| Question: Based on these completely unsubstantiated rumors, how tough is Tino? |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Tino!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino can win a game of Connect Four in three moves!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino counted to infinity . . . twice!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino doesn't cheat death; he wins fair and square!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino can do a wheelie on a unicycle!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King . . . and got one!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino can slam a revolving door!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino CAN believe its not butter!
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20.0% |
1 |
| Tino is the reason why Waldo is always hiding!
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20.0% |
1 |
| Death once had a near-Tino experience!
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20.0% |
1 |
| Tino makes onions cry!
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0.0% |
0 |
| When Tino jumps into water, he doesn't get wet . . . the water gets Tino-ed!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he gets The Most Interesting Man in the World to pay for it!
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40.0% |
2 |
| Tino can kill two stones with one bird!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino doesn't dial the wrong number . . . you answer the wrong phone!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino built the hospital he was born in!
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0.0% |
0 |
| When Tino does push-ups, he doesn't push up . . . the Earth moves down!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino's tears can cure cancer . . . too bad he's never cried!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Tino can cook Minute Rice in 30 seconds!
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0.0% |
0 |
| Grand Slams are for wimps . . . Tino hits five-run homers! |
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0.0% |
0 |
