| Question: What is the best Ron Swanson quote ever? |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard."
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0.0% |
0 |
| "Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
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40.0% |
2 |
| "Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that."
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20.0% |
1 |
| "I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes."
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20.0% |
1 |
| "If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourself, like adults."
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0.0% |
0 |
| "When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I don't really care about them."
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20.0% |
1 |
| "Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon."
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0.0% |
0 |
| "Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are useless."
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0.0% |
0 |
| "I'd wish you the best of luck, but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures."
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0.0% |
0 |
| "Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous." |
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0.0% |
0 |
