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Author TOPIC: GOT YOU!!!
Smitty77

February 21, 2011
6:00:45 PM

Entry #: 3658773
DEMONTI'S FIRST DATES...


DeMonti

February 21, 2011
6:53:52 PM

Entry #: 3658853
GOT ME!!!!!!!!!

T Mac

February 21, 2011
10:26:23 PM

Entry #: 3659004
I found a video of demonti's buddy! Does this count as someone hitting piss missiles?




Nate_6

February 22, 2011
11:05:28 AM

Entry #: 3659124
El Presidente! Great stuff!

Smitty77

February 22, 2011
11:12:25 AM

Entry #: 3659127
I'll never forget my first BP with Ryman. Botelho invited him down to City Park with me, Considine, and Daren. It's a normal day of BP. Within 24 hours Ryman, in his posting days, comes online and posts that I'm the worst BP pitcher ever. Ahhhh memories. My memory was of Ryman only swinging at pitches over his head.

Now we have proof.


Also, you know how much I love stats...

Is it BATTING practice when:

55 pitches are thrown
3 get the thumbs up HR
3 are good shots with no thumb indication
8 are good swings
AND
31 are taken and thrown back to the pitcher

I miss Ryman. We need him to come back from Florida.


Smitty77

February 22, 2011
11:14:00 AM

Entry #: 3659129
and yes, it's vacation and i have nothing better to do than watch 6 minutes and 33 seconds of ryman bp with a notepad tracking the results.


so save your insults i know im pathetic


DeMonti

February 22, 2011
4:51:37 PM

Entry #: 3659509
first off i would like to start by giving the thumbs down on that whole shit show of a circus act gone bad, that was PUTRID also AWFUL and last but not least GROSS! what the fuck was that? was it really neccesary to video tape that display of how not to spend a saturday. you would be allset ryman if you were playing against a team that was short a left fielder and a shortstop, then those PISS MISSLES would all be hits, otherwise, the way i counted, you were a stellar .289. thanx for the laugh though, watchn someone make a complete terd of themselves is hilarious hahahahahahahha

DeMonti

February 22, 2011
5:05:18 PM

Entry #: 3659529
although, to his defense, it looks like the only people he could recruit to pitch to him by the looks of it came from the trudeau center, both videos combined there were about 4 strikes thrown, if i ever play ryman again im doing the "RYMAN SHIFT", meaning putting all my outfielders in left field and all my infielders standing on the grass at short. that should amount to 0 hits for tryman hahahahahahahahaha im still in shock at the awfullness of that, that was like watching a video of yourself jerking off, awful and wrong. gross.

E W 3 3

February 22, 2011
6:17:47 PM

Entry #: 3659607
Are you sure that's Ryman? It looks like it may be Kirby....

tuck00

February 22, 2011
7:29:38 PM

Entry #: 3659660
His mannerisms are like Kirby except how to hit the ball. Kirby really does hit piss rockets that are actually hits,lol

Ryno34

February 23, 2011
2:23:04 AM

Entry #: 3659852
Those are the only 2 virgins left in Florida. I am talking virgins fucking pussy. You know they sampled each others sweaty assholes after BP.

DeMonti

February 23, 2011
7:07:25 AM

Entry #: 3659867
good point tuck, im impressed though, you managed to trash ryman and blow kirby in the same post, now thats talent lol

DUTILLY

February 23, 2011
9:37:49 AM

Entry #: 3659952
FUCK KIRBY.....THE GUYS LIKE 106 YRS OLD..HES A BUM

E W 3 3

February 23, 2011
6:17:21 PM

Entry #: 3660470
Ryno, thats just wrong. I laughed pretty hard though. Diet Mountain Dew burns as it passes thru your nostrils.

tuck00

February 23, 2011
8:51:26 PM

Entry #: 3660600
Actually Demonti, I wasn't knocking RYman, just thought it was funny with the Kirby mannerisms, had nothing to do with how he hits.
The only person I make fun of about hitting is myself because I suck, well maybe Dutilly cause he really really sux, alright and maybe Gopher.
As far as Kirby goes, we should institute a new rule because he is a HOF Utrip playa and is too good for our league that we walk him every time he comes up, so he'll quit and then Knight or Neil is guaranteed the HR title.
Smitty let me guess who the hold out on the choice of ball was......












Artie, I have quit to take up golf!!!!!! Way to stick to your guns


Shamrock

February 24, 2011
9:07:54 AM

Entry #: 3660822
Seriously!? That was horrible.

Lags

February 24, 2011
10:59:50 AM

Entry #: 3660909
that pitcher looked liked lb4lb pitching to me in the playoffs... absolutely putrid

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