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| The Gambler
June 28, 2011
11:16:08 AM
Entry #: 3754916
| I like the odds on the Knights vs. the Honkers
I've got the Knights with a sweep at 2-1
Knights by 3 or more both games: 5-1
Knights in 7 by 10+ both games: 100-1
Odds Mau is in the lineup: 5-1
Odds Mau is hungover/drunk: 1-1000
Odds Mau is in Barron County Saturday: 5-1
Odds Mau is in Barron County Jail Saturday: 7-1
before game only: 50-1
after game only: 50-1
both: 7-1
Odds the Love Gun makes an appearance: 2-1
Odds of a double Berger: 2-1
Odds Howard gets nervous and calls the game if he sees a cloud this week: Even
Odds Trav burgles a turd: 2-1
Odds Hill reaches base safely: Even
Odds Nick gets a hit: 2-1 (come on, he's due)
Odds someone gets upset by one of these: 2-1
Odds that person has no sense of humor: 1-1000000
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| Pete Rose
June 29, 2011
8:40:57 AM
Entry #: 3755507
| I'll parlay these three:
Mau in the starting lineup: 5-1
Double Berger: 2-1
Hill gets on base safely: Pick 'em
Slap a cool G on that parlay, Charlie Hustle's gotta get paid.
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| Jim Tressel
June 29, 2011
8:51:15 AM
Entry #: 3755511
| I'm in...got some free time on my hands - and - need some cash:
Mau is hungover/drunk 1-1000
After game only 50-1
both 7:1
Howard to call game: Even
Double Berger 2:1
Hill to get on base...no...not going there.
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| Deluxe
June 29, 2011
9:24:14 AM
Entry #: 3755541
| Hope that's not a parlay, you've got some contradicting bets there guarenteeing yourself to lose. For example, it will be pretty though for any of those other bets to take place if Howard calls the game.
You must be new to this Tressel, maybe just stick to looking the other way when it comes to infractions.
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| Tressel
June 29, 2011
1:21:11 PM
Entry #: 3755676
| I like gaurantee's.
All in on Howard.
By the way...I've got a couple rose bowl sweaters and a couple Big Ten championship rings to sell - anyone interested?
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| The Gambler
June 29, 2011
1:36:01 PM
Entry #: 3755694
| Tressel: you can't bet sweaters and jewelry. How am I supposed to pay that out IF you win...an afghan and toe rings? Besides, I already have plenty of Badger Rose Bowl gear.
Mr. Rose: I will only take your wager if you can guarantee you will be on the field Saturday...but not representing Mau. Because we all know a drunk Mau looks a lot like a Pete Rose...except Mau doesn't slide head first, he just falls that way.
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| Tressel
June 29, 2011
2:45:08 PM
Entry #: 3755740
| Hey - if I lose...I know where I can get you a tatoo for nothing - Soltes - will you cover for me?????
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| The Gambler
June 30, 2011
12:41:49 PM
Entry #: 3756178
| Congratulations are in order for former Coach Tressel!
Due to his outstanding leadership at Ohio State and his place as a father figure to many young men, THE Ohio State University tops the list of the 2011 Off-Season Scandal Power Rankings as compiled by DJ Gallo of ESPN.com!
I believe your championship trophy was traded in for one free full body tatoo...see Soltes for more details.
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