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TOPIC: Martin wins Aumen Invitational |
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| hoveround
August 4, 2010
9:04:38 PM
Entry #: 3543562
| Martin wins first race, places second in second race, to win Aumen Invitational Tuesday...immediately dedicates win to Collins...doesn't have the guts to pose with trophy girl...wins Aumen Invitational traveling trophy, $5 in cash, a Chris Bosio rookie card, and a piece of gum that was older than he is...K Green takes second with a pair of top three finishes...Meckley rebounds from dismal first race showing to win second feature...Arnold finishes third in points, becomes first driver to need the jaws of life to get IN car...Baumgardner fails to finish in top four, drives home and chugs 2-liter bottle of orange soda...Zaminski Jr. and Sr. become first father-son tandem to take on the high banks...Baby Dave t-bones Jordan, says he's just practicing for Emlet brothers...Dave Sr. thinks he's in England, drives the wrong way all night...wins Jackass trophy.
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| cuntree
August 5, 2010
9:40:56 AM
Entry #: 3543839
| We need a caption contest for Martin's picture. Best caption wins....uh....a soccer ball?
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| cuntree
August 5, 2010
9:44:21 AM
Entry #: 3543845
| "Now get a picture of me crushing this trophy with my bare hands"
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| cuntree
August 5, 2010
9:47:11 AM
Entry #: 3543848
| "I'm almost as ripped as Tracey"
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| cuntree
August 5, 2010
9:49:56 AM
Entry #: 3543849
| "I totally blew the sleeves right off this shirt just from posing for this picture"
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| Yankee Rebel
August 5, 2010
10:12:09 AM
Entry #: 3543870
| Look Ma, I got my Hulkamania membership card and prize
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| Green Monster
August 5, 2010
3:52:03 PM
Entry #: 3544162
| "Mikah Aumen not only taught me to drive a stick shift, he's also my personal trainer too"
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| Green Monster
August 5, 2010
3:54:51 PM
Entry #: 3544165
| "Jealous yet?"
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