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TOPIC: The Season's Upon Us |
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| Charlie Sheen
March 8, 2011
11:41:54 AM
Entry #: 3670638
| There has been a lot of controversy regarding my usage during my career as a closer for the Knights. I use a blender, and household items, what are you asking? When the last time I ingested a PED?
I probably took more than anyone can survive. I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed, one gear, GO! How do I survive it? Because I'm me, I have a different brain, a different constitution, a different heart, and ya know, I got tiger blood!
I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there, I'm a Knight duh, WINNING!
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| Mercury Morris
March 8, 2011
2:50:01 PM
Entry #: 3670909
| Let me tell you a little bit about bangin 7 gram rocks, the only bangin that's goin on was in 72' when I single handedly carried an entire team of players through a season and won the superbowl for them. And let me tell you a little somethin about that superbowl.... it was perfect, as in perfectville. Now I know there aint no one else in perfectville so I'm gonna get a big sign that says perfectville and put the pop. 1 on there. To tie it all back together, it's hard to bang in a town of 1, but it's ok, I do it myself with the tears of the teams that can't make it to perfectville.
Champagne is ready to pop again this year early, and that aint the only thing thats going to pop when I have a hand full of your tears.
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| Rocky Marciano
March 8, 2011
4:52:58 PM
Entry #: 3671090
| Hey Merc,
17-0 is pretty good, but it's not as good as 49-0 which was my career record. And I did that by myself, while you had 50+ teammates to carry your loud, dumb ass to victory. I also had a series of five movies inspired by me (Rocky V never happened), you might have heard of them:
Rocky
Rocky II
Rocky III
Rocky IV
Rocky Balboa.
So Mercury, while you might reside there, I'm the President, Mayor, Judge, and Jury of Perfectville. You live by my rules.
YO ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!
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