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TOPIC: Kangaroo Kort |
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| KK Judge/Jury
June 6, 2010
6:02:26 PM
Entry #: 3495707
| 19.50 assesed today.
Fines ranged from 50 cents for rubbing an owie to 5 dollar for leaving stuff at the field yesterday.
4 dollars still to be collected.
See you on Wednesday boys.
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| Brill15
June 7, 2010
10:03:17 AM
Entry #: 3496190
| New goal, try and make it through a game without a KK violation, although the "Kort" will probably fine us for not giving them anything to do then...
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| Moose
June 7, 2010
12:09:29 PM
Entry #: 3496359
| Remember, we could appeal the fine for not getting fined, but it would probably result in a fine.
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| Judge Noid
June 10, 2010
8:37:58 AM
Entry #: 3499680
| Fines from last night range from arguing about KK Rules, not being able to find your way out of the ballpark, and making everyone watch the best infield play EVER!
8 more dollars to the KK Fund.
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| 27
June 10, 2010
8:53:12 PM
Entry #: 3500587
| Just want you to know judge
Gay my fine actually increased two more dollars tonight.
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| Mikey J
June 10, 2010
9:35:54 PM
Entry #: 3500629
| On behalf of those of us who wère unable to make the game. I would love to hear about this infield play.
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| aces
June 10, 2010
10:12:38 PM
Entry #: 3500660
| I think you would like to hear more about the finding your way from the field fine. Personally, I would like to hear how Barno lost his way again to get another 2 dollar fine. Can't wait to hear.
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| Judge Noid
June 11, 2010
6:39:05 AM
Entry #: 3500797
| Barno,
I can't wait to hear this!
Mikey J,
You ever see a 1-4-6? It was stellar.
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| Moose
June 11, 2010
7:04:30 AM
Entry #: 3500809
| Actually, I believe the additional fine for Barno is for blaming. He tried to blame Craig for not being able to find his way out of the ballpark. $2 may be a bit steep for that, but I'll let the KK judges dole out the restitution verdict.
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| Mikey J
June 11, 2010
11:43:33 AM
Entry #: 3501097
| 2 things. First, I can't say I've ever seen a play like that. Well done. Secondly, just wanted to let you all know that I just heard a reference to the Kangaroo Kort on The Young and the Restless.
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| deuces
June 11, 2010
12:11:32 PM
Entry #: 3501130
| 2 things. First, why were you watching young and the restless? Secondly, oh wait... there is no second.
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| Moose
June 11, 2010
5:32:43 PM
Entry #: 3501379
| Well said Deuces!!
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| Mikey J
June 12, 2010
5:03:46 PM
Entry #: 3501868
| I have my reasons
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| Judge "Bad Word That Frank Called Me"
June 14, 2010
12:12:14 PM
Entry #: 3503083
| Collected some more fines yesterday.
They range from Todd getting hit in the Brunclik maker, a base running clinic by the Noid, and forgetting a hat.
Also, there is a 5 dollar fine that has just been assessed this morning for a whiny baby facebook status.
See you on Wednesday gentlemen.
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| c mizzau
June 14, 2010
2:07:33 PM
Entry #: 3503205
| ty for the facebook fine. i was on the verge of goin ape shit on his little comment box. gratzi
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| 3/Judge Hater
June 14, 2010
2:16:17 PM
Entry #: 3503213
| How much do I owe? I have not paid anything thus far and may decide to just go for the warrant as opposed to pay the fine.
It wasnt me who tattled on you Mr. Facebook poster. But I should get money back for trying to diffuse the situation.
Please dont fine me for wanting money back Judge #)#*(@$)*(&
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| Brill15
June 14, 2010
2:41:11 PM
Entry #: 3503243
| I was the one who tattled, both in the interest of making sure behavior like that gets dealt with, and to make sure that the punishment for such behavior is putting money into a fund for a year end party
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| Judge Who Frank Hates
June 14, 2010
5:32:30 PM
Entry #: 3503452
| Frankie,
You are up to 6 dollars.
