24:14 AM

Entry #: 3472125
big week. We got the mighty Patriot and Crowe vs CM as game of the week. McGrath....predictions?

Ryno34

May 12, 2010
8:57:51 AM

Entry #: 3472170
PAIN!

Stevens 4

May 12, 2010
9:03:20 AM

Entry #: 3472183
I have a big day/night of drinking planned Saturday....my prediction: Lb4Lb pays out on the sub .500 bet for the first time.

Guvna14

May 12, 2010
9:59:21 AM

Entry #: 3472259
Just keep the ball inside Bobby and we'll be good

Stevens 4

May 12, 2010
10:12:29 AM

Entry #: 3472278
Lb4Lb goes inside in week 7 and this fat guy is going to exercise the Ryno rule multiple times...hahahahahaha

Guvna14

May 12, 2010
10:17:43 AM

Entry #: 3472281
Just trying to protect that pretty face of his....that is all...

Guvna14

May 12, 2010
12:34:17 PM

Entry #: 3472483
Just got a call from the weekend coach.

Bob, I'm kidding....would never shoot middle on you brother....at least if it wasn't warranted )


Ryno34

May 12, 2010
1:21:59 PM

Entry #: 3472545
I am going to back Stevens on this bet. After seeing him leg out a triple 2 weeks ago and an infield single this past week. I am betting on that horse to place.

LB4LB.

May 12, 2010
1:49:48 PM

Entry #: 3472591
GUVNA...hit it where its pitched. We got gloves. KD took one in the gut last weekend off the bat of ...guess who..... He aint bitching. He has set the bar really high. Hit middle dude...and ..you are making an out. ( as an aside GUVNA rakes lasers and I intend to pitch his fat ass inside and then run towards first ) Then again, kill me and five teams will be forced to fold....as far as stevens goes...if he he makes it till we play..I will thrown 3 straight balls..taking one minute between pitches..baking him in the hot sun...by the time i throw pitch four/ strike one his girth will have melted into a puddle of goo in the batters box. Walker will have to sop him up with a shamwow

OSS

May 12, 2010
2:06:37 PM

Entry #: 3472622
the bobfather has spoken ..... he made you a offer you cant refuse ... im kinda pissed i didnt think of that ealier.... LB4LB now ive given you two of the best softball nicknames ever .... not too bad .... i have given nicknames that quite didnt stick ... my worst was naming aj costa THE BEAST ... 4 years of batting .225 i wanna take that name back and change it ... i dont know maybe THE FERBIE... yeah thats it THE FERBIE ..... come one come all this sunday come see the FERBIE VS THE 2010 CHAMPS .... not quite godzilla vs king kong but it will do

Ferbie

May 12, 2010
2:23:35 PM

Entry #: 3472656
wow. That stings. Then again..there is something to your thinking..Angerboy....word is AJC hasnt been the same since he lost his woobie Botello in 2005. The name of his boat is BLOOPS N DRIBBLERS.

OSS

May 12, 2010
2:25:56 PM

Entry #: 3472662
im gonna give the nickname THE BEAST to dj'i smash middle'watson .... last night he filled in at atwood 3-4... missle off the pitchers shin.... laser to the fence for a double ... screamer through the 4 hole .... scadookie down the line that was barely caught ... not too bad for a buck 20 and a heef which is retard for(125lbs)

OSS

May 12, 2010
2:36:25 PM

Entry #: 3472680
ooooohhh shit ferbie and woobie maybe we can make a sitcom.... ya know like joany loves charchie ... nah more like hbo's eastbound and down ... favorite kenny poawers quote "at first you dont succeed, maybe you just suck " or " i spit it , you suck it"

LB4LB.

May 12, 2010
2:37:50 PM

Entry #: 3472682
fellas...AJ is and always has been a beast. He gets to keep Beast...in no way is he Ferbie. If he hits KD in the belly it will go through him not bounce softly to the ground......

