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TOPIC: What would you do? |
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| george steinbrener
February 24, 2012
8:11:34 PM
Entry #: 3870746
| If you had to wake up every morning and the first thing you saw is nate facker?
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| iWitch-hunt
February 24, 2012
8:15:58 PM
Entry #: 3870748
| Wish to god that I lost all 5 of my senses
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| fujitsu
February 24, 2012
8:32:38 PM
Entry #: 3870751
| I 'd call the police! Tell them a dirty smelly bum climbed in through a window. Then I would set my home on fire with the son of a bitch inside!
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| Jesse Jackson
February 24, 2012
8:51:53 PM
Entry #: 3870755
| The only thing I could see being worse, is to wake up next to a fat pasty white, 2 belly button, dragon tattooed, gray headed, slob that all he wants to do is climb on top and sweat like a pig for 45 minutes. I mean that has to be equally as gross right? Then again, those 2 have strikingly similar features, maybe in the long lost inbred backwoods of Keenanland (Aka Exeter) they are related.
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| Utilty guy
February 24, 2012
9:06:24 PM
Entry #: 3870758
| Ha. Imagine that. I just threw up. Thats evenly disgusting. Almost as bad as letting stevens on top of you drooling peperoni juice on your neck and stinking like shit from having his head up botelhos ass. Speaking of botelho. What would you get if you stood botelho up on kevin dolans shoulders? Yup thats right. You would have an average size man
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| fujitsu
February 25, 2012
1:16:39 PM
Entry #: 3870866
| An average size man with chicken legs twice past his prime!
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| Jesse Jackson
February 25, 2012
7:17:48 PM
Entry #: 3870930
| Wow, what an awful combination...is that possible? I mean seriously, think about. Wouldn't their be like a Napolian alpha male complex? You got a midget Paul Schaffer, and a midget Hughey Lewis. One bald as hell, the other as perfectly manicured hair. That would be the equivalent of putting two of those Japanese fighting goldfish in the same cup. The only thing they have in common is sub 5' height and bicep implants!!! Now chew on that
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| Jesse Jackson
February 25, 2012
7:19:07 PM
Entry #: 3870932
| But that combo would have one thing in common with me...2 belly buttons!!!
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| KD
February 25, 2012
10:20:30 PM
Entry #: 3870965
| I got nothin...that was so frikin funny!! I'd try to guess who it is but with a title like that, it could be 1/2...no, more like 3/4 of the league.
Oh by the way, can you guess what else this combo has in common?
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| Utilty guy
February 25, 2012
10:51:18 PM
Entry #: 3870968
| Im gonna guess that you both shop at baby gap
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| iWitch-hunt
February 26, 2012
8:07:33 AM
Entry #: 3871002
| Both atrorious pitchers?
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| lb4lb-7
February 26, 2012
12:28:17 PM
Entry #: 3871040
| Atrocious is correct. Or , maybe we are redefining pitching excellence...which is only defined as last guy standing. 2009 it was Dolan. 2011 it was lb4lb. or maybe...dolans taking about our combinded bench over 520? Early prediction..GQ for the finals. " He got that ambition baby. Look at his eyes. This week hes mopping floors next week its the fries." Busta wants it the most. Hey Busta, btw way, Gabe Ferri says hello................
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| lb4lb-7
February 26, 2012
1:24:21 PM
Entry #: 3871051
| Correction: 2011 lb4lb 2010 Dolan 2009 Guapo 2008 Tommy D 2007 Teddy. 2012? Matt Walker. You read it here first
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| GQBOSS_38_
February 26, 2012
6:32:55 PM
Entry #: 3871104
| Eye of the tiger. New theme song.
_thanks Bob B. _ we accept the compliments.
I appreciate the level of competition I've experienced in the upper levels of this league.
all I can predict is that my team will showup on Sundays.
Nothing but fun & laughs.
(After all, it is fun TO WIN.
and it it is fun TO laugh @ the snivelling hatred whispering in corners, Lmao!!)
At the end of the day, it is SOFTBALL!
I LOVE ALL MY BUDDIES IN THIS LEAGUE, SOME I'VE KNOWN FOR YEARS & SOME I'VE MET IN THE LAST FEW...
I'm the first one to advocate to other leagues & players by saying the format in coventry is excellent & this league offers a variety of competition levels.
So man up! Stack those rosters with meat heads & let the games begin!
I'll purchase anyone's excemption spots, if they become for sale. Lmao!!!
Yes, i am bitter about fallball, lol... That trophy was so close I could feel it. 2nd place is the first place loser, but we only added 3 players in fall & lost 3 from summer. (Btw) no hard feelings to artie, i guess anything goes in fall!
