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TOPIC: forum member |
| Ethos 71
March 10, 2011
11:00:12 PM
Entry #: 3673193
| The 13 steps to becoming a forum member...
1. post
2. get made fun of by Harry Package for your words
3. get destroyed by Gimme just for posting
4. get statistically embarrassed by winberg
5. get somewhat defended and somewhat made fun of by ArmsDynasty, Bowen 24 and Uarms
6. laugh at the Leafs while reading Birkey
7. get destroyed by Mr. October
8. get destroyed by Mr. October again, this time he'll laugh at himself with 1,000 hahahas
9. get pissed off and rip everyone that ripped you
10. watch as everyone gives you credit
11. get made fun of by Rounding Third
12. enjoy your new forum membership
13. smile as someone new signs on and you can take shots
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| winnberg
March 11, 2011
7:40:30 AM
Entry #: 3673273
| Best post I've read on the forum since 2009, and it's not just because you mentioned me in it. Bravo sir!
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| Gimme
March 11, 2011
9:40:20 AM
Entry #: 3673326
| Idiot...
Hahaha. That WAS a pretty good post.
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| MBA89
March 12, 2011
12:25:43 AM
Entry #: 3674089
| How ironic that the two best forumers right now have the arguably the worst names ever, Gimme more and winnbag.
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| Mr. October
March 16, 2011
10:36:17 AM
Entry #: 3677273
| I like! Can't believe I'm that far down the list though..Guess I need to improve my forum skills.
My Papi always told me...Just be yourself! all the good personalities are already taken!
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| Knight
March 22, 2011
7:32:53 AM
Entry #: 3681645
| You missed a few
14. Winnberg will correct your grammatical errors.
15. Whalen will predict garbage
16. Mello out will need to find you where the beer is coming from
17. Still cooking will write about his new recipes
18. Carp will go on and on about MAS
19. Killer Tinos might write about his love for the Arms
20. Cashman will predict the winners of the day
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| Roundn Third
March 22, 2011
3:31:34 PM
Entry #: 3682229
| I would also add: Talking trash on the forum, instantly regretting it, creating a new account, bashing your original post with your new account, and tell no one.
All while drunk at 2am.
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| moscon
March 23, 2011
10:47:49 PM
Entry #: 3683816
| Rounding third,
Behold....the messiah has arrived. You just got the USPL Justin Bieber Award for 2011. Congratulations on assuming the position as the biggest nut in the league without having set on the field yet...an unprecedented accomplishment.
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| Knight
March 24, 2011
3:36:40 AM
Entry #: 3683932
| Forum Syndrome:
When you are looking forward to something constantly, to the point of obsession, causing you to read and write on this forum 24/7.
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| Roundn Third
March 24, 2011
9:26:14 AM
Entry #: 3684030
| Dearest moscon,
I remember my first post too! Your little heart must have just been racing. Do us all a favor though, ok? Before trying to achieve notoriety on the forum with a sub par MTV Kids reference, work a tad on your articulation. Step your game up. Your with the big boys now.
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| Bowen #19
March 24, 2011
11:24:16 AM
Entry #: 3684188
| hahahahaha Rounding Third is a beauty.
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| moscon
March 25, 2011
6:57:46 AM
Entry #: 3684944
| Hoping to get to third,
Great comeback for someone with a third grade reading level. I bet you were driving to grade school. I don't mean the kind of driving you do now,you know,behind the wheel of the van marked free candy.
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| Ethos71
March 26, 2011
7:35:52 AM
Entry #: 3685712
| If at first you don't succeed trying to get someone to respond to your post....try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
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| moscon
March 30, 2011
1:07:20 AM
Entry #: 3688620
| Can you hear the silence......rounding third is quite.
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| Roundn Third
March 31, 2011
1:20:16 PM
Entry #: 3689936
| Rounding Third is quite.....quite what? Oh, did you mean QUIET? Bravo! Actually what you heard was the sound of you nailing your own coffin closed.
Your clever witty insults were way too much for me to handle. I mean, give them a read, who wouldn't go "quite"? We here in the big league, usually one respond to worthwhile chirps.
Considering you have publicly embarrassed yourself using that 'screen name' of yours, the league suggests either stepping down into the minors, or changing your name. Lord knows you can't use that one anymore and be taken seriously.
Checkmate, Sergei!
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| Gimme
March 31, 2011
5:17:56 PM
Entry #: 3690235
| I’ll have to agree with Roundn Third on this one (which will be a first for ol’ Gimme, agreeing with RT).
Mr. moscon, please. Three posts, each one more sad and embarrassing than the one before it.
Some sage advice for you. Step back and take a break. Read more and post less. Then when you’re feeling a little bit more up to it, post something complimentary and not critical. Make friends and not enemies.
(If and when you finally make those friends, then go ahead and give them a shot!)
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| moscon
April 1, 2011
8:17:09 AM
Entry #: 3690596
| Fellow teammates and peers. Please tighten up. Don't give the shooter bullets. Right now is a crucial time for our futures. Best wishes.
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| moscon
April 2, 2011
10:22:43 AM
Entry #: 3691329
| Come on Gimme, don't allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not.
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| MBA89
April 4, 2011
10:21:49 PM
Entry #: 3693425
| Note to rounding third and Gimme...please send this to moscon......I don't expect much, I just want someone to step up and love me like I deserve to be loved.
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| Knight
April 7, 2011
4:18:32 AM
Entry #: 3695466
| You'd be amazed at how some of your friends talk about you when you're not around. It's a cold world out there, keep warm!
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| Ethos 71
April 9, 2011
7:32:16 AM
Entry #: 3697401
| Moscon,
Support your local Search and Rescue unit. Get lost.
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| BT
April 11, 2011
11:03:31 PM
Entry #: 3699325
| I read an article the other day that said, "if you drink every day you are an alcoholic." Thank god I only drink every night.
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| moscon
April 12, 2011
2:27:23 PM
Entry #: 3699940
| You spend your days fascinated with another man's choice to have a few pints.......weak..
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| moscon
April 14, 2011
6:37:34 AM
Entry #: 3701638
| Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you did?
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