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| Mercury Morris
December 14, 2011
9:01:15 AM
Entry #: 3850052
| In 3 weeks I will no longer be relevant, and I don't know how to contain my sorrow.
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| Larry Csonka
December 14, 2011
11:13:11 AM
Entry #: 3850086
| Don't worry little buddy, none of it will matter when Timmy Tebow snatches victory from the jaws of defeat in the Super Bowl on February 5th. We've been through this once before with those Tom Pretty Patriots, the Green Men Group will give it away just like them.
Keep the champagne on ice and join me for a hunt to pass the time. Or better yet, give American Gladiators a try.
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| Discount Double-Check
December 14, 2011
12:47:54 PM
Entry #: 3850100
| Those claims are more false than the accusations against my good friend and manly companion, Ryan. But maybe during his 50-game suspension he and I can enjoy some long-overdue time together at Merc's beach house in Miami where we can lounge with Cuban cigars supplied by Merc- in celebration of a 19-0 dynasty.
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| (The Real) Mercury Morris
December 15, 2011
4:37:15 PM
Entry #: 3850512
| Hey yo look, let me axe you a question, where you get off pretending you're me? I AM relevant, and I WILL be celebrating before this season is over. Remember, the 72' fins didn't lose a game, regular season, playoffs or super bowl. We won them all. It didn't matter that we only played like 3 1/2 total games, we're still the only team in the town of Perfectville.
It does only seem fitting that if a team joins us on the pedestal of perfection that it's one of the teams that beat us in the pre-season back in 72, but it AINT GONNA HAPPEN! There's a good chance that god will bless Tebow with such a miracle of a game that the NFL awards every team a loss, he's the true champion here, winning all of those games on his own, with no help from anyone. That's one guy we'd welcome to Perfec-town with open arms.
-This has been the greatest player in the history of any sport and part of the super bowl champion 1972 Miami Dolphins signing out.
Merc
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| Romeo
December 19, 2011
7:38:35 AM
Entry #: 3851188
| The KANSAS CITY CHEIFS...Aaron Rogers - ya right, best quarterback in the NFL - we're talking Kyle Orton, he outplayed Rogers - you should trade Rogers while you can still get some valur for him. Packers on the downhill slide...
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| Jim Cramer
December 19, 2011
12:46:53 PM
Entry #: 3851264
| Buy low sell high! SELL, SELL, SELL!!!!! These Packers are about to enter a Bear market this week in Chicago. I agree with Romeo, sell before the pickin gets slim!
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| Coach Ditka
December 19, 2011
3:05:04 PM
Entry #: 3851295
| Let me tell you pansies one thing. Defense wins championships. Anybody could have told you those Sally offense-oriented slackers were going to get beat sooner or later. When Charles Woodson isn't allowed to assault receivers before they catch the ball, their defense isn't very good. You know whose defense was good? Not the '85 Bears, that was a GREAT defense. Charles Woodson please, try Gary Fencik. And another thing, with those linemen from the cheeseballs dropping like flies, we're no longer talking about Mercury Morris' neighborhood (not perfectville, more like senileville), we're talking about Mr. Rodgers neighborhood, also known as every Packers' opponent's defensive line. Gonna be knockin on Rodgers door the rest of the year. Sorry Pack, you ain't going 18-1, and even if you did, the best 1 loss team of all time came from a city a few hours south of Been Gray. CHICAGO.
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