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Author TOPIC: Saturday
Mercury Morris

June 9, 2011
9:14:14 AM

Entry #: 3742873
Yep, you guessed it, I'm chilling the bubbly. There ain't no team going undefeated this year. Siren, Bruce, Hornets, Cumberland..... sounds a lot like Baltimore, Buffalo and New England of 72... (not that great). Looks like this weekend Brill faces their version of the 72 Jets who was the only team to give my fins a run for our money.

I'll be that guy you can't hardly see in the trees over the left field fence spraying myself with a cold stream of carbonated goodness in celebration once again of being the best team in sports history.

-Merc


Ditka

June 9, 2011
11:38:18 AM

Entry #: 3742995
Merc,

You know the only teams that were really worth a crap were the ones that played a sixteen game schedule and finished with one loss. I'm talkin' about '84 Niners, the '85 Bears who are the actual greatest team ever, and the '07 Patriots. All three of those team would beat the aqua out of your pansy little '72 Dolphins. Ooooooh, you won 17 games, well we won 17, then wrote a song about how we were going to win the 18th. Guess what, we did, 46-10. All truly great teams are confident enough to write a song about what they're going to do, then they do it.

Instead of popping the cork on that champagne bottle, how about you sit on it.

-Da Coach


Coach Wooden

June 9, 2011
1:19:13 PM

Entry #: 3743092
I might have to side with Merc on this one...but - Ditka has a point...14-0 regular season, 17-0 overall...bahhh - how about 88 games in a row, regular seasons, post seasons...all seasons - Bruins rule.

Jahangir Khan

June 9, 2011
1:35:14 PM

Entry #: 3743106
None of you know what a real winning streak is. Call me when you reach 555 wins in a row and we'll talk.

Ditka

June 9, 2011
1:38:50 PM

Entry #: 3743107
If the sport you're playing is the same name as a vegetable, it doesn't count. The only relevance "squash" has is when referring to what my '85 Bears squad would do to those pathetic '72 minnows.

Bill Goldberg

June 9, 2011
1:55:39 PM

Entry #: 3743136
Take your sissy '85 songs, your pretty boy '07 quarterback who couldn't close out the super bowl or your 70's so-called 'athletes' who by today's standards wouldn't be able to stand toe-to-toe with the Detroit Lions with numb nuts Matt Millen calling the plays.

None of those compare to my reign as WCW champion and my undefeated streak as I used the SPEAR to finish each and every one of the best.

Merc, I've got just 1 question for you..... WHO'S NEXT!?


Michael Bolton

June 9, 2011
2:39:11 PM

Entry #: 3743176
Now back to the good part!

This is the tale, of Captain Jack Sparrow...


Mercury Morris

June 9, 2011
3:05:50 PM

Entry #: 3743200
Who's next? Who's next?? I'll tell you who's next....

A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE.

That's what's next!


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