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TOPIC: Free Agency |
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| LB4LB.
September 28, 2010
11:45:29 AM
Entry #: 3582190
| The 2011 Free Agency period has begun. Its time to announce if you are a free agent. Free agents include exempt players coming off their 3 years of captivity and anybody interested in changing teams. And Dutilly. Hes a free agent because nobody wants him. LB4LB officially announces his free agency. Prefer to play at Foster ( VFW, PNA, GQ, WYLD Stallions ). Best MI player in league history, 3rd best current pitcher with flashes of brilliant dominance but will play anywhere bat anywhere. Will contibute generously to team budget and wallet is always the first one on the bar post game. Who else? Kirby must be. Ricky? Hinske? Demo..?...lets get all the names out there and get the hot stove fire roaring.
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| Guvna14
September 28, 2010
12:17:43 PM
Entry #: 3582220
| Kirby isn't going anywhere.
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| LB4LB.
September 28, 2010
12:48:21 PM
Entry #: 3582240
| nobody wants his salty ass thats why. Otherwise, if Kirby ever wants to play in the second round of the playoffs...he better declare is free agency
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| Guvna14
September 28, 2010
12:52:30 PM
Entry #: 3582243
| I'd take him on any team, anyday.....you speak the truth about the playoffs though....I got nuttin to respond there.
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| LB4LB.
September 28, 2010
1:57:03 PM
Entry #: 3582299
| Matt Mallette........is a free agent. I can read between the lines Matty.
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| Bryan07
September 28, 2010
2:11:18 PM
Entry #: 3582321
| he isnt a free agent till spring 2012, we have had this conversation already
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| DeMonti
September 28, 2010
4:30:10 PM
Entry #: 3582458
| KIRBY WHO????? WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? NOT THE GUY WHO COMES TO COVENTRY ON SUNDAY AND THINKS HES PLAYN CONFERANCE BALL AT BRANFORD IS IT, THE GUY WHO TAKES SUNDAY MORNING SOFTBALL AS IF IT WAS A NIT CHAMPIONSHIP GAME AND HAS ZERO FUN AT ALL AND TAKES IT WAY TO SERIOUSLY AND EVERYONE ON HIS TEAM ABSOLUTELY CANT STAND THE GUY OR STAND PLAYING WITH HIM? THAT GUY?
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| LB4LB.
September 28, 2010
5:48:00 PM
Entry #: 3582514
| somebody defend Kirby here. I cant. Demo is now a friend. But, if he wasnt I would mention that he has team hopped from 2007 Chris Moulton to 2008 Crowe to 2009 Trust to 2010 VFW/Anger Management. Im pretty sure 2011 will be Indigo ( Ians new sponsor since I am am free agent both as player and sponsor ). Mallette's free agency is confirmed at 2012. Which is a shame for Matt because that is Musty's and Doug Haynes' walk year
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| Chip Chip
September 28, 2010
6:03:09 PM
Entry #: 3582521
| Patriot will make it beyond the 2nd round of the playoffs. Kirby isn't going anywhere. I've got him wrapped up for a LONG term secret contract. He doesn't even remember signing it. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve...like telling the other team that the field got changed or the time changed so we get the 2 wins. More CHANGES to come after fall ball.
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| Stevens 4
September 28, 2010
6:09:47 PM
Entry #: 3582523
| Free agent.
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| ICheatBetterThanDutilly
September 28, 2010
6:44:53 PM
Entry #: 3582540
| I am also a free agent, so look out bitchs!!!
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| Stevens 4
September 28, 2010
7:16:06 PM
Entry #: 3582559
| You may cheat better than Dutilly but you don't spell any better than Gopher.
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| Gopher
September 28, 2010
8:37:44 PM
Entry #: 3582604
| I'm representing Jeff Considine & Mike Slezak
They will start taking offers Jan 1 for all that are interested in there services
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| Chip Chip
September 28, 2010
8:47:11 PM
Entry #: 3582614
| I'd be getting a better agent than Gopher..
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| hinske
September 28, 2010
8:57:42 PM
Entry #: 3582624
| after an awful season i retire.
