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Author TOPIC: Player of the week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shootboxonpub

May 9, 2012
5:49:54 PM

Entry #: 3912524
soooooo, new edition of player of the week! i like! I was thinking Who the fuck do you think you are choosing a player of the week? and especially if your going to go by strictly stats? I didnt know the softball Gods decided you were the chosen one. Your obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed if you are going by only stats for one Danny had a great week yes, Danny your the man! however there were a few players with averages over 100 points higher with one less homers or rbis? how ARENT you going to give a player with an average that much higher player of the week? and two how about you worry about keeping up on stats and standings than picking a player of the week! i think i grew 5 more grey hairs today alone waiting for this thing to be updated.

popout

May 9, 2012
9:44:53 PM

Entry #: 3912685
this ones gonna brew like jalapeno diarrhea

ShaversRus

May 9, 2012
9:57:32 PM

Entry #: 3912694
Shoot box on pub lmao you probably are a fuckin scrub. Who do you play for honestly if you have to go out of your way to insult the pub lol I'd love to know so your pitcher can get some love too

Mello46

May 9, 2012
10:42:56 PM

Entry #: 3912719
Really? Or just f*ckin around? Cuz if you're serious you need to get a life. It's slow pitch softball first of all. If you're getting that upset about I think you need to take a good long look at your life priorities. And secondly. I said I was doing it once a week. I live in Warwick so I'm not goin up there every day. Jon's my best friend in the world but I guarantee this will be updated a helluva lot more than it used to be. Thirdly. If you want to do it....by all means. Actually f*ck off. I'm gonna keep doing it cuz I'm havin fun with it. Especially now that I know I'm pissing people off!

CornDogg321

May 9, 2012
11:05:54 PM

Entry #: 3912736
Let the bullshit begin...

FRAN JOB

May 10, 2012
1:31:53 AM

Entry #: 3912800
so will there be a player of the month too? someone from Francis Farm will most likely win that as well

TROYCITY

May 10, 2012
9:51:42 AM

Entry #: 3912920
cant we all just get along? fran job how much does that cost?

mluther3

May 10, 2012
10:13:45 AM

Entry #: 3912948
I would like to file a grievance, My stats for the first game are wrong. How do i go about the appeal? I want to be in the running for this prestigious award!If you want to take away 1 of my singles that is fine but please not my double, that boosts my power rating I work hard for that..... fRAN JOB, I would also like to know the cost?

shootboxonpub

May 10, 2012
10:18:01 AM

Entry #: 3912951
Shavers i dont have to go out of my way to insult the Pub, they do it for themselves everytime they step onto a softball field and fold under pressure. And dont get me started on that dump of a bar they try to pass off as "The Pub" As far as giving my pitcher some love, he would snap you off like you snap your baby carrot every night before you suck your thumb and fall asleep. Stick to shaving bats using them and continue to lose.....No one is getting pissed off MarshMELLO i was just simply stating cold hard evidence as to why there should have been a different player named "Softball Guy of the Week". Seeing as you wrote nothing back to defend the player of your choosing i see my point was made. I just hope next time you check the Rhinos scorebook what a bunch of great players they have!

popout

May 10, 2012
10:52:36 AM

Entry #: 3912989
I'd prefer you just name your player of the week instead so we can shit on him anonymously too. You did bring it up Shoes, fair is fair! I mean shootbox! did I call you Shoes? hmmm....

btw Vincent Fran Gogh is a beard of the year candidate. Top 2 for sure.


TROYCITY

May 10, 2012
10:59:34 AM

Entry #: 3912993
not ones shitting on the player of the week dummy shoot or "shoes" as u wanna call him shitted on mello learn to read.

popout

May 10, 2012
11:21:25 AM

Entry #: 3913005
He bitched twice that Mello picked the wrong guy so name a name, pretty straight forward really.

btw the only "intangibles" that count in bristol are in the parking lot so pack and pass that thing troycity i see you workin


TROYCITY

May 10, 2012
11:46:17 AM

Entry #: 3913027
I know what u meant but just clearing it up that danny isnt the one he was fucking with. As for my parkling pimpin come by ill share lol

DD17

May 10, 2012
12:48:58 PM

Entry #: 3913075
First off, good job to Danny. Secondly, East Providence has a formula built into their stat software that produced a hot and cold list. It takes into consideration everything including, Hrs, 3b, 2b, 1b, BB, K, and DBOs. Personally, I really dont care, but at least it would stop people from complaining.

shootboxonpub

May 10, 2012
12:59:23 PM

Entry #: 3913080
popout if you used ur brain you would know i specifically said "players" with an S which means more than one, there were a cornocopia (aka many, a lot, plenty for you reading impared) of players who did very well. Farms pitcher or thier SS both have great averages and many RBI's however its not fair to a team like the Rhinos or X-Body who dont even have a single stat up, when there def one or two players from the Rhinos who had a great week. No ones complaining im just laying down the facts. Pretty Straight Forward.

popout

May 10, 2012
1:40:19 PM

Entry #: 3913108
For the reading impaired the word is actually "cornUcopia", yes that was an internet spelling lesson boys and girls.

box, I like your swag. I think we could be friends. I only shoot box on the internet though. With a big swing comes big responsibilities nahmean. and a lot of popouts.


Mello46

May 10, 2012
3:40:11 PM

Entry #: 3913206
Ok. So now we know what team "shoot" plays for lol. Listen. The reason your stats aren't up yet, is because I told your coach that until I have an official roster, the stats aren't going on the website. That isn't a threat, it's just that I can't understand what Mr. Sheedy writes on the score sheet. So until I have a roster to match up the scribble, no stats will be posted. Tell your coach to send me the roster and I'll be more than happy to put the stats up. And after all this BS that has arisen from 1 player of the week, It looks like Danny will be Bristol's ONLY Player of the Week, cuz I'm not going through this crap every week. I'm just trying to change it up a little. Make it so people visited for more than just standings and stats. I'm sorry if I offended people. Just trying to make a difference.

