| Question: Which superhero would be the best addition to the Empty Pitchers roster? |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| Hulk -- Pure power hitter, and his skin is already our team color. Unfortunately, he has rage issues (steroid use?), and an annoying tendency to smash the team equipment.
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14.3% |
1 |
| The Flash -- Excellent base-running skills. Too bad we're not allowed to steal bases in this league.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Batman -- Lacks a killer instinct, but he does have "BAT" in his name.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Wonder Woman -- Solid contact hitter, though we always seem to struggle to get the female players to show up.
|
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14.3% |
1 |
| Ant-Man -- A base-on-balls machine due to his teeny-tiny strike zone. Of course, that doesn't really help since we use the strike mat.
|
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0.0% |
0 |
| Iron Man -- If he's anything like Cal "Iron Man" Ripken, Jr., he'd never miss a game. However, the suit might be illegal -- I think its a composite.
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0.0% |
0 |
| Superman -- Absolute five-tool player. But I'm pretty sure there's no flying allowed in our league.
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28.6% |
2 |
| Deadpool -- Because WHY THE F*** NOT???
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42.9% |
3 |