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| DeMonti
September 29, 2010
7:56:44 AM
Entry #: 3582789
| HEY BOB, EVER HEAR THE SAYING TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, IM SPEAKING FROM EXPERIANCE, NO ONE CAN STAND PLAYING WITH ME EITHER SO I KNOW THE FEELING AND CAN RELATE, I ALSO AM RETIRING FROM SOFTBALL WITH HINSKE AFTER AN AWFUL SEASON LOL. HINSKE AND I DURING THE SUMMER WILL BE PUTTING ON OUR OWN CLINICS, HINSKE BOW HUNTING CAMP AND MY BOOZING AND VAGINA SMASHING CAMP, NOW TAKING ENROLLMENT, AND NO GOPHER, YOU CANT BLOW ME YOU FAG.
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| DeMonti
September 29, 2010
7:59:25 AM
Entry #: 3582793
| AND BESIDES, IM JUST TRYING TO STIR UP A LITTLE SMACK ON THIS FUCKIN MORTUARY OF A WEBSITE, ITS LIKE READING THE FUCKIN OBITUARIES EVERY DAY, COME ON PEOPLE.
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| Lags
September 29, 2010
8:11:17 AM
Entry #: 3582800
| Heard CM is bringing in 2 more beasts from east providence.. could be a rumor though..
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| Nate_6
September 29, 2010
8:52:40 AM
Entry #: 3582823
| before any of these player rumors get started I am calling "BULLSHIT" I cant wait to see the shit flying across this thread,then come spring have it totally change due to a drunken argument or some other excuse. Should be fun to watch anyway. I am not available for free agency for another couple of years and by then my skills will have depleted so much I won't be good for any team.
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| Nate_6
September 29, 2010
8:58:32 AM
Entry #: 3582828
| Crowe is bring in in 4 guys that will change the face of the league. LOL LB,here's the ball,now run with it.
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| LB4LB.
September 29, 2010
9:14:13 AM
Entry #: 3582841
| Every time I read a CM player post I think of the phrase " even a blind squirrel will find an acorn now and then". Sorry to hear they are bringing in two more " beasts". The " team" concept that they speak and credit their championship to is going away more quickly than I anticipated. Repeating as champs is taking priority over having fun with their buddies. Success is difficult to handle. Thats why making an unprecedented 4 finals in a row is a real testament to Smitty as a coach. That said...who is getting cut on CM? If Im not one of the first 6 guys in the CM lineup I would be declaring for free agency right now. Jump ship before Lags makes you walk the plank.
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| Lags
September 29, 2010
9:18:39 AM
Entry #: 3582844
| hahaha I like to see you fired up lb4lb senior... nobody is going to make me walk anything..unless of course your walking me to first base again...
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| LB4LB.
September 29, 2010
9:21:01 AM
Entry #: 3582847
| Crowe has a new Fantastic Four. ? Hopefully two of them are named Dutilly and Wright. Have you told the new four that they are playing half their games at Wash Oak? I bet AJ Costa wishes he had waited an extra week or two before signing a Crowe Waiver. AJ prob lead the league in 360 ft laser outs. This was a break thru year for the Crowes...finishing top 4 BUT still cant win a playoff series. the Problem? Cote..obviously. new nickname. Cote : The Problem
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| LB4LB.
September 29, 2010
9:22:42 AM
Entry #: 3582849
| well done Lags.............and you too Demo. Your rants are inspiring
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| Ryno34
September 29, 2010
9:25:10 AM
Entry #: 3582850
| I am announcing my intentions to form Flop Sweat/Botelho Insurance with all the stragglers and free agents. I have already lined up a team Psychiatrist.
[IMG]http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj16/ryno1334/lucy-the-doctor-is-in.jpg[/IMG]
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| Ryno34
September 29, 2010
9:26:06 AM
Entry #: 3582853
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| LB4LB.
September 29, 2010
9:32:43 AM
Entry #: 3582860
| Since the new league trend is to hire an agent I am announcing that i represent Robert Dutilly. I will PAY you to get his limping broken finger dentally challenged ass on your roster. We have no demands. He has no physical skills that will help you win any games. He is funny though. Look, truth is, his son is playing next year and he has been telling his son that he is a full time, star type player...and...jesus....its going to be embarrassing if Bob ends up being exposed as a part time dh full time scorekeeper. So please, Firefighters, step up, make an offer....which is nothing more than sliding a pen into Dute's crippled right hand so that he can scratch his X onto a waiver. For the sake of the kid.
