| Question: Now that Giancarlo Stanton has been traded to the New York Yankees, what should be the response of the Boston Red Sox? |
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| Response |
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Pct |
Votes |
| Offer every single player in their organization plus a bag of used baseballs to the Los Angeles Angels in order to acquire Shohei Otani -- since the guy can pitch AND hit, who else do you need?
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0.0% |
0 |
| Take a cue from Tonya Harding and hire some goon to "Gillooly" Stanton's kneecap
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33.3% |
1 |
| Change the name of the team to the Boston Yankees and hope that Stanton gets confused and shows up at Fenway
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0.0% |
0 |
| Nothing -- Stanton will probably get hurt in spring training and miss 4 months of the season
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33.3% |
1 |
| Wave the white flag, pack it in, close up shop, and go play golf for the next few years -- they have no hope of competing with a lineup that includes Stanton and Judge back-to-back |
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33.3% |
1 |
