Question: In honor of Halloween, what would be the SCARIEST announcement I could make regarding the Empty Pitchers' 2017 season?
Response   Pct  Votes 
Instead of yellow softballs, we will now be required to play all of our games using golf balls. (Hope you're wearing a cup!)   33.3%
Our schedule will consist of 24 straight games versus the Capital Stars. All at Colt Park. All at night.   0.0%
Whichever presidential candidate loses November's election has to coach our team! 2017's gonna be 'uuuuge!   0.0%
Forget the green shirts -- American flag shorts will be our new official uniform!   66.7%

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