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| LB4LB.
September 29, 2010
9:49:37 AM
Entry #: 3582872
| QUICK list: Two of these CM guys are being replaced by the beasts from East Providence: Jackson, Walker, George, Doucette, Melo , Deware, Dolan, Fiskey.....Dudes, your friends are the first ones that will hurt you. Whichever two it is...man, any other team in the league would looooove to have you . Dont wait till March 27 and scramble to find a team. Sign now.
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| Goody
September 29, 2010
11:56:05 AM
Entry #: 3582973
| I know of one roster spot in particular opening up... unfortutnately Knight is moving back to Florida... mentioned something about fitting in better with the heavy population of child molesters. He'll be getting interviewed by Chris Hanson before we know it.
Lags... if from what I hear about these two guys is true... WOW. We'll finally have that replacment we've been look for in left center.
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| LB4LB.
September 29, 2010
12:49:02 PM
Entry #: 3583008
| In case anyone forgot..I am monitoring this and will let this fester for years and years and years. Back down the list CM CONGRATS thread!
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| DUTILLY
September 29, 2010
9:17:58 PM
Entry #: 3583349
| im playing for whoever has wash oak for a home field....and then i bet that homo kirby that i beat his ass in hrs for the yr
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| Chip Chip
September 30, 2010
2:32:05 PM
Entry #: 3583756
| Bob....stop getting everyone so excited. You know you are playing for Patriot Oil next year. We'll put that rumor to rest now.
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| Guvna14
September 30, 2010
2:34:02 PM
Entry #: 3583760
| Oh Jesus Chip!! Really?
Can I request my exemption to be waived now if that's the case?
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| LB4LB.
September 30, 2010
4:26:04 PM
Entry #: 3583858
| Sign me up Chip. As long as you give RyMatt his release....
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| Chip Chip
September 30, 2010
9:20:14 PM
Entry #: 3584071
| I'm trying to help TIMEBOMB stir shit up at this morgue. Matt, your still on P.O., Bob, always room for a solid player with great analysis of the games events.
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| Gopher
October 1, 2010
8:13:36 AM
Entry #: 3584211
| Have 2 meetings this week with potential teams for both Slezak & Considine. Looking forward to having some info on a 3rd client soon
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| Nate_6
October 1, 2010
10:07:16 AM
Entry #: 3584282
| Gopher,having those Stuart Smalley chats with yourself in the mirror does not qualify as a meeting. Do these guys know you are representing them?
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| LB4LB.
October 1, 2010
12:26:47 PM
Entry #: 3584406
| For example, Michael Slezak is my client. His career arc points to a record breaking 2011 and it should be known he is hitting the gym with a ferocity rarely seen in Coventry softball.
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| Nate_6
October 1, 2010
12:38:16 PM
Entry #: 3584415
| Nice. Management controversy over The rights to Slezak's papers? Only way to settle this... Thunderdome! 2 men enter,one man leaves!
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| guapo
October 1, 2010
1:07:04 PM
Entry #: 3584440
| Is there a gym at Burger King? Do you know that Slezak confessed to me that he ate SIX rodeo burgers in one sitting? And washed then down with fries and a shake.
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| Stevens 4
October 1, 2010
4:09:16 PM
Entry #: 3584567
| So that is why he started to look like Barry Bonds....at least in the head.
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| Gopher
October 1, 2010
9:37:30 PM
Entry #: 3584715
| Thats right Dean...I forgot about that.
Now i need to redo his rider....
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| LB4LB.
October 2, 2010
9:25:20 AM
Entry #: 3584808
| whats a Rodeo Burger? Seriously.
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| Nate_6
October 2, 2010
10:02:33 AM
Entry #: 3584817
| LB,a rodeo cheeseburger is a burger with cheese,bbq,and onion rings(2). I have done that same meal only with a coke instead of shake.
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| Rockstar81
October 2, 2010
5:30:54 PM
Entry #: 3584919
| Free Agent!
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| Ryno34
October 3, 2010
2:39:30 AM
Entry #: 3585084
| Umpires don't count.
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| DeMonti
October 5, 2010
8:39:23 AM
Entry #: 3586262
| ian, erase this garbage disposal of a thread, you know the website is sucking cock when people are fighting over the rights of slezak, really?? an agent, hahahahahaha what a joke!!!!
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