Ryno34

May 12, 2010
2:49:54 PM

Entry #: 3472698
lb4lb we all know you are going to make the call to the bullpen for Teddy.

OSS

May 12, 2010
2:51:27 PM

Entry #: 3472700
THE WOOBFATHER HAS SPOKEN !!!

LB4LB.

May 12, 2010
2:54:53 PM

Entry #: 3472705
teddy is and has been for many years one of the top two or three pitchers in the league. No question. I happen to be sick the week we are playing you...so, you will be gyro free and knuckle free ..............

Guvna14

May 12, 2010
3:06:37 PM

Entry #: 3472729
Who's AJ?

Wasn't that Charchie's backup a few years ago?


Guvna14

May 12, 2010
3:16:01 PM

Entry #: 3472744
Oh, and boob4boob, I wouldn't shoot middle to a sponsor and a stand up guy. That and the fact that if I hit it 4 feet off the ground, there's a 96% chance that it wouldn't even part your hair anyhow.

Good luck this weekend.


LB4LB.

May 12, 2010
3:34:57 PM

Entry #: 3472783
boob4boob has been done. see ryno4ryman circa 2005. Good luck to you as well. Thats a deep tough lineup that Patriot puts out there.

OSS

May 12, 2010
3:39:51 PM

Entry #: 3472793
yes aj was chachas backup

iWitch-hunt

May 12, 2010
4:05:20 PM

Entry #: 3472843
Whoever has seen AJ hitting bloopers and dribblers better get their eyes checked. Fucking dude has been flat spotting balls. Yes he has poped up a couple times, but still mashes the shit out the ball, and that's without playing in 2-3 years. Plenty of nicknames can be given to anyone of you fucks, starting with the all mighty hotdog neck. Say what you will about backup to Charcie, kid is an awesome teammate, and I bet you weren't talking shit about him when he was on your team winning state titles. As far as the Guvna whoever the fuck that is, you must hit the ball like a beast, because in the past few weeks you called out EW and AJ, if Kirby wasn't on your team would you call him out too? I'll AJ anyday of the week and have a blast with him and all you fuckers can keep talking shit about him, just give him a little more motivation to turn the ball into a square.
Love Always: Coventry's Most Overrated


LB4LB.

May 12, 2010
4:13:41 PM

Entry #: 3472856
well said Sleeze. AJ is a beast. Artie has a terrific eye for talent ..no doubting that...and the GUVNA does " flat spot " the ball ( I am stealing that ). Lets leave it on the field. Prez..cancel all games. Double header at Hunters: Patriot vs Botelhos followed by CM vs Crowe...aka The Beast Returns. in 2005 AJ had the greatest season this side of Joe Ash in the pre-steroid juiced ball era. 697 25 hrs . EW wasnt in the league. Lesniak was the skinny shortstop for a bad team hitting doubles at Rice Field. If I survive Game 1 sunday I am heading to wherever Crowe vs CM is playing. ( Charcies backup is kinda funny Sleeza as well as Ferbie )

Guvna14

May 12, 2010
4:21:46 PM

Entry #: 3472873
First of all, I don't even know Ernie personally....just played against him over the last few years and happened to use his name on a joke. I've used that joke with other people's names to get a laugh too. Didn't call him out about his game as I have respect for those whom play the game hard...he does. Secondly, (as you’ll most likely soon find out) I was put up to the task of making a comment about AJ....but yea, he smashes.

No need to get your banana hammock all twisted up.




OSS

May 12, 2010
4:27:26 PM

Entry #: 3472876
somebody hit the easy button .... in a meeting reply in awhile

Blumpkin

May 12, 2010
4:50:53 PM

Entry #: 3472909
You losers all need to grow up.

Ryno34

May 12, 2010
5:12:09 PM

Entry #: 3472934
Slezak goes crazy. AJ is the best hitter since Joey Ash. LB4LB throws Japanese gyro balls. And Artie is the voice of reason? Someone get my off this planet and return me back to Coventry softball please.

