| Question: Which of the following is the funniest "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy? |
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| I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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| One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.
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| For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
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28.6% |
2 |
| To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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| If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.
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| If you lose your job, your marriage and your mind all in one week, try to lose your mind first, because then the other stuff won't matter that much.
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28.6% |
2 |
| If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
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14.3% |
1 |
| If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you, because, "Hey, free dummy."
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| Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.
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14.3% |
1 |
| I hope if dogs take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
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| When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
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14.3% |
1 |
| Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
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| If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting.
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| Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
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| If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you. |
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