Mello46

May 10, 2012
3:44:49 PM

Entry #: 3913211
And MLuther, I want to make everyone happy. I have all the stat sheets, so please tell me name, team, and game and the error, and i'll check the books. My name, number, and email are posted on the contact list. Please feel free to contact me. That goes for everyone! Just don't be a dick about it! (Not you Mluther. You did it politely).

TROYCITY

May 10, 2012
3:59:13 PM

Entry #: 3913220
listen mr mello, if you are not capable of reading the written language of chicken scratch then you are obviously not capable of running a website lmao!! Im sure mr sheedy after writing for the last 68 yrs will be very hurt that you think his hand writing sucks big bleka lol!!!

Bristol "Fran" Base

May 10, 2012
4:39:14 PM

Entry #: 3913257
I love that Box. "cornocopia" and my personal favorite "for all you reading imPARED". so we know your an idiot. ahhh we'll never figure out who it is from Bristol Men's Softball. Definitely have to agree with Shaves tho, scrub. Keep up the good work Marsh Mellow.

FRAN JOB

May 10, 2012
5:07:06 PM

Entry #: 3913276
First things first. vincent Fran Gogh might be one of the best variations of franny i have heard so far. Second lay off Mello. he's already doing way better then john last year. sorry John. third shootboxonpub i wouldn't worry so much about player of the week but actually winning some games. stats are for losers. someone from Francis farm got the award because we are the best team in the league. sorry if nobody likes that but learn to love it because that's the way it will be in bristol for a long time. as far as the price of Fran jobs, When you can hit Line to line like me I'll let you know.

Mello46

May 10, 2012
5:44:19 PM

Entry #: 3913296
Thanks for the love guys. Lmao@ Troy. Don't tell him I said that lol

FRANatic

May 11, 2012
2:16:02 PM

Entry #: 3913757
shootboxonpub needs to get off Francis Farm's D...we get it we're the tits and we coulda had 5 players of the week...might wanna change your attitude before rhinos has to start playing games with an L screen you rat

anyway, popout don't even try to out FRANism me, all i have to say is JEAN CLAUDE FRAN DAMME boom!!!


shootinboxis4poosies

May 11, 2012
2:54:45 PM

Entry #: 3913777
Hey shootin on pub...think yur a coward for callin out commons pitcher...im sure your not a pitcher and wouldnt have the nuts to get on the mound anyways... Mello at least your tryin to do something different and make sure its ok with shootinboxonpub jon who player of the week is so he doesnt cry or need a baby wipe to take care of his leaky clam. Just to remind you that its a rec league and shootin box on purpose is ridiculous...but if u choose to be a clown and do so, plz let ur pitcher know its comin his way..on a good note i think that francis is the best team this year and want to be a part of the Franatics... Bristol fran base i think yur name is Frantabulous!!!!!!!!

J Smooth

May 11, 2012
3:41:12 PM

Entry #: 3913795
I guess I'll be the first one to say it...Fuck Francis Farm!!!

J Smooth

May 11, 2012
3:45:47 PM

Entry #: 3913798
....and 'Return of the Mack' IS about Mark Morrison telling everyone he is gay!

FRAN JOB

May 11, 2012
4:50:04 PM

Entry #: 3913842
I stand corrected. JEAN CLAUDE FRAN DAMME is the best version of franny i have heard hands down. j smooth that shit was hilarious . seriously though Francis farm is the best team in bristol.

ShaversRus

May 11, 2012
6:45:02 PM

Entry #: 3913895
Francis farm can blow me.

FRANaholic

May 12, 2012
2:19:56 PM

Entry #: 3914135
Mr Smooth u are incorrect...return of the mack is not about anything homosexual.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_of_the_Mack



popout

May 12, 2012
9:03:55 PM

Entry #: 3914248
Francis Farm dreams of candy coated raindrops

TROYCITY

May 14, 2012
9:40:51 AM

Entry #: 3914780
i love candy coated rainbows!!! and mr. smooth dont hate because francis farm will smash your team when we play you best believe. shaversrus dont know who u r but um yeah fuck you and your team cause we will smash you too.

ShaversRus

May 14, 2012
11:03:15 AM

Entry #: 3914901
Sheedy come on let's be real. Francis Farm will get smashed by east bay tents and on Friday when y'all are playin the pub brah.

TROYCITY

May 14, 2012
12:07:46 PM

Entry #: 3914974
lol glad you know who i am so enlighten me and tell me who you are? doubt that will happen but anyway, tents will give us a good game no doubt but the pub is going to get their shit pushed in by us on friday and then we will crush beers in the parking lot like its 1999!!!!!!!!!!!!

J Smooth

May 14, 2012
1:26:32 PM

Entry #: 3915059
God damn, 1999 was a great year!!! Bootleggers, Breakpoint Cafe, Bar One! Prince was the real prophecy, and he knew what the fuck he was talking about when he wrote that classic!

FRANaholic

May 15, 2012
5:23:44 AM

Entry #: 3915626
oooo 1999 the good 'ol days is. I was in middle school. trying to figure out all these funny feelings going through my body...listening to the Mase harlem world CD on my portable disc man (teardrop)

Brawler420420

May 23, 2012
9:23:34 PM

Entry #: 3921241
Break point and bootleggers!!! Now that's keepin real jsmooth!!! Half of these little fuckers were still on there mommys tits when we were chasin tail up there!!!

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