Think of all the steak we'll have at the end of the year...yummy!
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| Noid
June 14, 2010
5:33:44 PM
Entry #: 3503453
| Frankie,
Your warrant comment killed me!
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| Update
June 23, 2010
7:20:25 AM
Entry #: 3510991
| KK total thus far this year is $28.50
Still waiting on 4 people. One has a 4 dollar fine which needs to be paid in 2 2-dollar bills. One has a 6 dollar fine and another is up to 8. And I think one person still owes a dollar but may have paid. I know they'll be honest.
Not sure if any fines were assessed at the Blooming Valley game as I was not there. I would hope my fellow judge would let me know.
Hopefully we can sneak a practice in tonight. Enjoy the day.
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| Judge Dred
June 24, 2010
10:42:59 PM
Entry #: 3512746
| Walters....four bucks.
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| Judge Noid
July 12, 2010
7:13:56 AM
Entry #: 3524273
| Fines from yesterday are as follows:
Dog, 2 dollars for sub par base running.
Kg, 2 dollars for bleeding too much.
And everyone else owes a dollar for admission to watching the Bartes pitching exibition.
Pay up boys!
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| Noid
July 12, 2010
7:15:45 AM
Entry #: 3524276
| One more.....Baltz...now known as Yosemite Sam...owes an extra dollar for all the noises he made on the pitcher's mound when he walked a guy.
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| Brill15
July 12, 2010
9:05:27 AM
Entry #: 3524355
| Add an extra dollar for me for bad base running as well, not watching the ball all the way through to find out it wasn't caught on my K
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| Judge Noid
July 12, 2010
12:21:14 PM
Entry #: 3524605
| Noted.
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| Mr. Ponderthis
July 14, 2010
4:53:20 PM
Entry #: 3527059
| Could the Kort players ever be in the +?? For instance + 2.00 for a pitcher giving up 5 or less hits in a game, 1 earned run or less, a "slow" guy getting an infield hit, an outfielder making an FC or dare I say throwing a guy out at first, a three hit game, a 4 RBI game, a 3 stolen base game, an errorless game with at least 5 putouts, all catches by #8 normal...basically things that rarely ever happen in our league!
Please don't fine me for pondering!!!
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| 12
July 14, 2010
5:44:49 PM
Entry #: 3527095
| Such things as these are special, but expected. No credits for you!
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| Slow Guy Representative
July 14, 2010
7:26:03 PM
Entry #: 3527147
| I think most of those are both special and expected, even if not always attained.
All except maybe the infield hit by a slow guy. While it is extremely special, it cannot be in any way, shape, or form, expected. That is so rare that it should be celebrated with the same type of awe that comes with perfect games, hitting for the cycle, and former Hayward players bunting for base hits.
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| Brill15
July 19, 2010
10:50:57 AM
Entry #: 3530080
| Can we get an update of where we're at on the KK total? Just curious.
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| Moose
July 19, 2010
6:56:26 PM
Entry #: 3530645
| Yeah, I want to know how much steak we're going to be eating.
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| Noid
July 23, 2010
8:36:13 PM
Entry #: 3534078
| Just got back from Canada....I'll update you when people pay their fines.....
Still waiting on a few.
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| Hungry Observer
July 28, 2010
7:47:16 AM
Entry #: 3537371
| Still waiting on that update.....
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| Judge Noid
July 28, 2010
11:03:50 AM
Entry #: 3537562
| Still waiting on fines:
Frank, Baltz, Jordan, Brett.....we'll be close to 75 dollars....
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| 3
July 28, 2010
11:26:51 AM
Entry #: 3537595
| How much? Will you accept barter? It worked on one judge back when I had a better body...
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| Judge
July 28, 2010
4:50:33 PM
Entry #: 3537963
| 9 bucks after the Hat left in Hayward.