We will try our best, within the confines of our summer league bylaws...GOD BLESS U ALL , BE SAFE & HEALTHY!
(WEAR YOUR HELMETS)!!!!SAFETY FIRST!
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| GQBOSS_38_
February 26, 2012
6:44:32 PM
Entry #: 3871109
| Btw, hey Bob, we need a sponsor for one of our teams, can u help us out?
...we need matching stunner shades for our uniforms.
Preferably Gucci? Versace? ...o hell, even Prada will work, we ain't too picky.
_much appreciated!
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| Jesse Jackson
February 26, 2012
9:06:27 PM
Entry #: 3871146
| UM....do straight white people actually comprehend WTF he is talking about?
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| lb4lb-7
February 26, 2012
9:44:02 PM
Entry #: 3871161
| I love my family. I love my business. I love my crew. Busta wrote that. I like it and I'm going to steal it. This is Busta's strength and what ultimately makes his team formidable. Dutilly wrote my family hates me. My business is cashing in WIC checks. I had a one man crew and he left me o be Gary's woobie. Busta...recruit Dutilly. There's a good chance he is Sicilian. You can mold that into something.
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| fujitsu
February 27, 2012
3:26:52 PM
Entry #: 3871569
| Dutilly sucks. Adding him is like putting a hole in your boat.
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| iWitch-hunt
February 27, 2012
9:40:05 PM
Entry #: 3871838
| Busta let me help you!! Clearly your a great business man but you are lacking marketability. Drop it like this. Come play or help sponsor GQ, where we pump out the hottest hairstyles and male grooming services to perfectly compliment your stunner shades. LB4LB come get a fat ass blow out or a temp fade to really take your looks to the next level, to actually help your "score" with one of your teammates wives/gf. Dutilly and Slezak come see me and I can give you rogaine treatments so you possibly find a woman that uses birth control. Ernie Wright come play for me and I can give you Grecian 8 treatments, so you can slam a woman under 60 which is all you attract right now looking like that. Ryno come let us ruin 3 clippers grooming your hairy Sasquatch looking body. Facker well...there ain't shit we can do for you but your welcome to play. See Busta, it's that easy, now not one of these slobs will win you jack shit but will make richer in the long run. Guaranteed the recently filed chapter 7 bank of bob will apply for high rate interest lines of credit at the sheer opportunity to actually get his little man o war wet, with some pre assisted living lady! Good luck, post back and let us know how it worked
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| Utilty guy
February 27, 2012
9:58:55 PM
Entry #: 3871854
| Or busta. You could pull an artie spinard and quit and leave ur team hanging 6 weeks before the season starts with no sponsor no short stop send the best ever righty to the pna and take all the shaved bats that you let them swing with you. But before you do that you must owe at least 37 guys in the league 100 bucks. To be just like him
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| iWitch-hunt
February 27, 2012
10:06:41 PM
Entry #: 3871857
| Speaking of Artie, that's another marketing gimmick. See you could try to recruit his boy Gary Constantino, a fellow I talian. You know he is gonna need fades and lineups, on the regular. On top of that you can milk his cash cow of young talent straight outta Oakland beach, you know just like Artie is!! Then after say 8 years of screwing all sorts of people over, you can run the entire countries best tournament team ever!! Artie really quit because he was to busy high flying limousine riding with his Team America
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| Jesse Jackson
February 27, 2012
10:30:16 PM
Entry #: 3871867
| Busta if OTR option doesn't work you can call Botelho Insurance, if a man answers, ask for Kristan the man screws everything up. Ask to be placed in the LB4LB (A, H, B, L) program and you will be good to go.
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| GQBOSS_38_
February 28, 2012
12:19:42 AM
Entry #: 3871911
| Hahaha...I just saw this ....u guys are awesome!!
..I'm sure bry lemme will find a way to pick up the pieces for ANGER MANAGEMENT, lol...
Yu kno the season mussb gettin close, as the schmakk board is on fire!!
Its guna b a great 1 this year, all the preseason trades& chatter, the movement is Ridik.
Stop by the coventry GQ & get Yur annual mullet chopped bfor Yu look like Yur from coventry, its time to get off the couch, put down the remote, spray the mud off Yur monster trucks, & look civilized!!..
Go in & say Busta sent u in for the cmsl special discount. U will get treated right!
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| Rockstar81
March 11, 2012
11:05:47 PM
Entry #: 3878645
| To tell you the truth busta not everyone can pull the Paul D blow out off as good as you. I think you've been watching jersey shore a little to much and for the record there is nothing wrong with having mud on your truck and as far as looking civilized we are all just normal looking people and can't pull off the metrosexual look you got going on.
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