- "Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing." - Warren Spahn
- "Being made manager of the Seattle Mariners is like being made head chef at McDonalds." - C.Bricker
- "Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean." - Pedro Guerrero
- When Yogi Berra was asked what size hat do you wear? He said, "I don't know, I'm not in shape yet."
- "I was such a dangerous hitter; I got intentional walks in batting practice." - Casey Stengel