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| Coach Kent Murphy
July 22, 2013
1:35:34 PM
Entry #: 4075630
| Now I hear there's an All-Star game coming up, so I'm gonna tell you kids how to handle an All-Star game. Now first of all realize the fact that none of you are good enough to ever sniff an All-Star game so keep that in mind. If you're like me and have played in a number of All-Star games, you realize it's just another opportunity to have a personal dinger derby of some of the so called best pitchers in your league. It's also a unique opportunity to whip someone's ass in front of members of every single team in the league. In most of your games, there's only two teams there to see the beatdown, but at an All-Star game, there are D-slaps from all the other teams who will go back and tell their teammates just how epic of a beating you gave that poor S.O.B.
If you're not elected to the All-Star game, that doesn't mean you can't go to the game and disgrace the players, their families, and their fans from the bleachers.
Hum that thing in there, I'm Kent Murphy!
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