That's why them liquored up old boys tip them cows..get them shrooms and dance around like pshyco-dellic rodeo clowns!!
BT
February 21, 2011 2:10:10 PM
Entry #: 3658389
Spring Training
BT
February 22, 2011 8:26:00 PM
Entry #: 3659699
hidden from my house
Daump
February 24, 2011 2:08:21 PM
Entry #: 3661136
BT, Thats just wrong and very funny. I laughed pretty hard though. Diet Mountain Dew burns as it passes thru your nostrils.
moulton
March 1, 2011 4:13:23 AM
Entry #: 3664481
Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow
Mixed Things
March 4, 2011 7:16:29 PM
Entry #: 3668043
.??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i? ?s?? ??? si si??
Knight
March 6, 2011 8:05:28 AM
Entry #: 3668772
This just in from Mixed Things or is it Mixed Up?
Head really hurts. Had too much Charlie Sheen last night. Gonna stumble over to Starbucks get me some Emilio Estevez.
Birkey
March 8, 2011 3:57:19 AM
Entry #: 3670360
How you can sue a cigarette company for cancer & Mcdonalds for getting fat, but you can't sue Molsons for all the ugly people U F&@$ed?
MBA89
March 9, 2011 11:38:47 AM
Entry #: 3671533
LMAO!
BT
March 26, 2011 4:51:25 PM
Entry #: 3685868
well?
Ryman19
March 27, 2011 9:35:09 PM
Entry #: 3686399
Wow,that is funny stuff.
Matches
March 29, 2011 6:43:43 PM
Entry #: 3688343
Dont hate on a persons success lady
BT
March 30, 2011 7:11:42 PM
Entry #: 3689329
BT
August 18, 2011 8:07:59 AM
Entry #: 3783897
the good old days Ricky?
BT
October 27, 2011 10:06:10 PM
Entry #: 3825950
Difficult Questions With Intelligent Answers
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.
Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ? A : Dinner.
Daump
November 5, 2011 5:28:07 AM
Entry #: 3831268
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?
silverfox
November 11, 2011 3:13:50 PM
Entry #: 3835945
After Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!
EPM
November 14, 2011 2:45:32 PM
Entry #: 3837606
The Irish Funeral
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?" "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line."
BT
November 30, 2011 9:29:06 PM
Entry #: 3845574
Are you as bored as I am? Read that backwards, it still makes sense.
BT
December 13, 2011 8:36:17 PM
Entry #: 3849966
turn up the volume...
BT
January 7, 2012 3:35:14 PM
Entry #: 3855009
Chinese Sex
While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”
The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there's no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”
The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.”
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Faw off by itself!”
BT
April 8, 2012 10:20:25 AM
Entry #: 3893348
Funny
BT
May 17, 2012 7:26:49 AM
Entry #: 3917162
BT
June 28, 2012 6:23:55 AM
Entry #: 3939063
Pickup lines for old people:
Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause ive fallen for you and cant get up.