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| 12
July 30, 2010
10:55:27 AM
Entry #: 3539431
| Thursday night. Ug, Hunter $1 each for not running on 3-2 pitch. John $2 for attempting to break a hip in front of the whole world (you had to be there). Mav, Oscar $1 for starting Franks car while Frank was in mid consumption of his beverage. OK we'll wave that one, it was pretty funny(maybe not to Frank). Ugly game, but a good time.
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| 3
July 30, 2010
11:44:48 AM
Entry #: 3539509
| Hell no we are not waving that one! Those little suckers have piggy banks... Also, I already told Oscar that he would have a fine waiting for him for leaving his glove last Wednesday.
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| Moose
July 31, 2010
6:44:46 AM
Entry #: 3540058
| Holy Crap! This court is tough! Fining little kids-I like it.
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| Moose
August 2, 2010
12:06:31 PM
Entry #: 3541295
| The cost of (1) 4 piece chicken nugget happy meal with chocolate milk is $3.19. Add 5.5% sales tax, and the total is $3.37. Add to that the $1 for my wife whining about the "no carry in" sign, and my total is $4.37.
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| 3
August 2, 2010
3:01:15 PM
Entry #: 3541461
| ($3.37x2)+$1=$7.74
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| Judge Noid
August 2, 2010
3:56:23 PM
Entry #: 3541539
| Fine was paid with 402 pennies....1 quarter....and one dime.
Well played Mauer!
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| Fines
August 11, 2010
3:24:22 PM
Entry #: 3548823
| 5 dollars each if you played co-ed softball last night.
See you guys tomorrow night.
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| Noid
August 16, 2010
11:13:18 AM
Entry #: 3552251
| 1 dollar admission fee for getting to watch Todd's ridiculous play to end the game.
Also, someone left a Brill Miller's pullover at the field....#16.....not quite sure who that is yet, but the fine is pending.....might be huge....we'll see.
Total in my possession so far....99 dollars...give or take a happy meal.
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| Brill15
August 24, 2010
9:00:22 AM
Entry #: 3558325
| Judges, did we get any new fines during finals? What is the final number? Or are you waiting for Harvest Days to see if you can give out more fines?
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| Judge Noid
August 24, 2010
2:02:00 PM
Entry #: 3558595
| No fines from the finals from me. Still waiting on some folks to pay up.
We have over 100 dollars, I need to call my fellow judge to see what day he would think would be good for a party. I think sooner the better because once we hit fall/weddings/hunting seasons....it will be tough to organize a party.
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| Brill15
August 24, 2010
3:04:40 PM
Entry #: 3558652
| G, you may also want to talk to Todd. I think i'm having a bachelor party for friends, family, teammates soon, basically just golf and wiffleball. we can mix the bachelor party with the team party and make it Ben's bachelor party too if he can attend. Unfortunately as a bachelor party for me it might include some Knights players, stupid jerks :)
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| Noid
August 24, 2010
4:13:07 PM
Entry #: 3558701
| I will do that.
I was thinking of actually talking to your dad and seeing if we could do it on Labor Day....mid afternoon.
But, we'll see what we can work out.
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| Guy that likes to drink
August 24, 2010
8:30:32 PM
Entry #: 3558870
| Not real big on being hungover on tuesday for work.
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| Mikey J
August 25, 2010
1:38:21 AM
Entry #: 3559013
| I heart baseball.
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| Baseball
August 25, 2010
7:06:46 AM
Entry #: 3559049
| I heart you too Mikey
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| 3/Judge Hater
August 25, 2010
1:07:51 PM
Entry #: 3559349
| Alright, one more time. Give me the amount I owe and I will bring it to Kirby's party.
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| 27
September 1, 2010
6:42:22 AM
Entry #: 3563747
| Had to revisit post trying to hit 1000 views
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| Noid
September 1, 2010
7:12:58 AM
Entry #: 3563761
| 3.....I think it's 9 bucks....
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