| Question: In an alternate reality in which softball never existed, what sport would the Empty Pitchers play every season? |
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| Response |
|
Pct |
Votes |
| Kickball -- Not all that different from softball, except that its legal to hit Mike in the head with the ball.
|
|
57.1% |
4 |
| Soccer -- We already rarely score.
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| Rodeo -- We often beat the Bisons.
|
|
0.0% |
0 |
| Bobsled -- We've already got a Bob, and our season's pretty much a downhill slide anyway.
|
|
28.6% |
2 |
| Competitive Eating -- If its pizza or wings, we could be tough to beat!
|
|
14.3% |
1 |
