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Author TOPIC: Hey Blumpkin
Utilty guy

May 12, 2010
9:14:26 PM

Entry #: 3473169
Dont you realize that a person who titles themselves "BLUMPKIN" is a closet faggot who enjoys running into a public restroom with the hopes that someone pissed on the seat and left shit around the bowl so they can wipe it all over their face.....and you come on here and say we need to get a life? you must of got a fed ex delivery today that had a set of balls in the package cause i know ur candy ass doest even talk to ur husband like that cause he would kick u right in ur camel toe.....

Blumpkin

May 13, 2010
1:52:31 PM

Entry #: 3473916
Very eloquently put. You are probably such a meathead you have trouble forming a complete sentence. Softball is a game played by young ladies. Not to be played by fat losers from Coventry. Find something constructive to do with your time like spend time with your family instead of congratulating each other on being kings of doucheville!

Unclemertog

May 13, 2010
4:36:47 PM

Entry #: 3474154
Actually Blumpkin there is a tiny problem with your line of thinking.

While it may be true that softball is predominantly thought of as being more of a female oriented sport, and it also may be true that some of us are fat losers from Coventry, the problem is that you ARE in fact actually taking the time to log on to a website dedicated to fat losers from Coventry who play softball and thus the question becomes...what kind of pathetic loser would log on to such a website who doesn't play softball? How bad has your life degenerated where you have nothing better to do with YOUR time other than to monitor what fat losers from Coventry who play softball do? Either that or you are in fact a toothless freak named Dutilly who just likes to stir shit up, which is actually my guess.


FISKEY

May 13, 2010
4:46:18 PM

Entry #: 3474173
Yeah, ask the Silent Assasin how much of a chick game it is after I drilled him in the leg at second after taunting me!!! Jay, you really should wear a cup!!

Gopher

May 13, 2010
8:50:12 PM

Entry #: 3474430
Stop calling Stevens and I Fat

Blumpkin

May 14, 2010
10:00:28 AM

Entry #: 3474845
That is an interesting point uncle but in fact I have never heard of this guy Dutilly. He is probably one of the biggest pole smokers in the league. In fact, I can just about gaurantee that he get's up in the morning, has a protein shake, (which is probably some guy's load he scraped out of his ass the night before), makes sure his uniform is pressed, gets to the field an hour early for practice, (who needs practice? It's fucking softball?) grunts when he hits the ball, goes out and gets shitfaced and ignores his entire family in the process. His wife yells at him repeatedly and his children wonder where daddy is every Sunday and wants to know why he won't take them to the park or the zoo, or even spend time with them. I guess that about hits the nail on the head.

OSS

May 14, 2010
10:03:41 AM

Entry #: 3474853
fiskey i just spoken to johnstone ... he said he was just letting you get over confident so he could kick u in the dick in the playoffs

OSS

May 14, 2010
10:06:29 AM

Entry #: 3474859
thats if we make the playoffs after all we are in 7th place .... how fast we have fallen

LB4LB.

May 14, 2010
10:26:18 AM

Entry #: 3474888
I know what artie is up to. He is going to finish 9th...securing 3 exempt spots for next year..then get the by laws rewritten so that 9th makes the playoffs . He is on a whole other level of deviousness fellas. Like Spock playing three dimensional chess.

Utilty guy

May 14, 2010
3:26:10 PM

Entry #: 3475246
OK Blumkin......so softball is for ladies huh? then explain why you were caught selling ur shaved bats on ebay? ( NOW CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO THE BLUMPKIN IS?) AND AS FOR NOT SPENDING TIME WITH KIDS OR FAMILY.......MAYBE U SHOULD LAY OFF THE NOSE CANDY AND BUY UR KID A NEW PAIR OF SHOES YOU CRACKHEAD..........LET ME GUESS..YOU DONT BUY THE NOSE CANDY.....YOU SUCK DICK IN EXCHANGE? TYPICAL FOR ANYONE WITH THE LAST NAME YEHLE....... YOU FAGGOT

Utilty guy

May 14, 2010
3:28:32 PM

Entry #: 3475254
Blumpkin AKA astroglide

Unclemertog

May 14, 2010
3:37:17 PM

Entry #: 3475268
Holy Shit! Good Lord, this shit sounds like it was taken directly from the "Less Than Zero" script. How did I miss all of this stuff? Shaved bats on E-bay, cocaine and crack addiction, prostitution to elicit illegal narcotics....I didn't know we were now the NFL?

DeMonti

May 14, 2010
3:49:53 PM

Entry #: 3475289
this shit is priceless, what a bunch of fucking retards hahaha retards.

DUTILLY

May 14, 2010
3:53:21 PM

Entry #: 3475294
blumpkin is lying about not knowing me cause everything he said about me is true except the grunting part. ernie is the only one to make me grunt

tuck00

May 14, 2010
4:22:57 PM

Entry #: 3475335
Demonti calling guys retards, gotta love it.
Mike you should be the moderator for this board, no I don't want to fight I just think everyone who comes on this board is fu**ing nuts!!!!
Dutilly I still have that blowup doll if you want it, Ernie says he doesn't, he says ur the only one for him, except for Jenny of course.
Fiske, I thought you were the best Lefty in the league,lol, actually Playa has been killing it, especially this yr
lb4lb, I thought you retired after that tantrum you thru a couple of weeks ago, nice to see you unretired for the 40th time, way to go Brett Farve, where's my $2


tuck00

May 14, 2010
4:29:09 PM

Entry #: 3475344
And it's a good thing I lost some weight because now no one can say he isn't even hitting his weight, I suck and should retire.
lb4lb you and I should start an over 50 league in Coventry, although you can still hit I need a couple of older guys to come with me. What movie was the " I want my $2" from?


Ryno34

May 14, 2010
6:00:09 PM

Entry #: 3475443
Better off Dead

tuck00

May 14, 2010
6:46:09 PM

Entry #: 3475486
That is what lb4lb, I mean deadfordead will be if I don't get my money,lol, just a little ribbing Mr. Botelho, you are the ambassador of the CSPL

Unclemertog

May 15, 2010
3:39:22 PM

Entry #: 3475868
Ah...Ryno the resident Movie and Music trivia guru!

Blumpkin

May 17, 2010
11:28:11 AM

Entry #: 3477052
I don't know who this Yehle guy is or even astroglide for that matter but he doesn't sound like a very good person from how you've described him. I agree that anyone who has to use a shaved bat in a softball game is a faggot. From what I hear, half the guys in your league use them. Does someone have to die before you stop?

Guvna14

May 17, 2010
1:26:52 PM

Entry #: 3477263
Hey Blumpkin....do us all a favor and go fuck yourself.

Guvna14

May 17, 2010
1:28:14 PM

Entry #: 3477271
and before you accuse me of funny sticks, I can hit it out with a rolled up Providence Journal so save it.....stop stirring up shit here because nobody wants to hear/read it.

Cocksucker.


Stevens 4

May 17, 2010
1:54:06 PM

Entry #: 3477346
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E W 3 3

May 17, 2010
8:49:52 PM

Entry #: 3477818
Guvna, did you just sign off as cocksucker? I thought that was kind of funny even if unintentional and pay blumpkin no mind he's as useful as I am at a relay race.

Guvna14

May 18, 2010
6:59:44 AM

Entry #: 3478076
NO, although it looks that way, it was supposed to be the exiting insult.

To clarify: Blumpkin, you're a cocksucker


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