| Question: The Empty Pitchers have already beaten The Grass Stains three times this season. Why would they ask to play us again this week? |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| They simply enjoy playing softball and recognize that we are a friendly, fun team to play against.
|
|
28.6% |
2 |
| The sheer majesty of Cove Park has enchanted them into wanting to return there again and again, regardless of the games' outcome.
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| Their dastardly plan is to keep us busy so that their burglar accomplices can rob our homes between 6-8pm on Thursday evenings.
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| We are caught in a softball version of Groundhog Day, where we'll have to play The Grass Stains over and over and over and . . .
|
|
28.6% |
2 |
| They really, really want Art's autograph, but he did not attend any of the first three games, so they're just gonna keep playing us until he shows. |
|
42.9% |
3 |