LB4LB.

May 12, 2010
5:47:18 PM

Entry #: 3472981
RYNO is the best chubbly furball 40 ish player in the league since Joey Ash. And the best combo of talent and fun this side of stevens. Who is mashing on every field that he steps on in any city btw. Obv he is supplementing...and you know my thoughts on that: WHATEVER IT TAKES

Ant6377

May 12, 2010
8:11:52 PM

Entry #: 3473103
Sleez just cause AJ is your man crush you don't need to get all bent out of shape. AJ was a huge pick up for Crowe. The Ewok did a good job recruiting by grabbing Brett,AJ, Facker and Dion who looked like a gold glove short stop last weekend.

E W 3 3

May 12, 2010
9:35:36 PM

Entry #: 3473188
Hold up just a minute here...... ANard I was with you up until Facker ... you went too far bro. Way too far. Dionne is not such a wiz with recruiting he just offers up free oil and hand jobs. It is a very effective method, but Smitty has much softer hands.

OSS

May 12, 2010
10:07:38 PM

Entry #: 3473235
fag.... answer my text dum dum

Utilty guy

May 12, 2010
10:42:29 PM

Entry #: 3473275
artie....leave ernie alone...he isnot playing for you....he does not like you....you are way too fat for his liking

tuck00

May 13, 2010
12:35:09 AM

Entry #: 3473376
Artie,
EW is off the board this weekend for NSA tourney in Warwick.
I'm looking for 2 more players for a Sat only Nsa tourney at city park, any takers 401-996-5498 I have half my D team with some pickups, EW and Dutilly are playing along with Ricky K.
Could use 2 of's.


tuck00

May 13, 2010
12:38:01 AM

Entry #: 3473380
I forgot to mention to EW and Dutilly I have a blow up doll, mite be Jenna Jameson. It was a gift I received for my vow renewal ceremony last Friday. I'm all set with it, would you like me to give it to you guys to try something new instead of each other.
You can tag team her.


E W 3 3

May 13, 2010
1:26:08 AM

Entry #: 3473399
No thanks Tuck. I only take the bottom and since that cutout ain't going to grab the top I'm all set. Artie, I missed your text and was about to respond, but Tuck took care of it for me.

E W 3 3

May 13, 2010
1:30:19 AM

Entry #: 3473400
Oh and Tuck does this mean I get my 33 jersey too?

Nate_6

May 13, 2010
10:20:55 AM

Entry #: 3473633
Love you too EW.Time will tell if I was a good pickup. Good thing stats are posted.

OAWMF

May 13, 2010
10:31:37 PM

Entry #: 3474535
what time sat tuck? I might be interested if I can compete with Julio and the "Wanna be Portagee"

tuck00

May 13, 2010
10:41:07 PM

Entry #: 3474544
Sorry I have my team all set.

T Mac

May 13, 2010
11:10:46 PM

Entry #: 3474568
MCSHAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO CARES ABOUT CM VS CROWE
BOTHELO VS ANYONE
TAP VS ANYONE....

MY QUESTION IS WHO WINS TRUST VS FIRE FIGHTERS! We are gonna be missing about 3/4 of the team... Bobby Mcshay ... GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!


LB4LB.

May 14, 2010
3:34:57 PM

Entry #: 3475266
Half the team, huh? Havent seen the Firefighters this year, but i figure even half your team still is a very strong team. So Bobby predicts you take two more and start the season 10-0. Only to finish 10-20. I saw half your team after GOLF last night eating salads and drinking frozen strawberry daiquiris at Bistro 9 last night. So, if the non golfing half of your team shows up, then yes, you will win. If you are relying on the golfers....well, maybe not

DeMonti

May 14, 2010
3:55:18 PM

Entry #: 3475297
did somebody actually have the balls to come on here and say aj costa is the best hitter since joey ash???? what an absolute crock of 5 minute old horse shit, i would i would rather have corky from life goes on in my lineup hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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